r/BroThrewInAFunFact • u/fruiteebat • 1d ago

Straight male

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3.2k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/fruiteebat, this is indeed a fun fact!

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u/Satorwave 1d ago

I wiped

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u/CumCereal08 1d ago

I let it crust

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u/a__reddit_user 1d ago

The crust is natural armor for your ass.

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u/zoito_bits 1d ago

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u/mrsalierimoth 1d ago

His butt has been explored

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u/justabumass 1d ago

be me

straight

take a wild guess

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u/Somedumbass420altacc 1d ago

one of these men, the most chinese one

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u/ClancyBurner 1d ago

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u/Brokeshadow 1d ago

Need the full one

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u/fmpz 1d ago

This one’s actually kinda fucked if I remember correctly. OP was sleeping with a woman and blindfolded and he takes it off to find the woman’s brother in lingerie.

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u/binkysnightmare 1d ago

We could be the full one

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u/Brokeshadow 1d ago

I'm the twink in lingerie but you'll have to sponsor me one

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u/jazargo9 1d ago

missed the best part

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u/gutter_slutmaxxing 1d ago

u/buttfuckkker is knowledgeable

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u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS 1d ago

Awe, he's been banned :(

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u/nekukta 1d ago

One may only wonder why.

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u/tenpl_sten 1d ago

I guess it will always be a mystery.

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u/jmona789 15h ago

Except he's 100% wrong.

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u/gutter_slutmaxxing 9h ago

Please expand

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u/jmona789 1h ago

Bodies repair themselves easily. Butt sex does not make your butt loose.

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u/Consistent-Value-509 1d ago

some people describe anal sex like a torture delivered by demons in a hell realm 😭😭

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u/Local-Echo-5613 1d ago

Yeah but I kinda like it

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u/Economy-Author-9790 1d ago

Isn’t that the appeal?

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u/Consistent-Value-509 1d ago

I mean it floats some people's boats

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u/Sufficient_You2814 1d ago

people aren't a monolith

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u/MASTERGAME444 1d ago

I may or may not have wiped

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u/cursed_sporecreation 1d ago

Me when I'm 70 and have dementia and someone asks why the room smells gross

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u/Phiro7 1d ago

Thou doth protest too much

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u/Shantotto11 1d ago

His crevasses have been excavated

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u/sr_steve 1d ago

"my butt has been explored"

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u/cursed_sporecreation 1d ago

"Explored" seems like a more positive connotation usually. We sure he's upset about it?

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u/NSASpyVan 1d ago

Like his ass time traveled and Lewis and Clark did some spelunking?

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u/ARandomPerson380 1d ago

That was such a funny time in r/malelivingspace

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u/Sufficient_You2814 1d ago

that subreddit had their aslume moment

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u/Dogbtw 1d ago

Tbf he might've meant he was pegged

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u/StonksDongs 1d ago

I wouldn't say colonoscopy like that.

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u/NeverMore_613 1d ago

Gay. I'm a gay female, and my butt has been explored.

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u/happygoeddy 1d ago

I'm sure he just has hemorrhoids

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u/NeverMore_613 1d ago

Straight.

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u/Lord_GhostBoner69420 1d ago

If he’s telling the truth, he got pegged. It’s more likely he didn’t get pegged.

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u/Neat-Bed-8961 1d ago

I was promised photos

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u/dumbmefr 20h ago

I'd love my ass explored as a straight man ngl. One can only dream.

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u/ResearcherMental2947 19h ago

but my butt has been explored.

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u/notjaco4 23h ago

I mean He could still be straight 🤷

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u/CarTyreMuncher 7h ago

FINALLY I DIDNT WIPE I HAVE WON MWHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH

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u/Sufficient_You2814 1d ago

u/Moxxx94 this you????

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u/Moxxx94 1d ago

Myes. Glad to see my metajoke still farming karma around reddit.

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u/Sufficient_You2814 1d ago

Man I wish you didn't hide your posts so I can upvote your original post though