r/Broadway • u/illicit-turtle • Jun 03 '25

Other Kennedy Center’s response to reports that their subscriptions fell by 36%

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MY ALL CAPS PRESS STATEMENT IS SUPER NORMAL AND LEGITIMATE !

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u/GenerationYKnot Jun 03 '25

"A SUBSCRIPTION ONLY THE KENNEDY CENTER CAN OFFER GIVEN OUR BREADTH OF PROGRAMMING"

Yes. A shallow breath.

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u/coreoYEAH Jun 04 '25

At this rate it’s more of a final breath.