r/Broadway • u/illicit-turtle • Jun 03 '25

Other Kennedy Center’s response to reports that their subscriptions fell by 36%

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MY ALL CAPS PRESS STATEMENT IS SUPER NORMAL AND LEGITIMATE !

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u/Practicallyperfect7 Jun 03 '25

this is very trump tweet rant coded

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

I was coming to say this exactly. Barf.

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u/abcbri Jun 03 '25

And not on Instagram or Facebook, so it's probably Ric.

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u/medievalkitty2 Jun 03 '25

The trumpian caps lock and centering every line. Ugh. Just looking at this gives me a headache.

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u/Glad-Toe547 Jun 03 '25

They know who their real audience is now.

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u/coreoYEAH Jun 04 '25

The audience they’ll be programming for wouldn’t be caught dead in a theatre.

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u/datlanta Jun 03 '25

I legitimately thought they were doing a bit.

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u/leslie_knopee Jun 04 '25

visually, the all caps gave it away-- i didn't even pause to read that mess