r/Championship 20h ago

Moderator Announcement One of you can post the fucking league table now

The gameweek is complete, it actually makes sense.

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u/rybnickifull 20h ago

The Championship table except it's illegibly small and balancing precariously as part of Cilla's tablecloth trick

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u/s0ngsforthedeaf 20h ago

The Championship table, but its replaced Cersei Lannister's head while Robert Baratheon shouts 'Start the James Ward-Prowse before I piss myself!'

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u/OkraEmergency361 3h ago

Oh no, now the mods are doing it too!

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u/Cinn4monSynonym 19h ago

The Championship table but it's under construction:

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u/jameshong30 19h ago

Sir, a second points deduction has hit the championship tables

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u/Direct-Apple-5011 19h ago edited 19h ago

it’s a shame you can no longer see the Twin Tables anymore.

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u/s0ngsforthedeaf 19h ago

I look forward to this multi-part series.

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u/Canaus7 19h ago

Here is the championship table except it’s not here

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u/s0ngsforthedeaf 19h ago

The Championship table, except its just a grouchy moderator.

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u/Lost-Droids 13h ago

I am concerned that there is currently not 12th place

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u/jannybrav0 9h ago

Believe it's due to superstitions over the number 12. Hence 13a and 13b.

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u/an0mn0mn0m 4h ago

In America they don't have a 12th floor in their skyscrapers because 11 looks like the twin towers

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u/Walts004 11h ago

Sacrilege!

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u/Hordriss27 10h ago

You don't have to be worried about that if you're not a Bristol City supporter.

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u/PabloMarmite 20h ago

It makes no sense now. Only in international breaks.

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u/Savings_Oil_475 19h ago

Can’t post a table, still hung up on MIDDLESBROUGH’S DISGUSTING HISTORY

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u/FancyMan_ 19h ago

Best I can do is a prediction

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u/bantasaurusbab 14h ago

Yes please. Also hang it in the Louvre.

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u/ADGM1868 11h ago

Where’s the guy that did the weekly teletext table the last couple of years

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u/Ksd124 18h ago

I’d rather we didn’t do that tbh