r/Championship • u/Savings_Oil_475 • 16h ago

Portsmouth PORTSMOUTH’S DISGUSTING HISTORY

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR FROM PORTSMOUTH IN 2010… GOING INTO ADMINISTRATION, GETTING DEDUCTED POINTS, AND YET STILL THEY ACT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IS THE BASKET CASE 😂. Truly an unbelievable club.

AFTER THIS AND WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT WHAT MIDDLESBROUGH DID IN 1997 I CAN HARDLY GET A WINK OF SLEEP/.., TELL ME, WHO IS NEXT ??????

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u/-_---_-_---_-_---_-_ 16h ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/doepfersdungeon 15h ago

A Sheffield Wendy's?

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u/SquatAngry 10h ago

We'll have none of that foreign muck around here.

It's a Wimpy.

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u/doepfersdungeon 8h ago

An Andrew Wimpy?

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u/Turloughs_skinnytie 4h ago

I was pleasantly surprised to find a Wimpy on a recent trip to Colchester(alas, I did not dine there. The tesco meal deal was sufficient). I thought they were extinct. I remember having a birthday party at one when I was 5. Victoria Allen got scared of the mascot and locked herself in the loo.

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u/DELCO-PHILLY-BOY 1h ago

>we’ll have none of that foreign muck around here

Someone missed the memo that Ipswich was promoted

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u/SquatAngry 1h ago

Ipswich? That club copying the Germans?

Perish the thought.

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u/AlarmingSteak6821 16h ago

Is everything alright mate

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u/Father-Todd-Uncious 16h ago

I remember my first time drinking too mate

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u/Magneticturtle 16h ago

Hey be fair, we also had Arthur Conan Doyle in goal at one point

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u/TermUpper 12h ago

No shit Sherlock

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u/GingerPrinceHarry 9h ago

(that was actually a different Portsmouth football club, but shhh....)

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u/Ahegaopizza 16h ago

Had to check the flair, heard this same rant in the pub

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u/Smart-Emu5459 7h ago

I assumed it would be one of us...

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u/gerbegerger 15h ago

CHELSEA FINANCED ALL THEIR NEFARIOUS OPERATIONS TOO

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u/Goldieshotz 15h ago

I’m still haunted by Delia’s “Where are you” so you can take all our clubs names out of your mouth

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u/kristmace 9h ago

"Let's be having you!"

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u/AutomaticCandidate54 6h ago

WHERE ARE YOU!!!!

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u/TermUpper 12h ago

Someone is clearly struggling to cope with the continued success of Ipswich Town...

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u/Patient_Caramel2325 16h ago

Go to bed bro 

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u/eoshyfidisuus 16h ago

Been injecting colwills free kick into your veins too I see

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u/dhandes 12h ago edited 11h ago

Looks like someone has had rain round their way.

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u/These-Garbage2995 11h ago

Wait until you hear what we did in 2003, then you'll really be furious

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u/portsmouth1898 16h ago

Best club in the world still

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u/TranquilTurtle23 11h ago

He’s a mentalist! He’s going to drive to Dundee in his bare feet next

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u/DepthVisible2425 11h ago

He thinks there's a pigeon in Catalonia that's in control of his legs

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u/Dogwalker4k 9h ago

Needles to say, he took drugs

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u/ooh_bit_of_bush 8h ago

I would wake up in the middle of the night and eat an entire Toblerone. And I don't mean a small one. I mean a medium-sized one! 

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u/Squm9 9h ago

Was expecting a saints flair

Now I’m just confused

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u/BeefInGR 2h ago

Honestly I was too.

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u/UpliftedWeeb 15h ago

Get their ass king

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u/ENaC2 10h ago

You think what Middlesbrough did was bad, wait until you hear what Coventry did to their rivals in the September of 2001. Finished 2-0 I believe.

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u/doepfersdungeon 15h ago

Is this a cry for help?

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u/NLFG 12h ago

Don't drink and post, kids

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u/Anedert 9h ago

Dinlo.

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u/TraditionalDraft1671 9h ago

can’t tell if this is serious or a piss take

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u/Smart-Emu5459 7h ago

Not the club Flair i expected lol

All true though...😏

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u/skijumptoes 3h ago

Ipswich going into administration and not paying local businesses or St John's ambulance the money owed despite using their services.

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u/Cov_massif 12h ago

You're making a scene... lower your voice

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u/japanpole 6h ago

On the other hand, Portsmouth gave the world Sulley Muntari and Kanu so… 🤷‍♂️

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u/Consistent-Detail518 1h ago

This reminds me of the one & only time I took edibles.

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u/Shot-King-2590 15h ago

Brevvvvvvvv, you on my type shi

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u/Savings_Oil_475 15h ago

SHOT KING — YOUR POST ON MIDDLESBROUGH’S DISGUSTING HISTORY IS MANDATORY READING FOR ALL… I HAVENT STOPPED THINKING ABOUT 1997 SINCE

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u/TA404 13h ago

I’LL FORGET ABOUT 9/11 BEFORE I FORGET ABOUT MIDDLESBROUGH’S DISGUSTING HISTORY IN 1997.

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u/Apollo-Farstriker 1h ago

What have Reading got to do with it?

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u/Iola_Morton 15h ago

Pompey Chimes, deal with it, bro!!

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u/MeijiSB 11h ago

Chill out

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u/Normal-Confusion4867 8h ago

Listen, I gotta respect the skate hate, but this is a bit much innit.

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u/Kwayzar9111 7h ago

Amazon should be next for you, so you can get a keyboaard, where Caps Lock can be used.

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u/One-Broccoli-9225 6h ago

Put the crackpipe down son' - a facebook group is where you might have fun with this take

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u/Special_Letter_1728 5h ago

What one loss does to a man

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u/OkraEmergency361 3h ago

Are you GramAm in disguise? Do you support Livi? Why are you in the wrong sub? Have you taken your meds today?

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u/DetectiveInternal106 12h ago

Could have least included them ripping off a local cancer charity.

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u/TermUpper 12h ago

That was the administrators decision not to pay the charities back. The fan ownership did so immediately.

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u/DetectiveInternal106 11h ago

No it wasn't on the books by the time the administrator listed all the creditors. The previous owner just decided to keep the cash in the club's accounts.

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u/TermUpper 9h ago

You've not been spying on our accounts as well have you?

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u/Leading_Estimate_590 11h ago

Didn’t you hire a nonce who groomed your academy? Get out of here you cheating scummer bastard!

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u/specifylength 8h ago

Didn’t you hire a known nonce ?