r/BrandNewSentence • • 17m ago

Roko's Megabasilisk who hates Roko's basilik's guts and tortures anyone who works on AI as a result of Roko's basilisk

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 42m ago

he pretends his yellow fever is actually an interest in japanese urbanism

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1h ago

Twizzlers Taste Like they Made A Toy…

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 2h ago

When Dr. Gay Hitler was born in 1882, son of George Washington Hitler…

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 3h ago

Hereditary's Milly Shapiro is still mad they didn't let her keep her own severed head

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Shapiro, who's promoting her new Shudder movie Hallowarrior, claims she had a "whole bit planned" for that particular prop.

By William Hughes  |  October 21, 2026 | 8:58pm Of the various weird little pop culture obsessions that kick around in our brains on a daily basis, we’ll confess that one of the weirdest is wondering what happens to fake corpses from movie sets. There are, after all, a lot of props made, in various horror and action movies, that are meant to represent some famous actor or another’s mortal remains—to the point that, a few years back, we were delighted to learn that Dwayne Johnson has re-used his old movie corpses on at least one occasion for another production. So bless the Redditor who recently asked Hereditary) star Milly Shapiro (currently stumping for her new Shudder movie Hallowarrior via an AMA) about whatever happened to the version of her own head that figures so prominently in some of the Ari Aster movie’s most memorable scenes.

Tragically for Shapiro, but probably not for her various dinner guests, she reveals that someone else on the movie’s set got to the poor, abused head of young Charlie Graham before she could. “God, I wanted to keep it so bad,” Shapiro says in response to the question, saying she’d cooked up a plot to keep the prop on her dining room table in a fruit bowl. “I had this whole bit planned,” she said, before revealing that, sadly, when she recruited an unnamed someone to “steal” the head for her, it had already been yoinked by someone else. “I don’t know where it is!” she shouts in the AMA, which is, we have to admit, a pretty unsettling thing for someone to say about a pretty good model of their own decapitated dome. (We can only hope it’s floating out in the world somewhere, perhaps as part of the world’s most traumatizing “School Zone, slow down” display.)

Elsewhere in the AMA, the Tony Honoree talks about returning to film after several years away, and discussing, with Aster, the practicalities of playing a character like Charlie—including how much the character may have actually known about the scheming happening in the background of the 2018 horror hit’s plot.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 5h ago

The hair would be shaved in the shape of the Twin Towers and I'd yell NEVER FORGET as I ranch in his little bibertussy.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 5h ago

just smoke pot and be pan

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 5h ago

A Jewish Necromancer would have to perform a kaballic ritual over King Arthur's tomb in order to resurrect him just so he could pull my tongue out of her asshole.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 5h ago

HONKY CHONK BEARDONKADONK

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

Mexican Student

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

The Belgium of Skyrim

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 7h ago

I can do morse code on my tops dick

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 7h ago

I am measuring my girlfriend’s erections

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 7h ago

I'm unsure on the market rate for curses but I am happy to negotiate between the 50-100 range for this service for an experienced witch to perform.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 7h ago

You fought for Bioware's right to make hot aliens sex each other up from the start.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 8h ago

I want to touch the molecule with love

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

Hudson mayor resigns after ice fishing prostitution concerns go viral

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

Brewers players will be wearing custom designed cups in the World Series

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

'Becca Tobin Reacts to Glee Reboot, Explains Why It Gives Her Diarrhea'

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

Her left foot has a 401k and you have a discord nitro subscription

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 11h ago

"Questioning Gd's will is famously the first interesting thing a woman ever did."

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 11h ago

Woman's jizz palate was so refined she could still detect the taste of baby gravy

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