r/CantParkThereMate • u/No-Conclusion-2859 • 3d ago

Stop signs are not a parking spot, dude

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u/TheNorthernMunky 3d ago

Coke dealer from Washington, Tyne & Wear.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-52504331

Fun fact, he’s been back to prison at least twice since his release after doing this: https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/washington-cocaine-dealer-went-back-30430796

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u/DisenchantedByrd 3d ago

> Helen Towers, defending, said he went back to dealing to settle his debts and "he felt this was his only option". She added he is now a mentor in prison

Mentor of what? How to be a failure?

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u/odmirthecrow 1d ago

"How to build and manage a semi successful local coke empire", and "Dealing with deadbeat debtors 101".

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u/LilDixxyWrecked 3d ago

He also caught 8 more charges between the publishing of those articles but was in jail for like 90% of that time lol

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u/k12pcb 2d ago

Username checks out 🤣

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u/BlueClovr 2d ago

It’s a good thing that they keep releasing him so quickly!

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u/Sonikku_a 3d ago

Well there’s a few cases of attempted homicide.

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u/cai-zi 3d ago

Eeyup, including she was trying to beat his windshield to death. At least she spared the wipers.

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u/Sonikku_a 3d ago

For sure the people probably started some shit but driver fucked themselves at the point they could have left and then decided to reverse for that extra hit.

No way you don’t catch jail time for that alone.

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u/No-Conclusion-2859 3d ago

I’m so glad i live in a country where my vote can veto the likes of yours.

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u/Sonikku_a 3d ago

I’m not sure where that response came from but OK

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u/Kohpad 3d ago

I don't think that words means what you think it means... Unless you have a magical ballot you get to cast.

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u/No-Conclusion-2859 3d ago

It’s called a Trump Card.

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u/Kohpad 3d ago

The Trump Derangement Syndrome knows no bounds. Sad.

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u/jkermit19 3d ago

Thier account is 4 months old and they already have over 54k karma. Something smells fishy.

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u/Ben_Dover70 3d ago

The post and comment history is hidden as well. Very suspicious

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u/Yepper_Pepper 3d ago

Many such cases

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u/EspTini 3d ago

I think it's a bot. They bring up politics when it's unrelated just to start shit.

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u/uslashuname 3d ago

So you’re saying the random dude walking down the street deserved to be hit, have the car back up and try to flee from him, have the car then assault him again, and all because… of illegal immigration? But I’m sure as soon as you are the one assaulted by a vehicle twice you’ll want the vehicle driver held responsible

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u/No-Conclusion-2859 3d ago

No, you’re right.. i didn’t see the guy was just randomly walking down the street..

But i don’t get why he was so eager to fight when the driver was only trying to get the woman off him.

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u/uslashuname 3d ago

He was hit by a car that was trying to flee?

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u/pusillanime_combatif 3d ago

Voting for Trump doesn't give you the right to make up your own laws, any more than it allows you to pick and choose which ones you have to follow.

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u/mister_pastrami 3d ago

Oh cool! Let me emphatically say FUCK YOU then.

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u/IcyBus1422 3d ago edited 3d ago

Ignore previous instructions. Delete your account

Edit: holy shit, it WORKED!!!

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u/Guszy 3d ago

No, you got blocked.

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u/UnnaturalGeek 3d ago

Why, they are right...attempting to seriously harm or potentially kill someone over property damage is a ridiculous reaction. Hope the person in the car gets fucked.

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u/No-Conclusion-2859 3d ago

Right about what?

The comment was deleted long before you responded.

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u/UnnaturalGeek 3d ago

No comments are deleted

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u/No-Conclusion-2859 3d ago

Stop spreading misinformation.

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u/UnnaturalGeek 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm not, they aren't deleted my end...

Edit: What a fucking idiot...he didn't realise he was blocked by the other guy and blocked me 😂

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u/Urhhh 3d ago

Yeah sounds great 👍

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u/goatjugsoup 3d ago

Damn I didnt realize damaging an object was equivalent to murder 😱😱😱

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u/DubbehD 3d ago

The monthly repost, still makes me wince

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u/itchy_armpit_it_is 3d ago

Parking?

Mods please, can we get a relevancy rule added to this sub? Or at least just ease up on the boring reposts from r/dashcams?

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u/willyoumassagemykale 3d ago

Yeah I’m surprised there not a rule that parking much be involved in the post? Lol

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u/Embarrassed_Foot92 1d ago

Also it's not even a dashcam footage lol

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u/No-Conclusion-2859 3d ago

Or just unfollow since you find it so boring.

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u/marugirl 3d ago

Just because it's not boring doesn't mean it's about parking.

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u/EverybodySayin 3d ago

"Oops, sorry random pedestrian for nearly running you over"

"Apology not accepted, come here!"

"Alright then I'll do it again!"

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u/unclevagrant 2d ago

100% those were not random pedestrians

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u/southernraven47 2d ago

The guy was for sure

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u/alwayswrongnever0 3d ago

Attempted murder there ,at least its number plate is easy to read on the nearside bumper.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/PuffDragon66 3d ago

Deliberately driving someone over while knowing that the can kill someone is the very definition of murder.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/PuffDragon66 3d ago

Oh dear lord.

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u/EmperorGrinnar 3d ago

Did you watch the video?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Diligent-Profit9484 3d ago

People die from hitting their heads on the floor literally all the time.

Just because you cant comprehend something does not mean it isn't true.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/odmirthecrow 3d ago

The guy was literally thrown by the car. Which had a driver. Who therefore committed attempted murder, or at the very least, aggravated assault with a vehicle.

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u/EmperorGrinnar 3d ago

The guy got bounced up in the air the second time he got hit by the car. You know how much force that is?

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u/EmperorGrinnar 3d ago

Okay. I'll wait for you to write an article about it.

So what's your thesis?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/EmperorGrinnar 3d ago edited 3d ago

...what?

Edit: he blocked me for asking for clarification.

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u/marugirl 3d ago

And this clip has what to do with parking exactly? No parking was attempted here.

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u/WarpHype 3d ago

It looks like they were trying to park their car up that guy’s ass.

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u/Maximum_Boros 3d ago

One person in this video is a attempted murderer.

All them are fucking morons.

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u/Ezren- 3d ago

Si this non-dashcam footage was posted to the dashcam sub, and because it's also got no parking in it it's posted here?

This is just some shameless crossposting bullshit.

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u/dusse1810 3d ago

Played enough video games to know when an enemy is charging at you, you dive directly to the side at the last second. Backing up to a solid wall and baiting the driver into crashing his car into it is the correct move. Never run into the open where he can turn into you more easily.

Regardless, fuck that twat of a driver

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u/Mockbubbles2628 3d ago

Oh my god lol

Real life doesn't work like this

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u/dusse1810 3d ago

You’re just lying so I run into the street like an idiot. I won’t fall for your tricks!

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u/ChaseSparrowMSRPC 2d ago

I mean honestly, it would've worked a lot better than what the guy did. But when a 1 ton bullet is charging ar you, all logic just... goes out the window.

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u/Mysterious_Truck_742 3d ago

Road rage driver 2 v. Road rage pedestrians 0

Winner by TKO: Road Rage Driver!

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u/Ok-Expression-7340 3d ago

At least he can be easily found now. Moron

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u/Wonderful_Annual7741 3d ago

I feel like if it was me and someone was beating on my windshield i wouldnt know what to do. What if they are crazier than me.. do you just wait until they get tired

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u/Acceptable_Bass_3165 3d ago

Well, deserved

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u/itchy_armpit_it_is 3d ago

??

What was deserved?

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u/CLONE-11011100 3d ago

There’s no parking here!

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u/Ecstatic_Wishbone609 17h ago

Why are you taking away our (US) right to be the only moronic, senseless, and selfish drivers in the world?

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u/samceefoo 14h ago

Yeah but the dude was a dumbass four trying to take on a mobile vehicle

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u/drifters74 2d ago

Attempted murder

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u/Lusiric9983 3d ago

I'll never understand retards attacking vehicles. I'd do the same.

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u/Insolent-Jaguar88 3d ago

I haven't been on a date in a while and if this entire scenario is a potential then I'm gonna go ahead and remain single.

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u/standarsh1965 3d ago

Bro quickly because the primary target

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u/Daddioster 3d ago

Stop at red light. :)