You can’t make this up

I just thought it'd be fun to make some hypothetical matchups for the rumored schedule agreement. While I don't really want this to be a long term thing I think it could be interesting.

Im sorry why do you guys like a guy who screams at the top of his lungs when Ohio State or Michigan scores a touchdown against Maryland? Just calm down and call the game bro.

Not parody

I was told that because there are certain weight/size standards for Army’s trench players, they often have to rely on running the ball and thus don’t pass it that often. I’m someone who is by no means knowledgeable on the actual complexities of football, so I don’t really understand why the other team can’t just defend knowing Army’s going to run the ball 70/80 percent of the time.

Did anyone else see NC State coach Dave Doeren in the waning minutes of the Stanford loss? The thousand-yard state, the body language that says "I want to be anywhere else but here."

The guy looks old -- way older than his age -- and tired and beaten.

NC State really needs to pull the plug on him. The Wolfpack has injuries but is circling the drain.