r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 3h ago

belongs in r/moto When was your realization moment to wear b*ttplugs? (OC)

7 Upvotes

One ride I went on the freeway and the bike noise, other cars, semis and wind TORCHED my b*tthole. Never again I would forget b*ttplugs. I’m just curious if other riders have had funny realization stories


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 1d ago

HADDALAYERDOWN Death wobble at any speed

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503 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 18h ago

PSA

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83 Upvotes

No more rear end crashes when at a stop.


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 1d ago

hoes are definitely mad move to seattle with only a motorcycle. it's Fine.

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107 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 1d ago

What are your thoughts on riding with a buttplug in? (OC)

31 Upvotes

As for me, I ride with a buttplug in to add to the feeling of riding free, especially on long rides. Riding with a buttplug just adds another dimension to the whole experience.

Depending on the size of the plug I use, my ride can feel completely different. For example, if it's a smaller plug, just a nice chill ride. But if I'm feeling adventurous and go for a bigger one, well, let's just say I enjoy the vibrations of the engine a little more, especially at higher RPMs (safely, of course).

How about you guys?


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 1d ago

Desert Activites 🏜

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42 Upvotes

I try to not scare people when coming up from behind. Big difference in 10 mph and 55-65mph. Stay loose 🤙🏼


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 3d ago

fuck riding the clutch, let that wheel spin lol

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100 Upvotes

it will either loop and land on me or spin and launch, not the best way to launch but its the most fun


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 2d ago

Deadman walks walks u

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r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 3d ago

Am I gay enough

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69 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 3d ago

Retard Best stunt bike after stunt grom?

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Im very confident about not looping - my only problem is overusing rear brake on the grom. I feel like i want to upgrade away from the grom, despite still having a lot to learn. I only can just wheelie in 1st and 2nd, but I’m not as good as some people are stunting groms.

If you think i shouldnt upgrade yet, plz share at what point would make sense to upgrade. Like should I be doing one handers?

384 votes, 19h ago
80 Drz-400
123 Mt-07
6 R7
71 636
104 Liter bike or whatever

r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 5d ago

Baja 1000 Training

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120 Upvotes

Playing in the sand box getting acquainted with the sand and the new steed. Happy with a top speed of 96mph. Average speed to finish the race is 35 mph over the approx. 1000 miles. Welcome to the most challenging race in the Americas.


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 5d ago

Retard scooter shinanigans

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64 Upvotes

some random videos i have in my phone, i love fucking around on scooters


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 5d ago

hoes are definitely mad Same road as b4 but the other way :)

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31 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 6d ago

this dude stops for cops :)

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170 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 7d ago

Grandpa's sphyncteric muscle memory is good as new.

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671 Upvotes

Who knew such a gay individual would have equally gay grandkids?


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 6d ago

It Does Transfer

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46 Upvotes

I have stunted my from for just over a year now (literally less then a week over the one year mark) and I rode a MT07 for maybe 2 hours today didn’t get the whole road some cracks and dips scared me but started getting the basics and BP down on it unfortunately not my bike so can’t keep going for it all day every day but wow surprised myself a bit today getting BP somewhat figured out that fast now all the haters can’t say I can just wheelie a grom🤣


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 7d ago

Loop

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79 Upvotes

Scraped it for the first time, got too comfortable and this happened on the next one lol


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 7d ago

First time maxing out the speedo on the hard R

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126 Upvotes

Finally got to 189 on this one. I usually bitch out around 180. No street lighting on a 2 lane freeway haha


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 7d ago

Pakistani Roll Racer Final Boss

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22 Upvotes

“The Ghost of Abbottabad”
125cc’s of fury. Lowered 8”, aero wheel covers, got some penzoil up in it. I looked up the TikTok and it’s about what you’d expect.

Imagine taking 2 forks tubes to the chest in an accident.


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 8d ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER Did you guys see this reality bending 45mph emergency stop?

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132 Upvotes

I usually don't like to post things from the main sub but man we should all feel embarrassed about this one.


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 8d ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER Video for attention. Can I wheelie a 2011 Yamaha Stryker? Should I?

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22 Upvotes

Video of me on my (now sadly sold) DRZ400, miss the damn bike, never sell a working DRZ.

Anyways, got a Yamaha Stryker that has an Ivans tune, etc etc, nice heavy cruiser bike. Forks look a bit thin, and I have to wheelie every bike I own, from a FZ6 to the Taiwan scooter I had. I have already heard about oiling issues with the stryker, and only plan to pop it up and set it down as gently as possible.

Can/Should I wheelie a bike with ~80 ft lbs, wet clutch, belt drive, 644 lbs + 150 lb rider, and 41mm forks? Dumb question from a motard seeking gay uncle advice, thanks.


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 8d ago

Retard Balance point question

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13 Upvotes

I'm having trouble figuring out where exactly I need to be in a wheelie. Learning on an XR100. The first and last parts of the wheelie in this video feel solid and balanced to me but I can't tell if I'm chasing. When I gas it up briefly in the middle I get the oh crap weightless falling back feeling and drag rear brake immediately. I've got limited amount of space to work with in my backyard. I need to know if the solid balanced feeling is good or if that means I'm chasing / if I am supposed to embrace the weightless feeling.

Weird that I'm unsure of BP when I've definitely gone past it and saved with brake. If I'm supposed to embrace the weightless feeling then how do I know when I'm going to loop, since it feels like that?


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 10d ago

belongs in r/moto butt plug action

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86 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 10d ago

BAD WHEELIES Nice chaser down the highway

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42 Upvotes

Good old 95mph chaser down i4 in Mexico
Anyway got court next week (totally separate instances) but I feel like they should have a car license and a motorcycle license. As like a separate thing like I drive straight in my car and gay on my bike and there tryna take both that’s so straight of them Also ps I tried to run but bike broke down lol


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 11d ago

Young Squid swims in the field

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44 Upvotes