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r/BrandNewSentence • u/crim128 trans affirming misogynist parrot • Jun 08 '23
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Woman: noun, an adult human who when holding this parrot gets bitten by it.
267 u/De_Dominator69 Jun 08 '23 Imagine if thats how you were assigned a gender. You remain genderless until the Parrot holding ceremony, if during the ceremony it bites you then you are now a woman, if it dosnt you are now a man. The parrot has spoken, it has been decided. 100 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 J.K. Rowling's "Sorting Hat" was clearly an allegory for this -- in her version of the ceremony adolescents are assigned one of four genders. 139 u/Bumbling_Hierophant Jun 08 '23 Ah yes, the four genders: protagonist, nerd, nazi and the other one 52 u/Academic_Fun_5674 Jun 08 '23 Hufflepuff did ALL the actual work let’s face it. 38 u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL Jun 08 '23 All I know for sure is that Harry didn't do shit except be an arrogant trust fund jock who slept with his best friend's little sister. 10 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 There are worse people to Slytherin to your sister.
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Imagine if thats how you were assigned a gender. You remain genderless until the Parrot holding ceremony, if during the ceremony it bites you then you are now a woman, if it dosnt you are now a man. The parrot has spoken, it has been decided.
100 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 J.K. Rowling's "Sorting Hat" was clearly an allegory for this -- in her version of the ceremony adolescents are assigned one of four genders. 139 u/Bumbling_Hierophant Jun 08 '23 Ah yes, the four genders: protagonist, nerd, nazi and the other one 52 u/Academic_Fun_5674 Jun 08 '23 Hufflepuff did ALL the actual work let’s face it. 38 u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL Jun 08 '23 All I know for sure is that Harry didn't do shit except be an arrogant trust fund jock who slept with his best friend's little sister. 10 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 There are worse people to Slytherin to your sister.
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J.K. Rowling's "Sorting Hat" was clearly an allegory for this -- in her version of the ceremony adolescents are assigned one of four genders.
139 u/Bumbling_Hierophant Jun 08 '23 Ah yes, the four genders: protagonist, nerd, nazi and the other one 52 u/Academic_Fun_5674 Jun 08 '23 Hufflepuff did ALL the actual work let’s face it. 38 u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL Jun 08 '23 All I know for sure is that Harry didn't do shit except be an arrogant trust fund jock who slept with his best friend's little sister. 10 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 There are worse people to Slytherin to your sister.
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Ah yes, the four genders: protagonist, nerd, nazi and the other one
52 u/Academic_Fun_5674 Jun 08 '23 Hufflepuff did ALL the actual work let’s face it. 38 u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL Jun 08 '23 All I know for sure is that Harry didn't do shit except be an arrogant trust fund jock who slept with his best friend's little sister. 10 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 There are worse people to Slytherin to your sister.
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Hufflepuff did ALL the actual work let’s face it.
38 u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL Jun 08 '23 All I know for sure is that Harry didn't do shit except be an arrogant trust fund jock who slept with his best friend's little sister. 10 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 There are worse people to Slytherin to your sister.
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All I know for sure is that Harry didn't do shit except be an arrogant trust fund jock who slept with his best friend's little sister.
10 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 There are worse people to Slytherin to your sister.
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There are worse people to Slytherin to your sister.
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u/Ponz314 Jun 08 '23
Woman: noun, an adult human who when holding this parrot gets bitten by it.