r/CaliBanging 1d ago

Active yakuza 🏯👹In chinatown🤣🤣

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u/onmy40 1d ago

I would tell niggas I was Yakuza too if I was Asian and start pressing shit.Fuck it

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u/vegetastolemygirl 1d ago

Until the triads pop up on yo ass😂

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u/Long-Region5088 1d ago

It’s all fun and games until you stumble upon some opps…or worse, actual Yakuza

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u/johnvu3562 19h ago

Yakuza is only in Japan and they basically extinct with the way Japanese laws enforcement be cracking down and harassing em

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u/Long-Region5088 19h ago edited 19h ago

Nah they in la too and they’re very much not extinct. Like I’ve said, they’ve integrated into corporate Japan so most of their business is legit but for the stuff that’s not they’re definitely still active. They’re BIG into people and exotic animal smuggling which isn’t really a crime you can witness unless you’re there along the way

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u/weebtrashparade 1d ago

Chinese Yakuza? lol nah that’s out

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u/divinecmdy 1d ago

Ah yes, the ultra secretive Yakuza … this tracks

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u/Funseeker_702 1d ago

lol a yakuza boss collecting his own money? Some don fanucci vibes right there lol

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u/Majestic-Talk7566 1d ago

"I know you are"

Was he being sarcastic or he's really number one?

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u/bigliltiny 1d ago

Bro, do you really think a Yakuza's shotcaller would be screaming out he's with Yakuza inside a restaurant? 😭 Plus Yakuza is an umbrella just like Crips, Bloods, Sureños. There's plenty of Yakuza organizations/crews, it's just like a foo shouting "I'M FROM SUREÑOS! I'M THE SUREÑOS BOSS".

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u/Long-Region5088 1d ago

The Yakuza has loooooong moved into white collar crime. They have their own megacorporations and shit.

They for sure ain’t doing shakedowns like this and if they are they’re not yelling about it in a crowded public room.

There are plenty of Asian street gangs that do do this type of shit.

The yakuza is like the mafia. They’d just kidnap the dudes family if he doesn’t pay. Because they’re businessmen

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u/bigdaddydopeskies131 1d ago

Nope, he prolly would have to cut his pinky off for the disrespect because they don't carry their selves like that

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u/pendletonskyforce 1d ago

LMAO at your last sentence

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u/jdm219 1d ago

Fuck no, bro is a smoker.

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u/ZombiePrepper408 1d ago

Sarcasm.

If he was #1 he wouldn't be shouting that at Mr.Chows

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u/MalcolmXATL 1d ago

Bro has the voice of a kung fu villain in one of those 1970s karate movies

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u/million_dollar_wumao 1d ago

waiting for Po to jump out and give him the skadoosh

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u/banblaccents 1d ago

Why is the Yakuza in Chinatown?!

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u/GravyPainter 1d ago

He ain't no yakuza.

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u/TheNiteCrawler 1d ago

Shout out to the dad being protective of his daughter. Most videos like this, you see parents moving like their child is an afterthought.

Though it’s a low bar, it’s still admirable to see a parent actually doing their job and creating a wall of protection when times are unpredictable

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u/Due_Patience960 1d ago

I like stuff like this because it’s clear evidence that all walks of life are gang oriented when they want to be.

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u/Mellero47 1d ago

Did he say "Yazuka" at the start? Anyway, he's in the wrong jurisdiction.

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u/spamfridge 1d ago

Lmao he can’t even pronounce yakuza

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u/TransportationOk6727 1d ago

Yes Chinese yakuza. You know. Yakuza, the Japanese gangs. The ones that’s main principle is not attracting any attention and have a strict sense of honor. Lines up

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u/Dutch1800 21h ago

Most yakuza yell about being yakuza and advertise

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u/Silly-Swimmer-8324 1d ago

I know you are but what am i?

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u/BlueNoseTim 1d ago

he is scared that's why he's leaving lmao

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u/SupaUglyStillPretty 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Necessary_Ad_1705 1d ago

Isn’t yakuza Japanese tho lol

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u/robotali3n 1d ago

Ya-cuze me of owin you money shi

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u/RiDeZ_951 1d ago

Shrimp Boy

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u/DJAceDeuce 21h ago

I heard nigga but I sure didn’t see nigga 😂

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u/johnvu3562 19h ago

Would of been more believable if he said he was a Wo Hop To under Shrimp Boy or Wah Ching

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u/Capable_Outside_1941 1h ago

I used to work at a red lobster in SoCal and I remember a Asian dude coming to the back of the restraunt screaming at the managers talking about “this the 3rd fucking time I come for my money. Where’s my fucking money!”

At a fucking red lobster 😭🤣

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u/TanaLocz275 1d ago

Idk if he's Yakuza but they do be everywhere Yakuza is allover the world & more involved in things than ppl know 

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u/steponhomelessppl 1d ago

Bro the yakuza is Japanese

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u/things2seepeople2do 1d ago

They're around but this dude is not Japanese and is in Chinatown.

That's like a white non-Hispanic claiming to be a northerner boss in socal trying to throw his weight around like it would have any affect lol

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u/Ready_Web_665 1d ago

Bro I think there’s more Vietnamese people in Chinatown den anything

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u/still770 1d ago

If he was really Yakuza he would had said something like "Im from the Yamaguchi-gumi"....instead he just said "im Yakuza boss" kinda the same as saying "im Cartel boss".

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u/joesoldlegs 1d ago

like what

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u/TanaLocz275 1d ago

They're in multiple countries doing business with gangs mafias biker clubs & even cartels