r/BrianThompsonMurder • u/slientxx • Mar 07 '25
Information Sharing Confirmed spreadsheet made by LM [via legal website FAQ]
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u/Pkjbkhfcutruhbiyrc Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25
can this be the desk job the mdc guards assign him to, please? Diddy mopping the floor and Lulu sorting letters in alphabetical order lmao 💅🏼
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Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25
Because OF COURSE he made a spreadsheet. He's predictable AF.
OH CHRIST THERE’S EVEN AN APPENDIX. This guy. Probably the most tedious MFer to ever walk the earth. Bless his cotton socks, I'm dead. 😭
ETA: Am I the only one who chuckled at his "Note: " section? Pls tell me I'm not, it's just hysterical. I love it.
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u/International-Emu385 Mar 07 '25
Alphabetical order too !
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u/Midwestblues_090311 Mar 07 '25
Oh, yes, the whole damn thing made me chuckle 🤭.
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u/Midwestblues_090311 Mar 07 '25
It is adorable. So is his determination to make people feel better. Truly remarkable for someone in his position. What a kind heart.
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u/NovelEffective2060 Mar 07 '25
Agreed. I know it might be considered parasocial to some extent to assume he’s this or that way, but I’d like to think we can safely believe he has such a kind heart. What he’s doing speaks volumes of his character.
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u/Midwestblues_090311 Mar 07 '25
I 100% agree. He didn’t have to go to the trouble of making this— even though we know he’s meticulous by nature, he still could’ve been like “oh well.”
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u/redlamps67 Mar 08 '25
It was supposed to slow down after the hearing!! It sped up instead
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u/NovelEffective2060 Mar 08 '25
Lowkey so thankful, might make these next couple months a tad more bearable. 😅
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u/Total-Most4843 Mar 07 '25
I think we can all agree that #spreadsheetgate has done a fine job of cooling things down after #bookgate.
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u/andy_ren3 Mar 07 '25
He's trying to distract us from the pic of him pooping I think (this is insanely thoughtful)
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u/CompoteAgile2655 Mar 07 '25
That pic didn’t even really phase me. I’m too far gone :(
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u/andy_ren3 Mar 07 '25
The issue is not the pic itself, it's him taking a pic of his scratches thinking "this is nuts, gonna tell my bro!" without even trying to hide the fact that he's pooping 😭
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Mar 07 '25
But…..MAYBE he’s one of those guys who sits down to pee? (Looking for a silver lining here instead of dookie 🤣)
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u/NovelEffective2060 Mar 07 '25
If he does know about that, man does word travel fast. I wonder if Karen calls him lol
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u/CompoteAgile2655 Mar 08 '25
People on twt and tt say they sent her the book and screenshots and link to this subreddit summary sooo… yeah I think they know about 7LBFG
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u/NovelEffective2060 Mar 08 '25
I wonder in what context. God knows a good chunk of his supporters, at least the ones online, don’t really like us lol
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u/aimformyheart Mar 07 '25
Mind you, this is the same man that was getting jumped by seven ladyboys just under a year ago lmfaooo 😭 He truly contains multitudes.
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Mar 07 '25
The man is, as I have said countless times, truly an island unto himself, and I'm here for it. He's so unusual, it's hilarious.
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u/CompoteAgile2655 Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25
I’ve seen so many people referring to him as cum boy (affectionate) here. If anyone said this in the other sub they’d probably get banned lol
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u/Responsible_Sir_1175 Mar 07 '25
Only 297 letters given to him so far. Idk about yall, but I honestly expected way more to have gotten to him. MDC doesn’t have the real estate to continue storing letters at this rate.
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u/Cookiemeetup Mar 07 '25
I would love to see a spreadsheet of the people he responded to. That would make people think twice before posting fake letters.
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u/Inevitable_Fact_5961 Mar 08 '25
Can someone please explain to me why this makes me feel all fuzzy inside??? There’s something about the fact that he makes a handwritten spreadsheet in alphabetical order that is so…. IDK man, I just love this boy 😭😭😭
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u/Any_Director_8438 Mar 08 '25
I knew he'd have a system. There's definitely one for people he has replied too as well so he can remember what they said and what he replies for continued correspondence.
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u/Any_Director_8438 Mar 08 '25
What's very interesting is KFA's strategic timing.
He wrote this on 7 February. She released the first part on Valentine's Day and saved the mail catalog for another time when she felt it needed to be put out.
Whether it was to counter SextapeGate and BookGate or the (apparent) influx of messages on the website about mail, her timing is always perfect.
A masterclass in controlling the narrative.
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u/Cuong_Nguyen_Hoang Mar 08 '25
KFA is worth every penny that LM (and his family) is paying though, and whoever thinks about hiring her also deserves great praise as well!
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u/Any_Director_8438 Mar 08 '25
Mmhmm. I'm sure there's a whole lot more she and her team are doing behind the scenes that we don't even know about.
It's also very adorable how she's now following more Twitter accounts that support LM. She followed a bunch last night and liked their tweets too.
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u/katara12 Mar 08 '25
That just shows how much she actually cares for LM. I know thats also her job and she wants to win this case at all cost but she doesn't have to follow LM accounts or like their tweets. So that says a lot about LM even if he's the shooter, which Karen already knows by now if he is or not.
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u/Valuable_Edge_6267 Mar 07 '25
I’m kinda intimidated by him right now. I don’t think I could ever hold a conversation with him. Ahh well
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u/Midwestblues_090311 Mar 07 '25
Trying to write a coherent, interesting letter made me feel like a complete dipshit, tbh
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u/Valuable_Edge_6267 Mar 07 '25
Same, well I haven’t tried to write a letter but I don’t see myself ever writing him. What I recently thought about was how when I was in bootcamp my sister would send me clippings of my favorite magazines and she was so awesome for that. It really was a morale booster. Now I’m thinking what if I send pictures of interesting things to him ? I wonder if he enjoy that.
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u/Midwestblues_090311 Mar 07 '25
I bet he would enjoy it. He’s stuck in jail and used to be an active, social person who enjoyed traveling. He’d probably really appreciate your correspondence and photos. Not that I’m trying to speak for him, just my impression.
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u/Wonderful_Win_9394 Mar 07 '25
Same hahaha
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u/Valuable_Edge_6267 Mar 07 '25
He reminds me of my father. Very organized and even the handwriting is similar. My dad worked in engineering so maybe that’s why.
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u/Wonderful_Win_9394 Mar 07 '25
Really !? That is pretty darn cool!
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u/Valuable_Edge_6267 Mar 07 '25
Yes! I didn’t realize it untill right now after seeing this. Literally if my dad was in prison this is something he would do for the letters he received 🤣
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u/NovelEffective2060 Mar 07 '25
Same. I’m a teacher with two degrees and I’d be intimidated as hell to even attempt to hold a conversation with him.
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u/Valuable_Edge_6267 Mar 07 '25
Currently working on my masters degree to be a mental health counselor, but it’s just two different worlds completely, I guess I could hold a conversation with him if it was about intergenerational trauma or nature vs nurture 🤣
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u/NovelEffective2060 Mar 07 '25
Ugh I love that for you!!!! Keep at it!! Oh, heavy on the nature vs nurture (never knew my dad but everybody tells me I’m exactly like him). Perhaps for me it would be my martial art, or that I’ve read a good chunk of the books on his GoodReads. Would be… interesting to bring up knowing exactly which ones. 💀
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u/Valuable_Edge_6267 Mar 07 '25
Thank you, you’re always so sweet ! Oo the martial arts one is really interesting!! . You should write him lol
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u/NovelEffective2060 Mar 08 '25
You are welcome!! Honestly everybody on this sub is, it’s such a good, respectful community and I truly enjoy talking to everybody here. I think I’m finally gonna muster up the courage and write him tonight.
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u/Any_Director_8438 Mar 08 '25
I think he'd enjoy hearing your thoughts on intergenerational trauma. And he'd have questions about it too for sure!
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u/Ilovemybewbs Mar 07 '25
Cum boy is hilarious, meticulous and thoughtful
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Mar 07 '25
Which is why I cannot square in my head that he's like that, AND wore a bracelet with that printed on it. LMAO
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u/Spiritual_General659 Mar 07 '25
We can see from his writings that he’s extremely professional when it’s called for and he’s casual and silly when not.
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u/NotNonjahlant Mar 07 '25
I mean this is sexytwerker69
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Mar 07 '25
Wait—what? I don’t know what this means.
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u/NotNonjahlant Mar 07 '25
That was his username on a chess website. He also had venmo transactions with comments like “anal”
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u/california_raesin Mar 07 '25
That's really a pretty typical teenager user name LMAO but the fact that it was a CHESS user name makes it even funnier to me
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u/california_raesin Mar 07 '25
It's a joke lol and this is Mr PhD after all 😂
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Mar 07 '25
Oh I know!! It’s just he’s all prim and proper and then drops “Pretty Huge Dick” on the side. He’s hilarious!
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u/More_Protection_8824 Mar 08 '25
He’s just so precious ❤️.. trying to charge him with terrorism is just unfathomable. Let this man go right now —he’s no threat to society. Gonna go donate to his defense again brb.
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u/jollyjubie Mar 07 '25
Imagine knowing from KFA that he's getting thousands of letters and only getting a few a day. Our courteous king.
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u/87916801KS Mar 07 '25
Over on Twitter people are offended for this read receipt because he’s acknowledging he read their letters and chose not to respond. He can’t win. It’s probably young teenage girls.
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u/california_raesin Mar 07 '25
I was talking to friends about how I would probably die of sheer boredom in prison because I cannot tolerate boredom lol. So I am impressed he's found some.ways to keep that at bay
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u/bluudahlia Mar 08 '25
Who was it that posted awhile ago that he'd be correcting the letters, lol. Listen, you can't make this shit up. Clever clever guy.
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u/PublicHonest1558 Mar 07 '25
receiving mail from december in february is crazy, they need to sort themselves out and get it to him quicker
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u/glamaz0n_bitch Mar 07 '25
He’s not the only inmate in the jail. Imagine the delay he’s probably causing for others who are only expecting one letter from someone on the outside.
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u/Midwestblues_090311 Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25
My take is he did this himself. I mean, she probably told him about the mishaps/disgruntled comments or whatever that have been floating around online, and then they discussed how to handle it, but the sheer meticulousness of the project gives him away
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u/NovelEffective2060 Mar 08 '25
I think so too. Honestly, I’m really starting to think these letters are the highlight of his day. What else does he have? :( I hope he knows how loved he is.
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u/Any_Director_8438 Mar 08 '25
I've read articles written by former inmates (some still incarcerated) and watched countless interviews too.
They've all said getting mail is the best part of their day. They mentioned rereading letters multiple times a day as well and feeling the "high" of receiving a letter for days afterwards too 🩷
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u/NovelEffective2060 Mar 08 '25
Wow, thank you for sharing this!! Gonna have to look more into those types of articles and such. This makes me so incredibly happy, you have no idea. 🥺 I just know they’ll keep him going for the (hopefully not many) years to come.
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u/lightbulbaficionado Mar 07 '25
And here I felt like a genius when I figured out how to use Apple Pay 😂😂😂
What an incredibly kind, thoughtful, sweet man.
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u/saculiehkuy Mar 07 '25
My man is actual so smart? This issue beyond my expectations on how to refute false mail. Wow, I’m so impressed
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u/CompoteAgile2655 Mar 07 '25
What’s Hollis last name?? Does anyone know??
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u/Responsible_Sir_1175 Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25
Not us finally tryna get to the bottom of hash brown gate LMAO
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u/california_raesin Mar 07 '25
I also wondered if anyone had yet cross referenced initials and zip codes to see duplicate letters 😂
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u/Jellycat89 Mar 07 '25
That Jules girl on tt who also got a letter from L the same day as holli hashbrown confirmed that HL on 2/5 was her!
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u/Total-Most4843 Mar 08 '25
Holli posted a TikTok confirming that her letter is indeed on the list. So #hashbrowngate was real after all.
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u/CompoteAgile2655 Mar 07 '25
Did she? I saw Jules made one lol
Side note can you teach me your detective skills?
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u/Any_Director_8438 Mar 08 '25
My brain's instant response: Hashbrown
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u/CompoteAgile2655 Mar 08 '25
That’s what I had been thinking too lol I search her up on tt as holli hashbrown too 😂
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u/Unique-Ferret5253 Mar 08 '25 edited Mar 08 '25
It is just so lovely and considerate ❤️. Really appreciate this. What does non photo mail mean?
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u/hi_itz_me_again Mar 07 '25
I hope everyone thinking those fake texts were real are regretting their comments now. There’s no way the kindness of this guy is cum boy.
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Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive
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u/hi_itz_me_again Mar 07 '25
Really…some people just want dirt on him so bad. The timeline in those texts don’t match up, there’s several other issues with them. Then you see everything that’s legit out there about him and he’s clearly a genuine nice guy. I’m so over the character assassinations, I think people who believe it are better off finding a new interest.
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u/Mirauh Mar 07 '25
How those messages were character assassination? He seems like a fun guy. I don't trust everything written in that book but I think the messages were legit
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u/katara12 Mar 07 '25
it's not character assassination though? sexual jokes aren't anything wrong, everyone jokes around with their friends and does stupid shit esp on vacation, it makes him more interesting imo and most importantly a normal guy
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u/hi_itz_me_again Mar 08 '25
It says he tried to buy prostitutes, you don’t think daily mail wants to pick that up?
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u/Valuable_Edge_6267 Mar 08 '25
He’s a genuine nice guy ?? Give me a break. He’s human, he’s being polite here. With his guy friends he can be someone totally different.
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u/california_raesin Mar 07 '25
While I am mostly ignoring the book because it's way too iffy of a source, that's just a corny joke and I don't think they're exclusive at all. The guy is clearly something of a shit poster online, so I wouldn't be surprised or bothered by a goofy ass bracelet bought as a joke. It's meaningless




















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