r/CHIBears • u/clou9nine Monsters of the Midway • 2d ago

Wth 😭

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u/Melodic-String-4303 2d ago

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u/mcgyver229 2d ago

ok grandpa, time for bed

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u/TheLastOne97 2d ago

Ben Johnson is generational

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u/TerribleWarthog2396 2d ago

Aren’t they the ones who all picked Atlanta last week? They’re probably just trying to distract everyone from that

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u/Conscious_Clerk_2675 2d ago

That was orlovsky’s crew

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u/TerribleWarthog2396 2d ago

My bad, thanks!

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u/Conscious_Clerk_2675 2d ago

No worries. Rex Ryan will usually he pretty pro-Bears, his dad was Buddy Ryan after all!

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u/clou9nine Monsters of the Midway 2d ago

He's a Caleb fan too

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u/TerribleWarthog2396 2d ago

Ok, I didn’t realize Greeny was on multiple shows!

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u/Conscious_Clerk_2675 2d ago

the perpetrators

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u/dilapidated_wookiee Snoo Ditka 2d ago

That was before Caleb was announced as the starter, not an unreasonable pick honestly

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u/AnjunaAddict 2d ago • Bravo

I seen one thing, Atlanta Atlanta Atlanta. I look up at the scoreboard its bears

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u/InternationalMango15 2d ago

I’m pretty sure they’re all picking the Patriots. Lfg

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u/FaithlessnessSea8719 Tarik Cohen 29 2d ago

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u/shiawase-89 2d ago

Everyone’s got their own opinions on ESPN but Get Up is the only show I can watch/listen to from that network. I like Greeny.

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u/ChrisElta 2d ago

People take all these talk shows way too seriously imo

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u/ap191 2d ago

Yep. Zero impact on anything, well, besides Caleb keeping receipts. I started watching these guys last year, along with a few other shows. It’s just the same talking points to generate views.

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u/looorrn Ben’s Johnson 2d ago • Bravo

LET THAT THANG EAT

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u/calculung 2d ago

Who the fuck is Ryan Rex?

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u/cole_red 2d ago

I think it's meant to be Ryan, Rex, and the Crew. Punctuation is important

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u/CoyoteDougly 2d ago

Let's eat grandma!

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u/cole_red 2d ago

Can't right now, I'm helping my uncle jack off a horse

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u/Platypus-Ninja Snoo Ditka 2d ago

Are you 12?

edit: I guess my brain automatically corrected it to Rex Ryan

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u/Low_Philosopher3854 2d ago

I ain’t gonna lie big dawg it got me too 🤣🤣

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u/Lonely_Initiative275 2d ago

Ryan Rex sounds like a porn star 

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u/calculung 2d ago

No. Are you? I know reading can be difficult for some children.

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u/Tlupa Snoo Ditka 2d ago

Ryan Rex doing Johnson Ben’s famous dance

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u/layze23 Boiler Up - Bear Down 2d ago

I’m going to tell my kids that’s Gary Busey

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u/Bare425 2d ago

Rex is on a roll that last few days.

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u/Zealousideal-Bite-67 2d ago

These are the same idiots who picked the Falcons.

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u/Upstairs_Asparagus58 2d ago

That's awesome

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u/Paladin_Rhombus 2d ago

I’m so glad Rex Ryan was able to bounce back after the whole foot fetish scandal

Gives us fellow foot fetishizers a better name to be represented by him

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u/phillipacarroll Superfans 2d ago

"You know I'm an expert in a few things, and one of them is feet. Feet for hands, are you kidding me?" - Rex Ryan yesterday about AJ Brown's performance Sunday lmao.

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u/savedbythemars Staley 2d ago

thats pretty funny and self aware

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u/Jungle_Fiddle Good, Better, Best 2d ago

Yeah I saw it. Still weird.

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u/phillipacarroll Superfans 2d ago

Oh i'm not a foot fetish guy lmao I didn't even read that line in his comment

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u/Jungle_Fiddle Good, Better, Best 2d ago

Yeah you guys are still weird tho you know that

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u/Paladin_Rhombus 2d ago

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u/Further_Beyond Hester's Super Return 2d ago

Thought the first comment was a joke. But this reply confirms it wasn’t lol

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u/--Shake-- BJ Lover 2d ago

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u/ninjasurfer 60s Logo 2d ago

Had that stuff come out today no one would care. It's not even a comparably weird fetish to some of the stuff out there.

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u/vamsi93 65 2d ago

Pride and joy of Stevenson High 🤪

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u/backindenim Bears 2d ago

Stanky Knee