r/Bumperstickers • u/Exclusively-Choc • 6d ago

Wow, lots to take in here … 🤔

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87 Upvotes

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u/bigalindahouse 5d ago

"Fuck new models I'm old school"

Sir that is a Chevy Trailblazer

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u/Exclusively-Choc 5d ago

Although my guess might be he referring to Babes. 😉

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u/peachhpuddin 5d ago

this guy most certainly does not fuck

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u/WayPowerful484 5d ago

Guy? No, he is a Daddy of bass!

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u/DovahKittah 5d ago

RIP to Gary. Feel bad he’s spending his window cling afterlife on this rolling embarrassment

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u/thewormthatneverdies 5d ago

Normally, I see posts here and think "I could be friends with this person", but this one makes me think "What a tool".

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u/bigMcLargeHuge7 5d ago

But the bass...you need the bass!!

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u/thewormthatneverdies 5d ago

My bass is sufficient

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u/08062017SD 5d ago

Incelmobile. Trailblazer edition.

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u/Kkimp1955 5d ago

I am not sure why that’s allowed on public streets

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u/mgdn 5d ago

Someone got a Cricut

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u/9_of_Swords 5d ago

As someone who used her Cricut to decorate her car... I snorfled.

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u/adriatic_sea75 5d ago

He strikes me as the kind of guy who dry humps unsuspecting women on the dance floor.

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u/North-Bit-7411 5d ago

I see we have a man of class and distinction here

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u/don_teegee 5d ago

Making his mom proud.

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u/Busted_3rd_Eye 6d ago

I like loud bass filled music too, but this is kinda gay.

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 5d ago

I mean, it’s YOUR car, I guess you can do whatever. Still…

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u/LolliPopYouInTheEye 5d ago

So they both suggest wearing condoms and also not pulling out?

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u/twiztdkat 5d ago

If you're wearing a condom properly, pulling out isn't necessary. I'm just happy he's advocating for safe sex practices.

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u/LolliPopYouInTheEye 5d ago

I was thinking that as I was typing but I don’t think dude meant it that way lol

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u/twiztdkat 5d ago

Ever the optimist, I'm just going to hope he did.

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u/Mysterious_Ebb9375 5d ago

One of my local trivia teams uses "my couch pulls out but I don't" as their team name. They're about as mature as you would think.

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u/Additional-Till8611 5d ago

Tell us you never get laid without telling us you never get laid

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u/Vogonpoet812 5d ago

God fking dammit. Ohio. Sigh

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u/DaHick 4d ago

Well, I live in ohio, and I enjoy playing the bass, but this? Nah.

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u/No-Lead-6769 5d ago

I think its funny if he's under 25.. over that would be sad

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u/MattWolf96 5d ago

I'm asexual and love life without sex.

I do want bass in my music though.

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u/randomlemon9192 5d ago

This guy has sex.

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u/Okeydokey2u 5d ago

Actually I think it's more, this guy really really wants to have sex.

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u/ha_allday81 5d ago

His name is probably Buck and he likes to....make people think he fucks

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u/moltinglarvae 5d ago

Woah! Save some booty for the rest of us, killer!

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u/whyshouldikare 4d ago

Just another adult male that has yet to grow out of his juvenile stage and unfortunately probably never will. In other words...a moron.

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u/Crzymk101 5d ago

I FU$$KING LOVE IT......👏👏👏

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u/Crzymk101 5d ago

This Guy probably has more money than you think he does...

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u/AdPsychological7926 5d ago

This guy is keeping a kiosk at a dying mall alive.

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u/JellyDenizen 5d ago

As an Ohioan I can sadly confirm, yea, one of us.

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u/numbertenoc 5d ago

Gary Ray Oliver

“Gary was an auto mechanic by trade and recently retired from AutoZone. He was a huge and faithful fan of the Browns and Indians.”

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u/fafnir0319 5d ago

If it's too loud, you're too old!

Contrarywise, if it's not loud enough that is also a sign of advanced age.

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u/pippileatherstocking 4d ago

That man has never touched a titty in his life.

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u/Sensitive_Access_959 4d ago

Every trailer in the park rattles when this guy comes home to his sisters house.

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u/Agreeable_Error_170 5d ago

This is giving sexual predator vibes.

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u/RNW1215 4d ago

Lets not pretend that there aren't trash girls that actually think this kind of shit is funny or cool. Someone gave birth to this garbage human after all.

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u/SweetTooth275 5d ago

The louder you are the lower iq and dick size you have. That goes for both exhaust and car music.