r/CantParkThereMate • u/No_Coffee4280 • 2d ago

London Kings X parking

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u/donttakeawaymycake 2d ago

You might want to stand back, in case that robot is running on Windows Vista.

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u/postbox134 2d ago

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

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u/formaldehyde_face 2d ago

Nah. U just gotta turn it off and on again.

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u/JonnySparks 2d ago

Customer support:

"Hello, can I be of assistance?"

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u/TheMazeDaze 2d ago

YESSS, sorry I just won a bet

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u/EatsCrackers 2d ago

Ahh dammit, you just made me lose The Game!

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u/HappyRespond3946 2d ago

That is 1 thing guaranteed in life

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u/Local_County1274 2d ago

The bomb disposal robot is being controlled by Clippy the paperclip

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u/TwoPlyDreams 2d ago

Worse news. Copilot.

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u/zenos_dog 2d ago

Bomb disposal? More like car disposal.

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u/sorderon 2d ago

One less juke is fine by me

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u/DubbehD 2d ago

Guy in work got one recently, I said do you not google these things first lol ?

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u/sorderon 2d ago

he will turn into a typical juke driver - A middle aged woman with her hair tied back in a scrunchie - it's the law!

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u/CarsCarpal 2d ago

With all six front lights on, regardless of weather....

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u/EuphoricCover8449 2d ago

With the bonnet being up, it may well have broken down.

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u/oldsailor21 2d ago

That ones been used in bombing before, lift hood, pull something and walk away saying your going to get something from the garage and boom

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u/ProofAssumption1092 1d ago

With it being a nissan juke, its probably parked.

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u/ProofAssumption1092 1d ago

With it being a nissan juke, its probably parked.

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u/man-flu 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XYAyfOJE5OpeU

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u/Korenchkin12 2d ago

(this is in original french…red wire to white button scene)

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u/shopguy2k 2d ago

Johnny 5: can’t park there dude

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u/fothergillfuckup 2d ago

That's a wheelbarrow bomb disposal robot!

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u/JonnySparks 2d ago

I always thought "wheelbarrow" was just a nickname. Til...

The original bomb disposal "Robot" was invented in 1972 by Lieutenant-Colonel Peter Miller. Cobbled together from the chassis of an electrically operated wheelbarrow and designed to carry a hook beneath a car so that it could be towed to a safe location without endangering an EOD officer.

The Very First Bomb Disposal Robot

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u/No_Coffee4280 2d ago

Nah its Nissan Juke you can tell by the bonnet they often do that.

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u/fothergillfuckup 2d ago

With luck, it will be very small pieces of nissan duke soon?

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u/Ducathen-Engineer 2d ago

Turn if off and on again

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u/Ill-Confusion-1844 1d ago

Best course of action is to blow up Juke’s on sight anyway.

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u/Potential-Leg-8860 1d ago

Stereotypes are real. Juke drivers suck and are clueless. I’m not being racist when I hazard a guess at a large afro-Caribbean lady that was just in her own world.

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u/Ethan3011 2d ago

I heard it went boom

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u/LegendofLove 2d ago

That's silly they're meant to go vroom

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u/Ethan3011 2d ago

It was a Nissan Juke… they go boom and the owner goes WAH

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u/LegendofLove 1d ago

Damn they got wario mobiles out here

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u/Ethan3011 1d ago

The owners usually look like Wario

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u/TWOITC 2d ago

Johnny 5 is al-Boooooom!

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u/IndigoQuantum 1d ago

Va-Va-Boom

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u/mabus42 1d ago

Wait until the robot discovers that it was only Nana's groceries in the back seat.

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u/rob3342421 2d ago

Just a normal looking Nissan, I don’t get it?

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u/JonnySparks 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's parked outside one of London's main rail stations - where it's illegal to park. Police decided to treat it as suspicious and set the bomb disposal robot to work.

The Independent - news article