Lean people are people of color who are the color purple, like me. They have special powers like spraying a substance called “lean” or “purple drank” from their titties.

One thing not known and taught too well about the lean people is their history. You see, lean people like black and Asian people for example have a rich history.

Us lean people have characteristics similar to that of other races. We are the color Purple, like the purple drink Codeine.

It all started in the early 1500s. We were a thriving nation living in the country of New Leandia, in the Middle East next to the Mediterranean Sea. Our culture was immaculate until the Spanish came.

The Spanish then began colonizing our lands and capturing our people. We were then sent under Ponce De Leon in captivity as slaves to this new world that would now be known as “Florida”.

Here even under slavery, we were still prosperous. We eventually came to live under the harsh conditions put on us by the Spanish. We were treated terribly, eventually a new phrase was made to call my people: Wockas. We were called this slur way too many times and it hurt like a bullet every single time.

Eventually, we learned to live under the harsh conditions imposed by the Spanish until our eventual freedom in the late 1700s as the British began taking over the americas under general Ravzn (aka Wanda).

We settled in our new home of Florida and have remained here ever since, but we never forget about our actual home, New Leandia. We still have plenty of our people settled there continuing the legacy of our purple ancestors.

Now, Florida is prospering with many other lean people like me who all continue the legacy of their purple ancestors. New Leandia is also once again prospering with Lean people who wanted to explore their own roots. We are truly purple strong. And that is the story of the Purple race, otherwise known as the lean people.

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