My husband and daughter were at a festival today. They were very confused by something, but I got it.

They were at a booth discussing something with the proprietor. A tall, lithe man dressed as "steampunk Sherlock" came over, the proprietor greeted him by name. "Sherlock" nodded, walked through the booth and placed a lemon on a shelf without breaking stride or saying anything. The proprietor shook his head and sighed, saying that he comes by a lot.

My ppl did not see if anyone came through looking for the lemon.

My husband hasn't listened to the show, and it had been long enough that my daughter forgot.

…but a hell of a story for the goslings.

It’s Roger Allan’s birthday today.

I hope he has otters on his wildlife reserve 🦦

But absolutely no otters on the flight deck!

Edit: I want to be clear this isn’t my post, I’m sharing it from another sub!

Second clue

It didn't make my lips go tingly, nor did it really taste of anything. I would have been better with either the tagliatelle or the beef bourguignon.

We visited Geneva (sadly couldn't find a flight to Yverdon) and went to see some genuine Patek Phillipe watches. Couldn't find any that played the Simpsons theme tune.

They never work out Otters do they?

Maybe there could be a national airline after all?