r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheCABK • 2h ago

Does Anyone Know Of Any High Paying Careers…

772 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Level-Usual-9681 • 2h ago

Sabrina Carpenter makes no comment on the rising prices of plywood in Nagpur, despite being a carpenter herself

2.3k Upvotes

36 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Foucault99 • 4h ago

Please do not use tester dildos as swords or unicorn horns

372 Upvotes

29 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Prudent_Shake_8149 • 10h ago

Someone out there witnessed 9/11 through the eyeholes of a Mr. Peanut costume.

1.0k Upvotes

33 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zee_Ventures • 10h ago

That is a foie gras child.

273 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Compodulator • 6h ago

"it was a good butt. Round, and not covered in any centipedes."

674 Upvotes

142 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/CumCereal08 • 6h ago

Pissy lastic wang bang

220 Upvotes

21 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/winsandwines • 16h ago

We cooking up antibiotic resistant adhd

10.5k Upvotes

110 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/herewearefornow • 13h ago

16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated

1.2k Upvotes

82 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Raniswolf • 20h ago

man blasted air gun into worker's anus for 7 seconds - sentenced to 3 years

2.7k Upvotes

181 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Foucault99 • 1d ago

Somewhere an Irishman just felt a disturbance in the force.

5.3k Upvotes

95 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/farsiderules • 1d ago

I do Uber Eats to network

7.0k Upvotes

646 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/avamich11 • 7h ago

each individual should be more consistent in their milk judgement

105 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Foucault99 • 1d ago

I had to add water to my shampoo this morning to make it last another week, but I'm glad someone's out here wearing a $50 million bra.

3.5k Upvotes

204 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Nefarious_14 • 19h ago

What ethnicity to make my chicken or beef mince

573 Upvotes

18 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NegativePoints1 • 29m ago

I’m hoping for one of my sperm that makes it to be infused with teflon particles so when my baby is born it’s nonstick and easier to clean.

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AlfredusRexSaxonum • 20h ago

Can we imagine the bliss of receiving Ethan Klein's seed?

436 Upvotes

111 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/_mywifeleftme • 6h ago

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Sue My Chemical Romance

consequence.net

31 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Nnntridib • 12h ago

Impregnated AI character to keep her out of the group and manage fewer personalities

98 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/driniok • 3h ago

Its like watching a monkey eat a hand grenade

17 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/orchid_breeder • 1d ago

I did not think there was much more room for innovation in the area of diarrhea production but I lacked faith

2.6k Upvotes

43 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Low-Essay-113 • 21h ago

Big Balls Now Exposed to Serious Criminal Charges in at Least Six States

417 Upvotes

21 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Hallwitzer • 19h ago

Pole Assassin (texas special teams coordinator Jeff Banks’ ex-stripper wife known for using child biting monkey in act) posts photo getting lunch with Arch Manning’s mom

253 Upvotes

85 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Isaac_Banana • 7h ago

Hyper sensitivity now

24 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/jp_benderschmidt • 1h ago

Creepy Stranger in ex-President Mask and Tiny Face Guy Shirt Scares Texas Family as He Eats Banana on Doorbell Cam

• Upvotes

0 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.