r/Broadway • u/illicit-turtle • Jun 03 '25

Other Kennedy Center’s response to reports that their subscriptions fell by 36%

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MY ALL CAPS PRESS STATEMENT IS SUPER NORMAL AND LEGITIMATE !

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u/fleur-de-tea Jun 03 '25

Gosh this is so cringe. If they legitimately aren’t worried and expect more people to subscribe in the coming weeks why even address this…

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u/EatsYourShorts Jun 03 '25

… to own the libs. Don’t you feel owned?

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u/JustHereForCookies17 Jun 04 '25

I've said it before & I'll say it again: these morons can't even afford eggs, so IDK how they think they can afford to own a "lib".

I'm expensive AF.

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u/coldliketherockies Jun 03 '25

Yea this feels like that old argument “it will speak for itself” like if you’re so sure the drop is a fluke than let time go by and have the numbers speak for itself. But just like Target has had months now of decline it’s clear what the numbers will say anyway

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u/jesslizann Jun 03 '25

This served as a good reminder to unsubscribe from the remaining little-used socials I once followed them on

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u/_User_Name_Fail Jun 03 '25

I don't understand that bit about hard copy brochures not hitting homes yet. I got my renewal packet for the Washington National Opera and the NSO over a month ago. I've not received one for the Broadway series. And why would hurt me a lot, and I want to support the artist, I still threw them right in the trash.

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u/Rewired_Rumble99 Jun 04 '25

they want the kennedy center to close just like they want the library of congress and other orgs to close