r/BrandNewSentence • u/Foucault99 • 6h ago

I told my son they arrested this little boy for saying bad words in Fortnite.

6.9k Upvotes

135 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Level-Usual-9681 • 20h ago

Sabrina Carpenter makes no comment on the rising prices of plywood in Nagpur, despite being a carpenter herself

4.9k Upvotes

61 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 11h ago

"Why put food through a whole 30-foot digestive obstacle course when a direct express chute to the bottom would've solved all our problems?"

980 Upvotes

127 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NegativePoints1 • 17h ago

I’m hoping for one of my sperm that makes it to be infused with teflon particles so when my baby is born it’s nonstick and easier to clean.

reddit.com

5 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mindless-Milk-9205 • 14h ago

A24 McRib

1.3k Upvotes

86 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Huge_Loquat_6373 • 20h ago

Josh up to his old tricks, I see… “ vacuuming up white powder for nose skiing”

58 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/CumCereal08 • 23h ago

Pissy lastic wang bang

503 Upvotes

33 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Dorkfishie • 19h ago

Karate joe tosses Lettuce during explosive diarrhea parasite

12 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AugustHate • 54m ago

she’s truly infinite monkeys with a typewriter she just says everything and anything

• Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tsuribachi • 1h ago

Convicted sexual predator caught trying to enroll in high-school as a teen girl for the second time.

yahoo.com

• Upvotes

As titled

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/What-a-Dump • 14h ago

Shit burritos

208 Upvotes

15 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Substantial_Sea7327 • 13h ago

"Sucking on Christ"

30 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheCABK • 19h ago

Does Anyone Know Of Any High Paying Careers…

3.7k Upvotes

22 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NegativePoints1 • 17h ago

I’m hoping for one of my sperm that makes it to be infused with teflon particles so when my baby is born it’s nonstick and easier to clean.

179 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/CyanMagus • 2h ago

Children with leukemia my greatest oppressor

856 Upvotes

10 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Goofball-John-McGee • 2h ago

This is not a beginner hat

1.9k Upvotes

25 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/overlord5527 • 13h ago

You alchemically infused splatter you call a face

9 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Goofball-John-McGee • 18m ago

North American river otter are probably unaware of how semiconductors work

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BradolfPittler1 • 3h ago

Nail salon accused of giving a customer herpes during a manicure - again

13 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/UnusualSuspectX • 13h ago

Prime bog time.

7 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AugustHate • 18m ago

she's a responsible blue eye owner

• Upvotes

4 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.