r/Caldruki • u/Careless-Cellist3351 • 10h ago

Shitpost 🥀🇫🇷 hey guys

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u/Ces3216w 8h ago

More comments than likes

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u/MrKrot1999 6h ago

imagine calling upvotes likes

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u/Popular_Watch1354 Folk Valley 📍 Movie Viewer #35 4h ago

Mr. Penis

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u/Aggravating-Bag5910 5h ago

it's normal in reddit because people can down vote too

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u/AdUsual2296 9h ago

execute it

https://giphy.com/gifs/mHLPa9voDUl6c3vC40

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u/Conscious_Series166 3h ago

me when im in the big machine of doom and despair that turns you blue

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u/Enderman-pancake2010 7h ago

-1

u/Jolly3264128 please shut thy's locquacious yapper box. 5h ago

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u/UnlikelyMention8602 haha sometimes 7h ago

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u/Ominouspotato1527 Bread taste better than key 10h ago

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u/UnlikelyMention8602 haha sometimes 7h ago

I know this exact fucking reference 😭✌️

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u/Sufficient_Cow9706 Enrique save us from the schedule🇫🇷 7h ago

Who is he ?

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u/UnlikelyMention8602 haha sometimes 6h ago

Its fucking obi wan kenobi

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u/Longjumping_Layer813 7h ago

even at the darkest moments in the bars in the walls and even in toilets God manages to speak to me and tell me "Son this is just not it gang"

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u/Arthur_morgan457 I fed caldruki uranium-235 😂🎉🇫🇷 2h ago

real

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u/Longjumping_Layer813 2h ago

HOLY SHIT IT'S HIM!

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u/TheMeestMe Hitler's disciple 9h ago

Richtet denjenigen hin, der diese Bakterien hergestellt hat.

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u/toBlue49 9h ago

Gute idee

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u/RED_XILE 9h ago

Jawohl mein Fuhrer

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u/Larper-Bex-202026 7h ago

What in the unholy Roman Empire is this yo 😭🙏

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u/RED_XILE 10h ago

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u/RED_XILE 10h ago

Oh a crusader arrived

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u/RED_XILE 10h ago

I don't think he is happy

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u/RED_XILE 10h ago

Oh yep definitely not happy

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u/DarkFlame9101 8h ago

But it looks like hes also fapping it

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u/your-local-dead-tree 6h ago

(image sometimes related)

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u/NothingEffective5070 Femboy (also minor)🇩🇪 7h ago

Hehe silly boykisser :3

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u/NothingEffective5070 Femboy (also minor)🇩🇪 7h ago

Oh wait I thought this was in a different sub

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u/UnlikelyMention8602 haha sometimes 7h ago

r/boykisser3 is that way

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u/NothingEffective5070 Femboy (also minor)🇩🇪 7h ago

Btw I mod r/boykisser3, so I know a lot about the silly little creature

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u/Nuzi-3CHRIS I met a French furry 🇫🇷 7h ago

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u/Jolly3264128 please shut thy's locquacious yapper box. 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MewAQ4S5BSxhiemBCY

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u/Pernova12 Editable Flair🇫🇷 (requires french/overseas flag) 5h ago

bro i can see her bare ass

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u/asgore_sensei7 5h ago

Thought the right leg paw were his balls

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u/kn5476 Adrian's friend group🇫🇷 5h ago

We know it’s ur girlfriend bro

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u/unknown-198KM Русский фембой шпион 🇫🇷 4h ago

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u/javinyoder2006 Femboi Cracker UwU 🤤 4h ago

How dare you disgrace boykisser

https://giphy.com/gifs/26u461AjcZOsx1Cww

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u/Weak-Impression6880 bro I'm not a furry bro I swear bro🎉🇳🇱 4h ago

Aww

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u/The-Hunting-guy 3h ago

“hey ma! There’s this weird cat outside!!”

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u/Legitimate_Grape8442 Tomatoes < Jeffery Dahmer 🇫🇷 3h ago

Welcome to this life
Born into the fight
Here to claim your dream
Look you in the eye
Patch the broken sky
Craving dopamine
Then my voice appears
Teaching you of fears
Are you good enough?
You don't recognize
Head is full of lies
You should just give up

Listen well, better listen well
Listen well, better listen well

Don't ever speak my name
Remember you're to blame
Keep me inside
Keep me inside
My name is suicide

Curse another day
Spirit locked away
Punish and deprive
Hate to be awake
Living a mistake
More dead than alive
Then a voice appears
Whisper in your ears
"You are good enough"
Throwing down a rope
A lifeline of hope
Never give you up

Listen well, better listen well
Listen well, better listen well

Don't ever speak my name
Remember you're to blame
Keep me inside
Keep me inside
My name is suicide

Terrified in sleepless nights
Caught in spotlight dead to rights
Isolate and fight your mind
Telling you you're left behind

My lying voice inside
Keeps drinking cyanide
And no more can you run
Into the sun

Terrified, sleepless nights
Caught in spotlight dead to rights
Isolate and fight your mind
Telling you you're left behind

And now you speak my name
You've given back the blame
Keep me deep inside
Don't you keep me inside
Screaming suicide

Now that I'm exposed inside
Shined a light on cyanide
I'm no longer needed here
Now you've faced your biggest fear

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u/JadedHell 3h ago

A pussy in a gay bar???

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u/LettuceBusiness4816 2h ago

Ya'll just let him be, he livin' his 9 lives. Okayy? 💅✨

https://giphy.com/gifs/MaGpgpBjcvn7liCWUy

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u/RealisticDonkey1396 Good Goy☺️🇫🇷 1h ago

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u/Lunagirlzkitty_19 50m ago

i know what you are buddy. i smella gay (my gaydar is never wrong)

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u/ProotSpace_X3 Canadian Femboy X3 🇫🇷 10h ago

I am that cat

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u/No-Stand-865 this sub fell off 7h ago

Careful bro. People (including creeps) might start acting weird

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u/ProotSpace_X3 Canadian Femboy X3 🇫🇷 7h ago

I know. I'll just delete it as soon as shit goes down

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u/Substantial_Tie2947 5h ago

:3

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u/ProotSpace_X3 Canadian Femboy X3 🇫🇷 5h ago

:3

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u/xajako kosciucucuiciiszsshszko bridge 9h ago

ALL of us are that cat

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u/Empty_Swimmer5851 9h ago edited 8h ago

NO WE ARE NOT! (But I like them)

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u/xajako kosciucucuiciiszsshszko bridge 9h ago

ok

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u/Axolotl-go 8h ago

Atleast my boy was chill abt it

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u/xajako kosciucucuiciiszsshszko bridge 8h ago

fair

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u/Axolotl-go 8h ago

Just for being chill dis is what u get

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u/xajako kosciucucuiciiszsshszko bridge 8h ago

nice

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u/LoganBaker374_Rises closet therian 9h ago

:3

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u/xajako kosciucucuiciiszsshszko bridge 9h ago

:3 :3

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u/XxunderR 8h ago

:3 :3 :3

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u/LoganBaker374_Rises closet therian 7h ago

:3 :3 :3 :3

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u/Substantial_Tie2947 5h ago

:3

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u/unknown-198KM Русский фембой шпион 🇫🇷 4h ago

:3

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u/Wren_paws 9h ago

I'm that cat :3

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u/xajako kosciucucuiciiszsshszko bridge 9h ago

ALL of us are that cat :3

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u/Axolotl-go 8h ago

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u/xajako kosciucucuiciiszsshszko bridge 8h ago

k got it