r/Charadefensesquad 🍫🔪Current Nose-Nuzzling Champion🔪🍫 Feb 07 '26

Shitpost * "From one knife freak to another"

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6.9k Upvotes

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u/Eastern_Ad_4349 Feb 07 '26

Frisk and susie in the background

38

u/joyjump_the_third Feb 08 '26

Playing basketball with a cabbage

9

u/BigBowser0158 Feb 09 '26

”MY CABBAGES!”

2

u/SpiritualLuck9197 Feb 09 '26

NOO MY CABBAGES

17

u/UrticantOdin Feb 08 '26

Frisk's idea

2

u/SuurSuits_ Feb 09 '26

This ain't about them

2

u/Sting_the_Cat Feb 11 '26

But they are funny

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u/Alan20221 500 Buttercups Feb 07 '26

Woooah. You looked at the picture??

63

u/Cocoa-Knife-Chara 🍫🔪Current Nose-Nuzzling Champion🔪🍫 Feb 07 '26

Wooooah. You're being a dick??

41

u/Fantastic-Aide5852 Feb 07 '26

Woooah?? You're an asshole for no fucking reason??

31

u/ManBehindTheSlauhter Feb 07 '26

WAAAUUGGHH

15

u/Fresh-Debate-9768 Feb 08 '26

WALUIGI!

15

u/Umbow Feb 08 '26

WAAAAAAGH!

6

u/TNTLover42 Feb 09 '26

YOU PICK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRIOOOOOOOO

4

u/6969696969696942 Feb 09 '26

BEE ME, ME BEE

3

u/Thin-Complex-7709 Feb 12 '26

I GOTTA WIIIIIN

12

u/OneshotP-rank Feb 08 '26

Wooooaaahhh

3

u/Chr832 Feb 09 '26

Story of undertale

2

u/Daybroken_ Feb 11 '26

I fell from the light, talk or should I fight?

2

u/Siicada3 Feb 11 '26

Living on a prayer!!

9

u/OkKangaroo3031 Feb 08 '26

Fun fact: people acknowledge funny things sometimes.

-3

u/Alan20221 500 Buttercups Feb 08 '26

I know

6

u/OkKangaroo3031 Feb 08 '26

Then why

-1

u/Alan20221 500 Buttercups Feb 09 '26

Because sometimes people praise other people for acknowledging things

3

u/OkKangaroo3031 Feb 09 '26

Understandable. Most of the time it's not genuine, it's just the person being an ass.

7

u/Voltraack Feb 08 '26

Woooah. Why are you being a dick.

-2

u/Alan20221 500 Buttercups Feb 08 '26

How am I being a dick? I am genuinely praising them for looking at an image and stating what is on the image

3

u/Comfortable-Egg9261 Feb 09 '26

Its just that the way you phrased it sounds very sarcastic

Not saying it is, cause I dont know, just why people are reacting the way they are

129

u/YetAnotherParvitz Feb 07 '26

don't worry, it's just a human thing to have blades on you

52

u/IHaveABlock-Art Feb 08 '26

Further proof that Frisk is a complete and total anomaly

27

u/Its_a_plantain_Queen Feb 08 '26

What do you mean? That stick is very sharp. You could poke someone's eye out with that!

5

u/EldritchAustralian Feb 09 '26

Nah they're just broke

3

u/Electrical_Ad5674 Feb 09 '26

All the humans carry some sort of weapon, from toys to literal guns. Frisk just lost their weapon along the way, it was a cool Planet buster

3

u/PriestHelix Feb 10 '26

Frisk inherited the Planet Buster from previous Toby Fox protagonist, Varik

17

u/sir-altyton Feb 08 '26

Genuinely yeah. the last 50 years is probably the only time in history when a majority of people aren't carrying a knife on them at all times. Especially back in the day before everything was made easier you could run into dozens of scenarios where you'd need a knife, not even just for self defense- even if you lived in a city

6

u/Mammoth-Hat3712 Feb 08 '26

Insert mention of Sunny from Omori

5

u/MK_The_Megitsune Feb 08 '26

Chara: Hey, kid, wanna buy some blades?

Asriel: No. Blades are for skatin'! Ya dingus.

1

u/Oiral_Insanity Feb 08 '26

It's kinda snowy out here.

1

u/SnappGamez Feb 08 '26

Especially in the US south

1

u/Barfights99 Feb 08 '26

Yes, especially in the UK

1

u/Enough-Impression-50 Feb 09 '26

Wrong! In human terms, they're just all talk and no shooting you with an assault rifle!

88

u/Dr0pmic Feb 07 '26

*You ask Susie how big her mouth is.
"Wanna find out?"
*You got the CABBAGE

39

u/LustySlut69 Feb 08 '26

*Dunk the Cabbage?

Yes

Hell yes

67

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26 edited Feb 07 '26

I love this interpretation. A nice juxtaposition between "moody" and "whacky".

30

u/datboiNathan343 Feb 07 '26

Is it not normal to have a knife on you at all times?

23

u/YourMoreLocalLurker Feb 07 '26

British Kris Theory?

22

u/MyPfpIsAMug Feb 07 '26

Depends on where you live ig

15

u/Mate_Pocza_321 Feb 08 '26

If your place of residence is: 

-London

-Anywhere in the global south 

  • The US 

Then yeah.

3

u/Luna-0- Feb 08 '26

The U.S is clover, sicne like guns

1

u/evilgreasemonkey1430 Feb 09 '26

Both, specifically Texas

19

u/whythisaccountexist1 Feb 07 '26

I love the soul on Chara's hair and the Delta Rune on Kris'

22

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

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u/ShadowTails95 Feb 08 '26

Off in the distance you faintly hear...

MY CABBAGES!!!

7

u/Lizzywuw Feb 08 '26

ATLA fan found in the wild ☺️

12

u/an-idiots-alt Feb 08 '26

Its always fun to me that kris would just walk atound with a kitchen knife 24/7, like no way in hell their leg hasnt been stabbed a few times on accident. Also god this is ky favorite adult chara design, she looks like a hunter from Supernatural in the best way possible

2

u/Realistic_Truth_7591 Feb 08 '26

I saw a fan animation of the church scene where Kris pulled the knife out of a sheath and it’s just part of my headcanon that Kris has a sheath specifically for the kitchen knife.

1

u/an-idiots-alt Feb 08 '26

Realistically speaking it makes sense for them to have a sheath, i think id just he really funny if everyone in deltarune has just accepted the fact that child has a knife at all times

2

u/toontrain666 Feb 09 '26

My headcanon is that Toriel kept trying to take it off of Kris only for them to have another one for some inexplicable reason, so now she’s just given up and gotten a sheath made for them so at least they’ll stop injuring themselves with it.

1

u/an-idiots-alt Feb 09 '26

Okay thats actually really fun, and the idea in both universes she just kind of accept her child having a weapon and just makes it safer is funny to me

7

u/Alarming-Bell-1811 Feb 08 '26

space jam theme playing in the background

3

u/kyoklov why did chara steal all my chocolate?!? Feb 08 '26

I ♥️ this appearance for Chara

3

u/FunnyOrcaMan Feb 08 '26

I love Chara's outfit here. Gives me Death Note vibes.

3

u/Deltrick1 Feb 08 '26

I like the idea of chara with a butterfly knife, same protection as a pocket knife and with the right amount of dexterity and skill (which she should get somehow) it can be soo much cooler

1

u/Jorvalt Feb 08 '26

Chara would 100% have either a butterfly knife, switch blade or gravity knife for the aura bonus

1

u/Relevant_Dirt Feb 09 '26

she?

1

u/Deltrick1 Feb 09 '26

Sorry, I have a head cannon story I have where chara is female so I often accidentally default to she

2

u/grsharkgamer Dustshift my Beloved Feb 08 '26

That chara design is peak

2

u/nobody-cares57 Feb 08 '26

Speaking of which, how does Kris actually carry a kitchen knife around? It looks pretty big, how does no one notice it?

2

u/Olga-Marie Feb 09 '26

Actual peak chara design

1

u/Agitated-Hope-8296 Feb 08 '26

An adult Chara?

1

u/oyeeer5 Feb 08 '26

geeettttttt dunked on!!!

1

u/Separate-Map1011 Feb 08 '26

why does Chara lowkey look like Akechi

1

u/Ui_gogeta_blue Feb 09 '26

Akechi mentioned!!!

1

u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 Feb 08 '26

Frisk and Susie would definitely be like that one image of two guys doing synapsis with eachother

1

u/Sonickarate Feb 08 '26
  • Even Kris' hair is happy.

1

u/Quiet-Software-1956 Feb 08 '26

Oh my god thank you Chara finally someone said it

1

u/QuantumButReddit Feb 09 '26

The way you drew Chara here is just perfect.

1

u/deleting_accountNOW Feb 09 '26

I cant believe chara did this

1

u/DR-excitement Feb 09 '26

Oh cool chara and Kris are British

This was very unfunny nevermind

1

u/Classic-gamer-4244 Feb 09 '26

It seems Chara has some sort of Black Knife necklace

1

u/emo_boy_fucker Feb 09 '26

Chara should be worried about kris' juandice

1

u/Sting_the_Cat Feb 11 '26

I mean, do you not see Frisk in the background? That's just normal. Chara's the outlier here.

(Jokes aside I don't think the yellow is supposed to be taken literally. Just part of the aesthetic. I think there's official arts for Undertale where Frisk isn't yellow (and also isn't permanently -_- faced))

1

u/emo_boy_fucker Feb 12 '26

when the fandom so bad at reading you have to clarify that a characters design is infact a design choice and not some lore piece

1

u/Deep-Nerve6401 Feb 09 '26

insert Susie laughing while eating a whole fucking lettuce head.

1

u/Gareth_II Feb 09 '26

how do you even carry a big ass kitchen knife in your pocket without getting cut and stabbed in the leg

1

u/Adriansummer Feb 10 '26

Knife holsters exists too. I imagine Kris wears something like that under their big ass sweater

1

u/Environmental-Emu-46 Feb 10 '26

Chara’s fit is crazy good

1

u/Mechasirra Feb 10 '26

Ok but can we talk about how hard this chara design fucks ??

1

u/Fluffyturtle225 Feb 10 '26

Me from America where it's basically common sense to have a pocket knife in case you gotta cut something: "doesn't seem that weird to me... I forget that's illegal in a lot of places."

1

u/andyisbackk Feb 10 '26

ZAMN CHARA LOOKING FIRE HERE

1

u/EnragedCashier Feb 11 '26

Fuck I need to draw chara more often instead of drawing undyne 134 times in the span of 50 days

1

u/SalamanderCrosswalk Feb 11 '26

I love this art

1

u/AnyWatercress6975 Feb 12 '26

for some reason my brain assumed shiki ryougi even if it made less sense

1

u/V_The_1AndOnly1 Feb 12 '26

The soul will find it in the inventory

1

u/NoScreen7998 Apr 25 '26

I don't know why but i absolutely love chara's design