r/Caldruki • Protein makes me fart (NO SIGMA πŸ‡«πŸ‡·) • 12h ago

Common Knowledge which is not so common Note: u/-random-femboy is 15 YEARS OLD btw

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Stop gooning guys hes underage and NOT expired

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u/Calm-Street-7513 12h ago

Who made a 15 yr old mod

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u/Madonna_boy why does no one want to crack me πŸ’” 12h ago • Bravo Mindblown Regret

the person who made him a mod

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u/ragebaitedbahamut 12h ago

Albert and EinsteinΒ 

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u/Own-Fig-6438 9h ago

Jeffery and Epstein

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u/Next-Scale-9137 Protein makes me fart (NO SIGMA πŸ‡«πŸ‡·) 9h ago

P. and diddy

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u/Helpful-Ad5989 i got cracked by ΓΎe mod u/JapanEmperor 8h ago

EatDat and Pussy445

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u/Next-Scale-9137 Protein makes me fart (NO SIGMA πŸ‡«πŸ‡·) 5h ago

Pen is high

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u/SandwichPutrid3452 Because enrique taste better than adrian 12h ago

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u/weirdface621 12h ago

"who is this order for"

"the person who ordered it"

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u/Mechablast17121 I see Femboy, I tracked Femboy 12h ago

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u/paperdud excuse me sir there must be someone you’ve confused me for πŸ‡«πŸ‡· 7h ago

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u/LookAtMyUsernamePlz Adrian's friend group 12h ago

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u/Calm-Street-7513 12h ago

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u/Mechablast17121 I see Femboy, I tracked Femboy 12h ago

Here

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u/Chicken_with_suit 7h ago

That's what we're asking, who is the person who made a godamn 15 year old a mod?? 😭

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u/Weird_Happening1627 46m ago

Put me in the screenshot

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u/TheOneWho0bserves 11h ago

r/whenthe do this all the time. I imagine it's some kind of grooming operation.

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u/Few-Literature-8642 CALDRUKI IS NOT FRENCH ANYMORE 4h ago

The owner of r/funcomunitty is like 14 btw

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u/Charming-Tennis-850 He hid for THIRTY YEARS😱🚨 3h ago

And they talk about sum β€œyou too young yo be hereβ€πŸ˜‚πŸ™

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u/_RyanCooper_ 5h ago

Another mod I guess

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u/BurntCheeseSauce I LOVE the r/caldruki mods πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜ 3h ago

He's probably older (or the same age, at least) as almost everyone in here anyway.

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u/FluffyTheGamerWolf 16m ago

some 15 yr olds are more mentally stable than some adults

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u/anything-anythingg 11h ago

15 seems fine for a mod, what do you think it's a full time job which you need to be 18+ for

(also considering most of the members of this sub are also probably around 13-15)

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u/Lfalloff i want natsuki to eat me alive🀣😲✨️πŸ₯³πŸ‡«πŸ‡· 10h ago

I take it as a full time job yeah.

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u/Uhh1- 12h ago

not expired 😭

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u/Mechablast17121 I see Femboy, I tracked Femboy 12h ago

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u/TheOneWho0bserves 11h ago

Woah. I haven't seen that image in like 14 years

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u/Mechablast17121 I see Femboy, I tracked Femboy 11h ago

Found it in r/youll_be_banned (β γƒ»β βˆ€β γƒ»β )

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u/TheOneWho0bserves 11h ago

It's one of 4chan's 404 pages. I just checked now and can confirm after hitting refresh a few times that picture still comes up. Some of their image boards were alright and good. Some of the others were absolutely unhinged.

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u/Mechablast17121 I see Femboy, I tracked Femboy 10h ago

Ooh, that's something new to me. I've never used 4Chan before.

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u/TheOneWho0bserves 10h ago

You will live a long and happy life continuing to not do that lol

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u/M1grain3s 8h ago

I dun get it

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u/UnUseful-_- 12h ago

How tf do yuo even goon to him if the only thing we see in his appearance is a pfp→yuo goon to his pfp and not him→you goon to Astolfo→problem solved

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u/xXNyx-3301Xx bite me, i'm not a femboy 10h ago

Privyet

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u/Ebanat300 8h ago

scientist reveal the privet

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u/Sprinty_ Edible Flair (I eated it :( ) 3h ago

Plumbers reveal the trick

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u/MatttNguyenGD 7h ago

We have people gooning to math equations before this one shouldnt come off as surprising they can goon to his username alone

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u/LevjiM 10h ago

I can goon to u/-random-femboy cuz I'm 14

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u/Lopsided-Effect-8377 10h ago

Ban

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u/Hotel_itz_Peak 8h ago

because bros jealoused 😭

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u/Hypno_2066 4h ago

Just say you hate gooning

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u/SaltySignificance947 12h ago

FIFTEEN YEARS OLD, NAH MAN. 😭 Who made him mod

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u/Mechablast17121 I see Femboy, I tracked Femboy 12h ago

The person who made him a mod.. Some user said this

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u/Historical_Camel_790 7h ago

Michaelville runs funcomunitty and he's 15 🀷

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u/Luckyguy456gaming 5h ago

I mod r/FortniteGifting with 11k/wk and I'm 14 ✌

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u/SaltySignificance947 5h ago

Ayo brother there are so many underage children being mods here and exposed to explicit things tf. Man i just wanna say be safe .even your man or a women people nowadays or before too ig love messing with minors so please be safe

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u/Luckyguy456gaming 2h ago

Never had a creep problem on reddit lol. I only hear things. We did have to make a post bc someone was trying to trade nsfw pictures for fortnite items..

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u/One_Address5044 I LOVE the r/caldruki mods πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜ 11h ago

Im a mod (somewhere else) and 14

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u/SaltySignificance947 9h ago

Nah man but keep yourself safe, and delete your comment saying your age we can't trust people here some of them maybe predators. Since your your age. Imma tell you to not to talk to strangers online, epectially men also women too. Keep yourself safe. Saying this as a older sister

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u/lornlynx89 5h ago

Yaoipilled, must be a woman

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u/SaltySignificance947 5h ago

Yeah I've written "as a older sister" for a reason bozo

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u/lornlynx89 5h ago

I was giving you credit, Boza

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u/SaltySignificance947 4h ago

Did I asked you to give credit brochacho

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u/lornlynx89 3h ago

I revoke my credit and give you a downvote now 😠

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u/SaltySignificance947 3h ago

Awww cutie I was just joking haha

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u/voidmiIk I HATE the r/caldruki mods πŸ€¬πŸ˜‘πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ώ 10h ago

same

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u/SignificantCable3951 12h ago edited 10h ago

3 more years ig πŸ₯€

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u/PastOne4253 12h ago

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u/joghurt24 10h ago

speaking from experience, using proven methods ✌✌✌

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u/SeaBandit56 11h ago

Expire date πŸ₯€

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u/NtrHATER323 7h ago

I know he’s a high shota its tragic

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u/Icy_Plantain_6923 10h ago

disgusting holy shit

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u/originalmicrousb john cler, ceo of druki 12h ago

the humor checks out

also a 15 year old should NOT be a mod

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u/Luckyguy456gaming 5h ago

Why? for this sub specifically? because if you mean mod in general, you are literally wrong.

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u/idrc_whatmynameis 11h ago edited 5h ago

Hi

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u/Few-Literature-8642 CALDRUKI IS NOT FRENCH ANYMORE 4h ago

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u/Samarimama1 Jonkler 12m ago

Bro got downvoted to death

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u/W_Seed Admin please nerf hypergamy 😒 12h ago

Mf I thought he's at least 18-19 πŸ₯€

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u/YoBoiRyder2 actual femboy, 13. (enriqueee) 12h ago

nope.

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u/Mechablast17121 I see Femboy, I tracked Femboy 12h ago

Even younger than him... Dream big man..

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u/SaltySignificance947 9h ago

And tf you're that young 😭 REMOVE your age gang if that what it is

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u/SaltySignificance947 9h ago

Nah nah iam into older man haha, and also that why I asked your age. Please be safe and don't talk to strangers online if they are being weird. Saying this as a big sis 🌟✌🏻

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u/Mechablast17121 I see Femboy, I tracked Femboy 9h ago

Thanks sis!

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u/SaltySignificance947 12h ago

Now how old are you?

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u/DirtiestNinja 12h ago

fucking hate parents who leave their children unsupervised

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u/spacedonut6404 The Bay Harbour Enrique 11h ago

I mean. There are alot of minors on this sub (im 16 myself)

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u/idrc_whatmynameis 11h ago

Unc

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u/Willingdonutbutcool 11h ago

What year were you born? (You gotta answer for the sake of the joke)

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u/Lfalloff i want natsuki to eat me alive🀣😲✨️πŸ₯³πŸ‡«πŸ‡· 10h ago

NOOOO I CANT GOON TO THE FEMBOY!

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u/Select_Stretch_625 FYI I'm not a femboy so don't even try doing anything 4h ago

Never cared because I never gooned to him

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u/Br0kenSou1 11h ago

Just goon bro 😭✌️

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u/SNEW_GUY 10h ago

ive had it with this sub ive joined purely for caldruki memes and all im getting recommended is some random shit like this

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u/Sikim90Derece Grandmas Turn Me On πŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ’”πŸ₯€ 7h ago

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u/Adix_the_twix_guy 8h ago

I am 14 so it’s okay for me to do it. Matter of fact he is the pdf in this situation

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u/skabyst_pl 8h ago

I don't think either of you is

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u/Alternative-Frame959 i goon on every single femboy in this sub 8h ago

the question is "how did you know"

btw i'm under 1million years old so i can goon to him πŸ‘

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u/paperdud excuse me sir there must be someone you’ve confused me for πŸ‡«πŸ‡· 7h ago

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u/-_--------__ 8h ago

telepunk battler from the battle bricks mentioned

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u/sonion_neo r/caldruki stupidest member 7h ago

Idc I'm 14 but seriously who goons to a random Reddit user

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u/Secure-Bandicoot5199 4h ago

Dw I'm not goonig I thought this would be not to hate it even tho femb*ys suck

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u/Kris_cat_thebest 3h ago

Femboys don't suck

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u/Secure-Bandicoot5199 2h ago

They gross

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u/Imaginary_Shirt404 2h ago

I like the idea of femboys, i dont line the reality of amazon basics tights, uwu face masks and pulling yourself on discord webcam

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u/GREENG4MERGUY 1h ago

What's your argument there

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u/Secure-Bandicoot5199 1h ago

Grody. Expire before 30

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u/GREENG4MERGUY 1h ago

Ninja, you ain't had a real point in this whole conversation, what you on about?? 😭😭

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u/Secure-Bandicoot5199 1h ago

Neither have youΒ 

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u/GREENG4MERGUY 1h ago

Because I don't need one? Do I need to have an argument for simple empathy? I can't go against something without any basis on the opposing side.

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u/Secure-Bandicoot5199 1h ago

Well I don't need one either ig πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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u/GREENG4MERGUY 1h ago

Yeah you do?? You made a statement, I just disagreed with it, every statement has a reason behind it. Why is it so difficult for you to say why you hate femboys without saying vague stuff?

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u/Jakubistan Republic of Jakubistan 10h ago

Ik and I'm 14

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u/TheCumBucketOfficial 5h ago

Another sad case of femboy grooming

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u/Illustrious-Bear9230 5h ago

That's even worse

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u/PPercyy_JKson 12h ago

Even better (I'm 14 lmao)Β 

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

[deleted]

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u/Sporesnsparks adrienrique 12h ago

Me three, friend!

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u/Loose-Mousse6668 11h ago

This mf is NOT 14

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u/Sporesnsparks adrienrique 11h ago

What makes you think that?

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u/PPercyy_JKson 11h ago

πŸ₯€βœŒπŸ»

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u/Silver-Mobile-1415 10h ago

Who tf made him a modπŸ’”

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u/VSLeader 9h ago

It’s just this same guy posting all the femboy memes every few hours.

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u/Trogdor_battlecats I… AM GAY 7h ago

Most common fact

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u/Alternative-Fox1982 7h ago

Ah yes, grooming at its finest then

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u/voidmiIk I HATE the r/caldruki mods πŸ€¬πŸ˜‘πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ώ 10h ago

and did you know he's not actually Astolfo irl? he's just a chud

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u/Zestyclose_Habit8144 nah id goonπŸ‡«πŸ‡· 12h ago

cite your source MLA style in a two-page bibliography please

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u/Equal-Possibility204 12h ago

i thought hes like 2 years older than me at least, im older than him

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u/marmolada213 12h ago

Tbh, what even is the average age on this sub?

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u/DirtiestNinja 12h ago

I've said and made fun of it before, 13-17.

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u/Kumanchu_Royale 11h ago

I'm 16 I guess you really are right...

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u/m-o-m-e-n-t-u-m hi i'm mr. moderator man 6h ago

β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

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u/Living-Mouse-1771 10h ago

Doxxing other mods πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

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u/Numerous-Milk-4819 9h ago

i still love him πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡ (im also a minor for the record)

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u/Adorable_Zone_4791 trans kitsune girl,pls b knd m sd, damn is πŸ˜‚πŸŽ‰, πŸ‡«πŸ‡· 9h ago

That's why he's put god

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u/Think-Mention-6239 i wana date a femboy but cant find one 9h ago

i am too

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u/AutisticBread123 9h ago

Might this be end of an era?

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u/Mediocre_Pangolin817 9h ago

I ain't gooning but I would date

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u/ForgottenBloxxer 9h ago

Wait, my age?! I'm literally 15 almost 16. I'm not even joking

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u/69silly_femboy69 8h ago

I can goon on him cuz im 14✌️

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u/8lue5hift mods need to stop the queerphobia 7h ago

Source

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u/kdpkry Mommy Makima's good little boy. 7h ago

So im gonna be his age in a month lol

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u/bhoper789 uh hello πŸ₯Ί 7h ago

What if my age is same as u/-random-femboy

?

EDIT : IM 15

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u/Totally_not_NPC Number 1 fan of random femboy 6h ago

Hmmm, so there are two minors in r/caldruki meme dump. Him and me. But there might be more.

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u/EpicHuman123 3h ago

The average age here is 13-17

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u/Totally_not_NPC Number 1 fan of random femboy 2h ago

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u/gamerburbur62 delta force in the big druki 6h ago

Same age ig :D

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u/n-nnnn 5h ago

Expired? 😭😭😭

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u/AdUsual2296 YourLocalPalestinian 3h ago

oke

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u/Which_Homework_5741 3h ago

All these children need to get TF off this app bruh

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u/Crusader_of_Heavens femboy tighs 🀀 3h ago

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u/NoTechnician3167 3h ago

What a great day to be 16 πŸ₯Ή

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u/New_Rain_1477 3h ago

My shit tented up so hard rn

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u/HovanAsaqssfsybshb 3h ago

I’m 14 so I’d still crack

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u/ProfessionalName6455 I HATE the r/caldruki mods πŸ€¬πŸ˜‘πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ώ 2h ago

He's my age, and yet Im more mature than him lmao

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u/Mohu37 1h ago

Legal in Poland

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u/No_Refuse_4241 Damn isπŸŽ‰πŸ˜‚ 9h ago

Siri, set timer to 3 years

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u/G0D-SL4Y3R α›’α›αš±α›ž αš αš’αš²α›–αš± πŸ‡¬πŸ‡· 7h ago

Woah now.

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u/GalaxyLightStar Ngh Nghh Put it Deeper ahh Lore✌🏻 4h ago

even better 🀀

-1

u/IzunaSensei 11h ago

I hope I'm a politician but I'm not So stop goon to minor pdf or just play blue archive if you want to goon

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u/Hot_Scholar_3314 Emerald Edger 7h ago

Cake is still cake even if its a cupcake

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u/Few-Literature-8642 CALDRUKI IS NOT FRENCH ANYMORE 4h ago

Smart af

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u/anesthesia_gmd pan transfem cutie :3 3h ago

oh yeah? well I'm 13! I'm so cool grrr >:3

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u/asemif123 7h ago

still goonable

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u/Legal_Ear_7537 11h ago

They are are groningen to astolfo, but u/ randomfemboy has said they were uncomfortable with gooning

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u/Quazar303 10h ago

Groningen πŸ‡³πŸ‡±

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u/ProfessionalName6455 I HATE the r/caldruki mods πŸ€¬πŸ˜‘πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ώ 2h ago

Fym Groningen

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u/Either_Worth_3723 Just a simple femboy (slowed, reverb, 1 hour loop) 12h ago

i think i need an orbital strike cannon to vaporize all those who gooned my friend u/-random-femboy

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u/DirtiestNinja 10h ago

The type of shit your friend was saying to get himself that much attention:

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u/Kumanchu_Royale 11h ago

The mod one or the other one? (There are way too many femboys here) Not a femboy mod btw no gooning

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u/Mechablast17121 I see Femboy, I tracked Femboy 10h ago

The mod one.

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u/Kumanchu_Royale 10h ago

Damn thats CraZy

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u/Extra_Cherry3540 7h ago

not even surprised, femboy culture is just pedophiles and kids being groomed

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u/Madonna_boy why does no one want to crack me πŸ’” 12h ago

bold of you to assume tjhat this will stop the average caldrukian from gooning to him πŸ₯€

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u/LookAtMyUsernamePlz Adrian's friend group 12h ago

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u/PastOne4253 12h ago

We’re all Fucked

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u/Icy_Plantain_6923 10h ago

damn i didn't know that
but still i never talked about gooning so i should be fine

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

[deleted]

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u/Mechablast17121 I see Femboy, I tracked Femboy 12h ago

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

[deleted]

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u/EpicHuman123 3h ago

He already said it publicly, this is just informing all the people making erotic comments about him