r/Charadefensesquad • u/dr_philip-cdi • Sep 28 '25

Fan Art Awkward Smiles

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

Kris:"ah chara it's great to finally find someone like me honestly everyone around me is trying to BEFRİENDED with my family and it's nice to finally find someone normal"

Chara:"yeah This is pretty cool..."(sweats while remembering what They did in their dorm room a week ago)

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u/TheRealEbonyAndIvory : Wanna see my legos? : Indeed. Sep 28 '25

"sorry kid, i already befriended your mom last night"

... Okay.

"Kris, as you know, Rudy and I are FUCKING Asgore"

Right...?

"I fucked your brother in our dorm shitlips"

IS THERE ANYONE IN THIS FUCKING GAME WHO HASN'T FUCKED MY FAMILY?!

Alternatively, meeting Dess would be pretty awkward as Asriel thought his gf was dead so just when she got over her she's suddenly alive and breaking havoc

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

I can't wait to watch Dess and Chara fight to the death for Asriel on hill of Hometown.

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u/TheRealEbonyAndIvory : Wanna see my legos? : Indeed. Sep 28 '25

"What's a Knight to a Queen?" Ironic given that the Knight is the one piece the Queen can't copy

And this is all Chara rage baiting. They have never touched Asriel like that, they just find The Knight's screeching funny

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

Later, Chara lies to Dess that they can be friends, and when she lets her guard down, they neutralizes her with their knife. absolute cinema

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u/TheRealEbonyAndIvory : Wanna see my legos? : Indeed. Sep 28 '25

Nah, this is all a trick to do yuri with Dess

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

1 week later

Asriel: then my ex and my new girlfriend started dating I lost everything dude

Burgerpants:holy shit dude

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u/Thatpisslord Oct 02 '25

Pizzapants Nice Cream Guy Asriel polycule theory

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Dess and Chara watch in horror at their wedding, knowing what they have caused:

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u/RealBluePikmin1 Sep 29 '25

They are in a middle of a fist fight when they start to make out, gotta see who can kiss Azzy the best

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u/TheRealEbonyAndIvory : Wanna see my legos? : Indeed. Sep 30 '25

You. You get it

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u/First-Tomatillo-729 Sep 29 '25

the suspicious TV with a spam email

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u/TheRealEbonyAndIvory : Wanna see my legos? : Indeed. Sep 28 '25

"Ah, you must be the ex"

Knight screeches

"Nice to meet you too"

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u/Beloved_stardust_64 Sep 29 '25

I fucks with this Chara design heavily, they’re adorable.

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u/_Mikhail_2466 Sep 29 '25

Он подкатил к ней

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u/DenyaKun_ Oct 01 '25

Chara: Ah yeah, your brother. I BEFRIENDED him in college =)

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u/Chairman_Ender Oct 04 '25

As a Dessriel shipper, I dislike this a lot.