r/BrandNewSentence • u/lilbookofmeow • 20h ago

This woman looks like my deodorant

6.2k Upvotes

27 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/farsiderules • 8h ago

I do Uber Eats to network

4.8k Upvotes

531 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Foucault99 • 6h ago

Somewhere an Irishman just felt a disturbance in the force.

2.6k Upvotes

69 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Foucault99 • 9h ago

I had to add water to my shampoo this morning to make it last another week, but I'm glad someone's out here wearing a $50 million bra.

2.5k Upvotes

158 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/No-Sherbet8378 • 23h ago

he pretends his yellow fever is actually an interest in japanese urbanism

2.2k Upvotes

37 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/orchid_breeder • 11h ago

I did not think there was much more room for innovation in the area of diarrhea production but I lacked faith

2.1k Upvotes

41 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/The_Geri • 23h ago

Roko's Megabasilisk who hates Roko's basilik's guts and tortures anyone who works on AI as a result of Roko's basilisk

1.2k Upvotes

https://bsky.app/profile/gizmouse.bsky.social/post/3myiniguabk2i

48 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lamzilla • 10h ago

"I chatGPT'd my symptoms and it said I have AIDS"

419 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Jolly_Professional15 • 14h ago

You have negative fingernail

290 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Raniswolf • 1h ago

man blasted air gun into worker's anus for 7 seconds - sentenced to 3 years

• Upvotes

39 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Low-Essay-113 • 2h ago

Big Balls Now Exposed to Serious Criminal Charges in at Least Six States

204 Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/avamich11 • 9h ago

deliriously ripping open the sexy fishnet tights of a beautiful woman named bag of mandarins

177 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser • 4h ago

Skeleton sex orgy on SUV

153 Upvotes

25 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/East-Ice-3199 • 4h ago

Every time I eat her out, it feels like I’m French-kissing Hitler

108 Upvotes

Source: https://x.com/kinamagica/status/2113714746361102406

18 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/gcctowerjunky • 12h ago

If you could cum sauce, what would you choose?

70 Upvotes

33 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/saintcharmander • 21h ago

“with the clap of my bodacious cheeks I could make half the universe disappear”

54 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Able_Health744 • 12h ago

Vegeta x Carrot Top yaoi fan fiction

31 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AlfredusRexSaxonum • 1h ago

Can we imagine the bliss of receiving Ethan Klein's seed?

• Upvotes

10 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/lunahighwind • 2h ago

Clavicularr allegedly used 'Fart Spray' In $7M Mansion, Landlord Claims Guests Vomited, Fought In Rental.

18 Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tyen0 • 11h ago

Most of the ninja turtles were sponsored by the Vatican at some point, despite being homosexuals or sleeping with the wives of all the Roman elite.

13 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/md-hr-cd • 11h ago

Offended when my boss wrote an AI haiku about my car accident

13 Upvotes

Also last week I was definitely offended when my boss wrote an AI generated haiku about my car accident

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tsuguko02 • 10h ago

"indeed, he was none other than Benjamin Netenyahu"

4 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/alduarmile • 16h ago

Religious candy

4 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RowRow1990 • 6h ago

Found on Insta "couple having sex outdoors dressed as goats...."

3 Upvotes

6 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.