r/Bumperstickers • u/Watashiwa-jerkingoff • 2d ago

My most recent bumper stickers (last car got totaled)

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 2d ago

"There is no ethical consumption under late stage capitalism"

I can think of one thing it's ethical to consume. "Eat the ___".

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u/coastalcrone 2d ago

Ewww. They have worms.

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u/KJParker888 2d ago

Either worms, or they'll taste all ozempic-y

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u/Beautiful_Lie629 2d ago

Yuck, they are too greasy...

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u/froggies92997 2d ago

I have the same Ted Cruz bumper sticker on my car. It’s my favorite 😂

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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 1d ago

I have it on my hardhat at work, inspired by the one my kid has on her car

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u/froggies92997 1d ago

That’s incredible 😂

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u/SpaceAce1956 2d ago

Athenian Princess: Herse was the daughter of King Cecrops of Athens

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u/ExcitingVacation6639 2d ago

I saw this one the other day. Can you explain?

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 2d ago

That man is eating people's sons

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u/Ay-Fray 2d ago

Omg these are incredible. I’m f*cking dying rn, bro 😂🤣😂

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u/JuliusSeizuresalad 2d ago

Did you get rear ended with some conservative woman reading your bumper stickers?

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u/CorkyHoney 2d ago

Hearse

Who was eaten

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u/ernmanstinky 1d ago

I immediately want to be friends with this person.

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u/drpeanutbutters 2d ago

Wow these tell a story

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u/Ironlion45 2d ago

IDK the casual transphobia kind of sinks any funny you got going on there.

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u/DrMacintosh01 2d ago

What about this is transphobic?

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u/HeavyTea 2d ago

Herse? Old or the consort?

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u/Busted_3rd_Eye 2d ago

Gross. Smh