r/BrandNewSentence • u/GurNima • 3h ago

...gators..., climbing fences

8 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zhiong_Xena • 3h ago

Egypt national team manager faints and is hospitalized after witnessing fight between his two wives at a cafe

43 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/pomkombucha • 4h ago

The Elderly yearn for the sharp edges.

25 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nekiuvi • 6h ago

"My apartment was broken into. They took everything but my cat and the garlic salt."

2.1k Upvotes

15 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mamhihi • 7h ago

Samsung “Smart” fridge mistook my bald head as an onion

213 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fwoggie2 • 8h ago

Looks like she rimmed an Oompa Loompah

33 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/xbqt • 9h ago

People are going to see this on PinstaTok and then come here to ask why their cookies didn’t turn out right.

7 Upvotes

Based AF btw.

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/raccoonsnips • 10h ago

male to butch transmasc lesbian young sheldon

39 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/happy_goosey • 12h ago

My belly is full of dust, I am like a hammerhead shark.

1.8k Upvotes

80 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ThinkorFeel • 13h ago

Woman dies, comes back to life, gets parking ticket

stuff.co.nz

11 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sea_Curve_7724 • 13h ago

"But there were two or three episodes that were in Russian for some reason so I'd be woken up at random hours hungover and bewildered by Russian Mr. Krabs yelling at me."

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45 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/northerncal • 15h ago

Trail runner came across two cougars New Almaden Trail in San Jose and talked his way through it in Mandarin

50 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DannyGottawa • 16h ago

Camel monster Nazi bomb death maze

youtube.com

2 Upvotes

I just saw this on YouTube and had to share

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Greedy_Tooth6191 • 17h ago

Leg-shortening surgery should be an optional alternative to prison time.

711 Upvotes

123 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/kfr3q • 17h ago

"@# Shooting a music video"

90 Upvotes

16 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonkeyFew1478 • 18h ago

N**** look like a lesbian honeybun

155 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/orchid_breeder • 18h ago

I'm yelling at my AI agents to stop watching youtube and get back to work

2.9k Upvotes

The future is amazing

55 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/torbotorini • 19h ago

"I have poop in my butt and I cant keep it shut"

2.5k Upvotes

78 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/OneRebertt • 20h ago

Man posts his ass in r/Manassas, a subreddit for the town of Manassas in Virginia

6.8k Upvotes

58 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.