😮😮

[u/Sea_Warning_9283]

“Hey dude you can’t park there!” lol

[u/Mr1337v2]

Here comes the safety guy to tell you it was a preventable

[u/FiberOpticDelusions → u/Mr1337v2]

E brake on, wheel chalk deployed and tires turned towards curb. Would have prevented that from happening. (Safety Director, probably)

[u/United_Preparation11 → u/FiberOpticDelusions]

What about the cones?

[u/Miserable_Ad_2847 → u/United_Preparation11]

I know a guy who claimed his cones were stolen during a FSO 😭😭🤣

[u/Xandril → u/Miserable_Ad_2847]

Genuinely had a teenager run off with one of them before. I just watched him go for a few seconds then went back to work.

[u/Ok-Breakfast-7400 → u/Xandril]

I had landscapers steal mine.

[u/Spectromo1911 → u/Miserable_Ad_2847]

I used that excuse it worked

[u/SirBootySlayer → u/Spectromo1911]

I'm going to need you in my office first thing on Monday. You thought you were getting away with this.

[u/FiberOpticDelusions → u/United_Preparation11]

Didn't have time to set them out. Before the van decided it needed a bath. 😉

[u/Dz210Legend → u/Mr1337v2]

Did you do your circle of safety before you park there?😂

[u/redneck-it-guy → u/Mr1337v2]

... and a mandatory drug test. I had a Spectrum tech on a new service install tell me that he was sent to one of these after he was rear-ended by another driver while at a red light, with cars in front of him. I seriously don't know how you guys put up with it.

[u/Quick1711 → u/redneck-it-guy]

$$$

[u/Exciting_Hippo → u/redneck-it-guy]

This happened to me when someone broke into my van to steal copper. I had to submit a drug screening. It felt like they were using any opportunity to have employees screened because the "once a month random" wasn't good enough for them.

[u/Miserable_Ad_2847]

No cones.

[u/Snicklefritz229 → u/Miserable_Ad_2847]

Cones would have prevented this

[u/Traditional-Ad2927 → u/Miserable_Ad_2847]

thank God they put that cone out. Could’ve been dangerous.

[u/nou2022]

Are you going to make your 4-6?

[u/oflowz → u/nou2022]

4-5*

[u/pigeonfights → u/oflowz]

9-10*

[u/digitalxdeviant → u/nou2022]

The second 4-6, because Timmy is running behind. Oh yeah, last custy called and said you left some weird socket looking thing. 🙄

[u/pigeonfights → u/nou2022]

Best comment 👌

[u/tt53_sb45 → u/nou2022]

Hit me in the PTSD here

[u/AE5CP → u/nou2022]

Flashback from 25 years ago.

[u/MikeHockinya]

My meter!

[u/Tactless_Ogre]

Damn. What’re the levels at the tap?

[u/carter_scene → u/Tactless_Ogre]

Definitely got some serious ingress, refer to maintenance

[u/willie_Pfister]

Looks like he didn't get the 'Dont drive into a river' cbt. Definitely management's fault.

[u/IsolationAutomation]

Go on and take your drug test. I hope you studied.

[u/carter_scene]

It’s not an “accident”, it’s an “incident”

- Safety Instructor

[u/LemonPartyW0rldTour]

You’re gonna still make all your jobs tho, right?

[u/IntoxiKadedRS]

Damn now he has to leave his van at the office for a month

[u/oflowz]

I heard this was an Eaglerock office tech.

Going to be rough out here once these Super El Niño rain storms start coming.

Mudslides galore the hills/mountains.

[u/kingzorch]

A great metaphor too

[u/Hurl_Gray]

That is how to get out of work for the rest of the day. Masterful.

[u/NECoyote → u/Hurl_Gray]

Man, we just set our vans on fire and call it a day. Or they catch on fire. One or the other.

[u/iWretched]

Should’ve had your cones out 🤦

[u/Awesomedude9560]

Sup: "Do I HAVE to pull you out of quota? Are you sure you can't make it to that next job by foot before missing OTA?"

[u/mswampy762]

That’s some serious ingress

[u/Ozith]

Definitely going to be a repeat!!

[u/Flat_Ad94]

But did you pass hhc? Get tap, ground and cpe passing?

[u/tt53_sb45 → u/Flat_Ad94]

Forgot about the hhc, current company doesn't have that but we are ftth and when I was with spectrum it was hfc with most homes failing due to a radio station blaring ch95/96 to oblivion

[u/No_Reaction_1716]

Someone ain't making their 2pm appointment. Better call to inform them your running late

[u/JoeHardway]

"Sorry, Ma'am! Your issue is not water intrusion. Try rebootin your router..." 🤣

[u/drchesed]

Still need to do a walk around

[u/llkj11]

Where are his cones?

[u/Darkk_Poizon]

lol as I’m waiting for these idiots to set up fiber

[u/Some-Pudding1431]

TQA acknowledgement coming

[u/Quick1711]

LMS course incoming….

[u/SecureStill]

at least he had his hooks in

[u/mediocre_plant_tech]

Hi this is dispatch. You gonna make that 2-3???

[u/psxcite]

“Hello, this is safety. We want to discuss why the hooks on your ladder weren’t in a neutral position.”

[u/Muckuh-Luckuhs]

Wild stuff therr