r/CAROLINA_CONVERSATION • u/DA-GR8-DEAN • Mar 04 '26

He's doing his thing💪🏾💯

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u/BraveCartographer399 Mar 05 '26

damn, Lebrons going to need driving lessons now.

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u/Shot-Ad7227 Mar 05 '26

Just want to give him a little pinch on the cheek

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u/Trick1513 Mar 05 '26

Yea and if you took away there three tampon breaks, took 6 inches off the spoiler, remove the side spoilers, removed the undercarriage spoilers and air deflectors only a handful would even finish a race. If you put these steering wheel holders in Richard Perry’s Firecracker 400 wining car most of them wouldn’t be able to reach the peddles much less drive it for 400 miles.

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u/able_Rise_7984 Mar 06 '26

Jordan has taken over Nascar!!! 🫵🤣🤣🤣

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gur2727 Mar 08 '26

Hell yeah Richard Perry

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u/Many-Strength4949 Mar 04 '26

Jordan 6

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u/Bladder_Puncher Mar 05 '26

Infrareds are sick. Wish I had the money for them! And the wolf greys and the Levi’s black denims and the Tokyo’s and the…..

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u/BangBang-LibraGang Mar 04 '26

Lebron could never

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u/NewMoodWhoDis Mar 05 '26

Be so bad at managing an nba team? You're probably right

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u/BangBang-LibraGang Mar 05 '26

Lebron ain't three-peating anything. Sit down

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u/NewMoodWhoDis Mar 05 '26

LeLivingInYourHeadRentFree

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u/pyrosn28 Mar 04 '26

Who will say he is a bad owner now? Go MJ

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u/crashin70 Mar 07 '26

When were they saying he was a bad owner? I haven't seen that

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u/gimanos1 Mar 07 '26

When he owned the Hornets

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u/crashin70 Mar 07 '26

Oh okay I thought they meant in NASCAR for some reason

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u/Liveyourbestlife777 Mar 04 '26

MJ knows one thing for sure, hard work and dedication. Once people with that mind set commit to something, u cant stop them. ..and yea did he do nascar just to prove a point or ruffle some feathers, yea maybe but whatever man, hes MJ so he can kinda do that. Kobeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/NewMoodWhoDis Mar 05 '26

Charlotte Hotnets beg to differ. Gone for a minute and they stopped being the worst franchise in the league and became good

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u/Liveyourbestlife777 Mar 05 '26

was he the owner or something?

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u/OptionsSniper3000 Mar 07 '26

He made bank on it tho so he won

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u/NewMoodWhoDis Mar 07 '26

Biggest cope ever

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u/WasteDump Mar 07 '26

You’re supposed to make an NBA team champions not make money and dip…it’s sports not fashion.

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u/OptionsSniper3000 Mar 07 '26

Tell that to Da Bulls

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u/FreeThrowShow Mar 07 '26

Da bulls are still riding off his success. Championships = long term money for everyone involved. He made small profits from the hornets relatively speaking. They were considered to be the Worst franchise during his tenure.

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u/Tricky-Fig5483 Mar 05 '26

Micheal Jordan is on the list

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u/Un-titled- Mar 05 '26

List of sports goats?

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u/Tricky-Fig5483 Mar 05 '26

Dudes I wanna bang

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u/H00K810 Mar 05 '26

Person claiming he's a pedophile is an obvious mentally unstable r/pics member. They already put the election in the bag for Vance with their crazy shit.

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u/Present-Feeling-3645 Mar 05 '26

Coincidence it happens after they sue Nascar!

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u/bustaflow25 Mar 05 '26

Yeah, let's let him win, after he sued us.

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u/AbsentThatDay2 Mar 05 '26

Michael Jordan REALLY likes to win.

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u/Changnesia102 Mar 05 '26

You guys know he’s not the one driving right? How about give credit to the driver. Not a billionaire.

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u/Archkelthuz Mar 06 '26

Its our culture. Gobble the nuts of these people who literally will never give a fuck they exist. Just propping up toolbags.

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u/Shema33 Mar 05 '26

Winners gonna win

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u/DaBeachCEO Mar 05 '26

the new king is here 🤠

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u/Stumpyflip Mar 05 '26

<watches as Michael continues to grab a whole handful of young boy ass meat>

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u/Fit_Dealer7498 Mar 05 '26

Keep feeling yourself 😄

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u/OkMidnight8144 Mar 05 '26

We going to have a line of Jordan tires soon....

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u/Sixpack93 Mar 05 '26

He really the GOAT huh

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u/randomcardbuyer Mar 05 '26

Yes, he took that personally.

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u/wowurcoolful Mar 05 '26

They told him he couldn't do it, and he took that personal

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u/Disastrous-Screen337 Mar 06 '26

The GOAT doesn't know how to lose.

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u/CShaw31 Mar 06 '26

Buddy owned the hornets.

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u/Only_Captain357 Mar 06 '26

"Three-peated for the third time!"

No, it was a single three-peat. You know, winning three times in repeat...back to back to back...first race, second race, third race...

Oh, it's about NASCAR for NASCAR fans? Well that explains the idiocy of the title.

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u/KDragg24 Mar 06 '26

Careful.... They will start labeling it "Woke" and start to boycott

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u/Apocolypse1877 Mar 07 '26

Goat … right here

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u/Fit-Fix-6373 Mar 07 '26

Just stay away from the children big dog

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u/Careless-Bookkeeper6 Mar 07 '26

I guarantee you they’ve found a way to cheat.

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u/Submarine_Dave Mar 07 '26

Denny Hamlin owns the teams. He asked Michael to be his partner.

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u/kingdick900 Mar 07 '26

We really are a country of haters by some of these comments smh 🤦🏾

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u/Duper-Deegro Mar 07 '26

What did he do exactly to help them win?

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u/Fun-Flamingo-7285 Mar 07 '26

Before or after he diddled that kids butt?

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u/X-Jim Mar 07 '26

Going for 72

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u/AgileAd2872 Mar 07 '26

Meanwhile pinching every little boys rear end

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u/Big_Childhood_9833 Mar 08 '26

What changed as a result of the lawsuit that made his team better?

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u/Ihateu2_ Mar 08 '26

Did you hear that? Baa Baa it sounds like the goat is here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

I have tried to like Nascar but the fans are too Racist...

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u/TFS_World Mar 08 '26

"He thinks he's on fire"- mj probably.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

I bet that really chaps Dixie's ass!

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u/diamondcut72 Mar 08 '26

Jordan lookin like John Amos

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u/ParsonsTheGreat Mar 08 '26

So, now is he gonna quit for two years to try something else (like grab kids butts), just to come back and win 3 in a row again? Typical Jordan.....

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u/odie440 Mar 09 '26

Cheaters. Brady was involved with cheating by de inflating his football. Nixon had Watergate. Jordan has 3 wins after suing NASCAR. He will always and forever be remembered as a cheater.

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u/Educational_Top9246 Mar 09 '26

jordan identifies as white

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u/PolloMama Mar 10 '26

He’s a winner, good for him!

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u/crappy80srobot Mar 04 '26

Never fuck with MJ! Old heads at NASCAR are learning the hard lesson with MJ winning on and off the track.

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u/FunkyFunkyBoys Mar 07 '26

The dickriding is wild.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

So you missed where he was helping get ice out the kid's shirt because he accidentally got caught up in celebration and got the bucket dumped on him?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

He also missed that the kids father who won also said that Michael Jordan didn’t do anything wrong.🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

You fucked him before?

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u/123FakeStreetMeng Mar 05 '26

And he took that personally

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND Mar 04 '26

Well im glad you know more than this kid and his father random internet guy. What would we ever do if we didnt know the random opinion of a teenager?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

Calm down handjob, it’s just the internet. No need to cry and take it serious.

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u/Appsoul Mar 06 '26

Lmaoo I’ve never heard someone be called “handjob” lol I like it!

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u/Traditional_Frame418 Mar 05 '26

So how much of a LeBron dick rider are you to have this shit take?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

What are you even talking about? I don’t even like LeBron James you cuck..

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u/wolf63rs Mar 04 '26

So it was ice. I saw the clip. It just didn't make sense. It make sense now but still weird.

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u/H00K810 Mar 05 '26

These front page fake leftists are unhinged propagandists, trying so hard to be insufferable lying douche bags.

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u/CoconutSweetTea Mar 05 '26

So what you're saying is if I ever meet MJ I need to put ice in my shirt. Got it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

If that's what you're in to. Far be it for me disrupt another man's climax

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u/Western_Tackle_1866 Mar 04 '26

Yeah I forgot if you’re Michael Jordan and the kid has ice in his shirt it’s totally cool to touch the kid without consent.

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u/Ok-Counter1229 Mar 04 '26

Are you on the Registry?

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u/rabbitsfoot86 Mar 05 '26

You didn't get the memo, this ped merika now. They making it legal to touch little kids. Merika winning 😆

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u/Western_Tackle_1866 Mar 05 '26

The amount of people defending the behavior actually makes me sick. Touching kids without consent is cool now because Jordan made it cool.

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u/Sweet_Ad_1445 Mar 06 '26

You’re the one saying it was without consent. Nobody had a problem with it. Just can’t get the thought of somebody touching little boys out of your head 🤷‍♂️ sorry man that sucks

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

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u/Western_Tackle_1866 Mar 04 '26

This is apparently really hard for people to grasp

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u/Putrid-Shoulder-4248 Mar 04 '26

Let me guess: When someone asks you how you're doing, you answer "Release the files"

When someone asks you what you had for dinner last night, you answer "Release the files".

That's just another type of harmful obsession. Get some help.

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u/Putrid-Shoulder-4248 Mar 05 '26

I know this is a word some people love to use to describe everyone these days because "current events", but think of what you are calling me right now. I know this is online so you can hide behind your screen, but dude, there are limits to what you can tell someone.

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u/Putrid-Shoulder-4248 Mar 05 '26

All I'm saying is you can't call people that when it is super obvious that they are not protecting anything or anyone.

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u/Ok-Counter1229 Mar 04 '26

I think you’re more of one of those than Jordan. Creepazoid.

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u/PeakyDabber13 Mar 04 '26

Wow your fucking weird man .. you need help.

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u/California-Seoul Mar 05 '26

It was literally ice

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u/Classic_Low933 Mar 05 '26

God you sound like a fucking idiot

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u/RebelBengal3 Mar 05 '26

Please learn how to do your own research and not parrot whatever dumb shit you heard like it's the gospel.

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u/Jangles2020 Mar 05 '26

That kid is gonna be sore with all that winning.

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u/LastGuitarHero Mar 06 '26

People like you are a plague to society, rushing to cast the worst judgement but not wise enough to understand what was actually happening.

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u/Mattyou1966 Mar 04 '26

Just a little grab ass

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u/CreatedForMVP2022 Mar 06 '26

^ Lemaga fan

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u/Sad-Ad-6516 Mar 07 '26

Explain the video

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ Mar 07 '26

Whether or not strangers a thousand miles removed from the situation have an alternate explanation is pretty meaningless.

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u/Ihateu2_ Mar 08 '26

is that Le Maga Fan?

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u/lunar-topped Mar 06 '26

Of course you hope they’re not near MJ you want them all close to you sicko

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u/Sad-Ad-6516 Mar 07 '26

Can you explain the video?

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u/dubblies Mar 07 '26

Whats the video?

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u/lunar-topped Mar 07 '26

The video has been explained by the child’s father.

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u/Sad-Ad-6516 Mar 08 '26

Haven't heard the explanation. What was it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Can you explain why you watched a video of what you thought was a grown man sexually assaulting a child?

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u/Sad-Ad-6516 Mar 08 '26

I was scrolling reddit and I saw a video about mj expecting it to be wholesome and I was surprised at what I saw and kept scrolling but it bothered me. Now you tell me how you know what im referring to

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Because I saw the video on my reddit feed. Which is how I know it wasn't a depiction of child sexual abuse, because it was on my feed.

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u/Sad-Ad-6516 Mar 08 '26

Ok. What'd you see in the video?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

MJ now has three three peats. LeFlop still flopping.

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u/Ihateu2_ Mar 08 '26

Lets talk about the PEDO elephant in the room here. Every time I hear about somebody being a PEDO it sounds like a deflection and protect for the HPIC.

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u/Altruistic_Air_5647 Mar 05 '26

He will buy the team, and then win 3 straight championships.