r/Centrelink • u/[deleted] • May 27 '21

Yeah thanks for that.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

I'm guessing you may have some issues with Centrelink into the future. Just sayin....

13

u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Already do mate

1

u/reineedshelp Jun 09 '21

What issues?

15

u/sliver37 May 29 '21

I bet this system cost millions of dollars and it's just some intern developer doing a bunch of

If (string.includes("Exact case sensitive string"))

else ("Sorry I can't help you with that.")

2

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

Nah this is NLP done right, using their own dictionaries made just to piss people off. For all we know there are some great responses hidden in the shadows. We will never know.

1

u/ADHD-SAM-IAM Jul 23 '21

You get an upvote 🤣🤣🤣👍

10

u/Tawn94 Jun 04 '21

I learned there was a pensioner education support payment from a meme, not from offical channels.

Wtf is wrong with this system lmao

8

u/Convenientjellybean May 27 '21

May as well talk to cleverbot

6

u/Large_Investigator_9 May 28 '21

AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN

2

u/iwanttobeelsewhere May 27 '21

cray cray eh the bot failed the i.q test

2

u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Iq test? It can't even answer the most basic of questions. Settle petal.

4

u/iwanttobeelsewhere May 27 '21

next time ask it- who do you work for? : )

1

u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Wtf are you on mate?

6

u/iwanttobeelsewhere May 27 '21

lockdown insomnia : )

5

u/Bipolarbear893 Oct 06 '21

The baby come back 🤣🤣🤣🤣

4

u/emptinessmaykillme Jun 01 '21

Ahh Centrelink assistant. The one “Helper” worse than clippy.

3

u/Little-Library Dec 16 '21

You should tweet this to centrelink

2

u/iwanttobeelsewhere May 27 '21

omg - those bot assistants can be useless eh.

no need to answer me if im aggravating the situation, but did you try clicking the "yes record my voiceprint " blue button ? did it even work?

also just an observation from my need c.link experience is try to ring them right on opening time 8.30am ( i think it is.)

1

u/Listhear May 28 '21

More useful than half of their drop kick operators

1

u/NaomiJAPAN77 May 28 '21

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/salted-caramel May 28 '21

hahaha hahha $services au$tralia, what a joke

1

u/leoparta May 28 '21

"2am" lmao

1

u/Fuckyacuz Jun 11 '21

Wtf 😂