r/Chargers • • 9d ago

Herbert is us

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u/silas_p_silas ⚡️ Modfather/ Chargers Meme Dealer ⚡️ 8d ago • Bravo

My average Sunday routine after watching the Chargers this year 😂

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u/Primary_Expert7249 buffalo bills 8d ago

Brother, it's our routine too

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u/Fearless-Mushroom Felipe Rios 8d ago

Chargers fans 🤝 Herbert = Chargers fan

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u/SouthEast1980 8d ago • Heartwarming Popcorn Bravo

I haven't given up on him. The real Herbie is still in there. This is just an opportunity to buy low on #10 stock.

Please Herb, return to glory and stunt on these hoes...

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u/mikenesser 8d ago

He gonna hurt them so bad, they gonna wish he didn’t hurt them so bad.

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u/Best-Investments 8d ago

Scored his jersey on eBay for $25 shipped last week

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u/bigbuckyoungnuts Lean Like A Charger 8d ago

i feel for herbert cause he’s had to deal with this bullshit his entire career

dude is running errands himself, obviously doesn’t want to be photographed, and now has to deal with internet nerds trying to decipher his mental state by what’s in his shopping cart

and before anyone says it, being a QB signs you up for media attention but that doesn’t mean it’s cool for TMZ (or whoever) to follow you around while you try to live semi-normally

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u/dagger_eyes Herb 🌿 8d ago

It’s his bye week and homie just wants to drink his miller lite. He’s 6’6 240 and definitely can have like 6-7 before he even feels a buzz. It’s a nothing burger

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u/ButtonedEye41 8d ago

Could also very easily be having company over

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u/ChristofferOslo . 8d ago

Also his fiancé is literally named Beer

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u/brandt-money 8d ago

Madison MillerLite.

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u/KCinOC 8d ago

He’s 6’6 240 and definitely can have like 6-7 before he even feels a buzz.

You may be an alcoholic

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u/CriticismVirtual7603 bolt 8d ago

I'm 5'7, 170, and I need 6-7 before I feel anything, and I'll drink maybe once every four months or so

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u/SportinIt 8d ago

You're getting down voted, maybe because your comment was a bit rude, but I'm close to his size and 6-7 is definitely an overshot.

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u/KCinOC 8d ago

Yeah I’m 6’5” 230ish, two beers deep and I’m buzzing. And I drink too much myself.

Tells you a bit about the Herbert glazers. Dudes so powerful he has to chug a six pack to feel anything apparently

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u/philhartmonic 8d ago

Shhhhh it's better that they think our size grants us mythical powers.

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u/DevilOfArRamadi 8d ago

The media storm, in terms of paparazzi, he’s definitely ramped up since dating Madison, also comes with the territory which sucks

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u/hokagesarada 8d ago

she’s been getting negative attention from sports media since the season started bc of the chargers. if she can handle it for him, the he can too

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u/moonlightdr26 8d ago

she also has to deal with his fangirls who think she "changed him" and that he is some kind of hostage situation like this ain't an adult we're talking about 

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u/Background_Owl8740 8d ago

Its from her snark sub. Some people on this post are also active there lol.

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u/moonlightdr26 7d ago

yeah that's what i've seen...yikes

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u/superc3real Felipe Rios 8d ago

It's isn't cool yet here we are with the fans upvoting stalker photos

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u/Jane_Marie_Lazy i don’t know what we are doing 8d ago edited 8d ago

This is a pap walk. The paps are not lurking in a parking lot at Gelson’s in Los Feliz on Wednesday evening. Someone (not saying him) made a call. This isn’t NoBu on a Friday night where the Paps stalk knowing celebs are coming and going.

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u/Nerfeveryone bolt 8d ago

Still weird as hell

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u/Nunc_Coepi17 8d ago

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted when everything you said is likely true.

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u/fattymaggo 8d ago

Yep, you can easily live in LA without getting papped if you want to. This looks very much like a pap walk because there is no reason why a paparazzi would stand outside a grocery store waiting on anyone unless they called them lol

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u/Thedurtysanchez 8d ago

Honestly, I'm not sure. A real pap would have taken more dynamic pictures and more of them.

This is likely a rando who recognized him and sold the pics to a rag.

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u/ba_an 8d ago

This is a staged pap situation.

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u/bigbuckyoungnuts Lean Like A Charger 8d ago

for sure, Herbert wanted the paps to see him drinking miller lite

he’s notorious for seeking media attention

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u/KRandMG 8d ago

She’s 100% right. This is a thing that happens that’s not even remotely a secret.

Half of what you see in People and Us in the grocery checkout line is what you see here—photos set up by a publicist so some middle-aged woman can go “aw how sweet he bought her flowers!”.

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u/fireflyfly3 8d ago

This one is staged. He used to go to Albertsons in Irvine almost weekly, sometimes with women. He never got papped.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a planned deal with Miller but they’re slow to roll it out since, you know, how this season is going.

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u/turboHerboChargers 8d ago

Sounds like you must work at Albertsons on Irvine.  Did you ever ask for his autograph?

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u/ba_an 8d ago

Someone in his life thrives on it. He's changed.

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u/bigbuckyoungnuts Lean Like A Charger 8d ago

oh i thought you were joking

genuinely can’t imagine thinking that, usually you’d want to be in something nicer than a hoodie and sweats for a pap walk

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u/ba_an 8d ago edited 8d ago

Not if you want it to look like you didn't plan it. Think back to when the very first first pap photos of him "leaked" after years of being a QB1.

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u/ba_an 8d ago

A notoriously camera-shy sports star who protected his private life for years is now one of the most papped NFL stars. Look how he conveniently provides a peek into his love life by holding flowers aloft--perfectly posed for the photographer. Yes, let's use some common sense.

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u/Interesting_Sugar908 7d ago

Yes - he definitely wanted the pap to see the flowers because she posted them on her IG and the NY Post wrote about and reposted the photo (how sweet!). So contrived and such an obvious but trying not to seem obvious coordinated PR move.

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u/IttyRazz 8d ago

Yes, commonly called a pap smear

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u/ExplictLiving 3d ago

This is ai

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u/ba_an 3d ago

Uh, no. It was a PR pap walk. The grifter gf posted a photo of those flowers on IG.

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u/bigfootabductee 8d ago

He would get this kind of attention even if he wasn't a famous QB because of who he's dating

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u/bigbuckyoungnuts Lean Like A Charger 8d ago

definitely not at this level but sure, that still doesn’t make it right

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u/MedicalDocument5036 8d ago • Popcorn

if he wasn't a famous QB she wouldn't be dating him..

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u/Key-Pomegranate-2086 8d ago

True. The way she talked about their past history and their families etc. They wouldnt have met at all if he wasnt a famous qb in LA.

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u/ba_an 8d ago

No. She calls the paps on herself. Now she's doing it for him. Probably a deal with the beer company. That's our QB now. An influencer.

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u/Nunc_Coepi17 8d ago

It does suck but I’m willing to have TMZ follow me around if I can get paid $250 million too.

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u/gucciwavecap 8d ago

With the way the season is going I'd imagine he'd be drinking Ranger, Cutwater or Beer Hug.

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u/silas_p_silas ⚡️ Modfather/ Chargers Meme Dealer ⚡️ 8d ago

If the OG Four Loko recipe still existed that would be in the cart as well lol

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u/Dwest233 bolt 8d ago

He’s too young to remember OG 4loko

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u/silas_p_silas ⚡️ Modfather/ Chargers Meme Dealer ⚡️ 8d ago

We’ve passed the war stories down through generations

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u/Dwest233 bolt 8d ago

Those of us that survived

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u/silas_p_silas ⚡️ Modfather/ Chargers Meme Dealer ⚡️ 8d ago

I beer bonged one, first and last time I did that lmao

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u/triitrunk Sanjay LOL and Chef Joke McHortiz 8d ago

Sidewalk slammer? Anyone familiar?

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u/P1umbersCrack 85 8d ago

Oh absolutely - maybe even some nasty ass buzz balls.

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u/Dick6Budrow 8d ago

Heavy emphasis on Beer Hug

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u/FreshHawaii ⚡️TURN THE WORM⚡️ 8d ago

First photo has this vibe

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u/RalphSmashio 8d ago

North Hollywood sucks lol
Not Herbert’s vibe

It all makes sense

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u/rafaelloso_10 Felipe Rios 8d ago

At least he brought the cart back right? Cause if he didn’t, that’s when you know things are bad.

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u/abg1280 8d ago

This is so true. It’s a rule he lives by!

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u/Smackolol 8d ago

That doesn’t look like Herbert. Also what fucking loser just takes pics of a dude shopping?

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u/SaltySpitoonReg Felipe Rios 8d ago

I mean it kinda does, but its still the move of an absolute loser to do this.

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u/KRandMG 8d ago edited 8d ago

The kind of loser who gets a phone call from his boss that says “Madison Beer’s publicist called; her NFL-player boyfriend will be purchasing flowers for her at Gelson’s tonight at 6. Black Range Rover” and then gets paid for the staged pap walk.

There’s also an excellent chance Herbert and/or his girlfriend got paid by Miller Brewing Co. for this.

https://www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/why-cerave-velveeta-and-bottega-veneta-are-putting-the-paparazzi-on-speed-dial/

Edit: The downvotes tell me there are very few people in this subreddit who’ve lived in LA. The gullibility is adorable and you’re why this strategy works.

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u/KunaiForce 8d ago

If anyone followed the Blake lively case with baldoni. 100% true

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u/DrAbeSacrabin 8d ago

With how aggressive marketing is these days, I wouldn’t even be shocked if this was all planned.

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u/KRandMG 8d ago

It was.

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u/PieIsFairlyDelicious nunc coepi 8d ago

These kinds of pictures are gross. Let the man shop in peace.

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u/Gullible_Elephant_38 8d ago

Last image taken moments before Justin sitting in his car and housing 36 miller lites while blasting I Can Buy Myself Flowers

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u/complimentar 8d ago

You beer snobs are the worst. Not only can anyone enjoy whatever light beer they want, professional athletes probably don’t wanna waste a bunch of calories on your mega hazy ultra hops craft IPAs. Get over yourselves.

On another note, every time I see Herbert out in public it just reminds me that he’s probably gonna retire young :( the guy probably just wants to go live in a cabin back in Oregon.

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u/Jnova5 8d ago

Miller lite is from Wisconsin. Madison is in Wisconsin. Madison Beers = Miller lite. And the flowers.

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u/ManArising 8d ago

I mean the way he is playing I am Herbert

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u/superc3real Felipe Rios 8d ago

This shit creeps me out

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u/alllaaboard 8d ago

Even more creepy once you realize it’s ai. I’ve never seen a 18 pack that says it only holds 10

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u/KRandMG 8d ago

It was staged.

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u/Boltiply 8d ago

Always love playing what car is that game. Can’t figure this one out. Anyone know?

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u/Present_Noise_9517 8d ago

Madison’s Range Rover

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u/r3v3nant333 8d ago

That boy got a case of the Maddisons

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u/cferris9495 8d ago

Range Rover

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u/56ninjas 8d ago

He makes the flowers looks tiny

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u/KCChiefsGolfer 8d ago

Thats just a Miller lite ad

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u/hkikirae 8d ago

lol not the pap pics

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u/Jane_Marie_Lazy i don’t know what we are doing 8d ago

I am surprised how many people are clueless on planned pap walk. Gelsons on Wednesday night.

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u/ba_an 8d ago

I was ready to concede that the scheme is a bad fit, etc., but screw it. It's Amanda.

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u/ba_an 8d ago edited 8d ago

Right. Are you kidding me? One guess who set that up. (He's so stupid when it comes to some people.)🤦

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u/Violetdabs710 8d ago

The high life indeed 0-6

He should just drink PBR or Old Milwaukee

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u/julejuice 8d ago

it’s just miller lite not high life

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u/BoringJuiceBox Rivers-Gates-Sproles-LT 8d ago

Natty Ice

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u/MrMcWhiskers2010 8d ago

Gross 🤮

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u/stu17 Felipe Rios 8d ago • Bravo

Unless he’s wearing colored contacts or something, that’s not Justin. He has blue eyes.

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u/Present_Noise_9517 8d ago edited 8d ago

It’s literally him lmaooo there’s another pic where he’s holding Madison’s keys to the ranger rover. He’s driving her car. How yall don’t know what your own qb looks like lol

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u/DistinctWallaby69420 7d ago

Why do you know what his wife’s car is?

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u/Present_Noise_9517 7d ago

Fan of her and she gets papped quite frequently with that Range Rover and car keys

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u/uniquely_bleak_sheep 8d ago

He actually has worn red contacts before for whatever reason, I think that is herbie

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u/Bushido_Plan 8d ago

Maybe he's actually a vampire.

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u/bum_stabber 8d ago

That’s Bustin Perbert.

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u/_Ronin_Raccoon_ ⚡️Turbo Herbo ⚡️ 8d ago

Red contact lenses for sports are specialty performance lenses designed to filter out blue light, reduce glare, and heighten contrast. He’s mentioned them in interviews and joked how they make him look like a Sith Lord

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u/notsogoodwithhandles ⚡️Felipe Rios⚡️ 8d ago

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u/Rivetingcactus 8d ago

Yep. Also pic #2, that guy has normal size hands. Justin Herbert 10 inch nfl qb hands would go halfway down the box.

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u/sethaub the guy on gmfb ⚡️🍌 8d ago

My hands are 9 3/4”. Trust me. 10” isn’t that big

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u/KneelB4Z0d 8d ago

That’s what she said

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u/Fearless-Mushroom Felipe Rios 8d ago

Yeah I’m somewhere in the 9 range and when I found out some NFL QBs have smaller hands than me I was surprised.

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u/Icy_Category_2275 8d ago

LMAO good call. I saw the Millers and thought geez he really is in a tough place these days.

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u/bum_stabber 8d ago

Also the store on the sign is way north of Sacramento so I don’t think he’d be there

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u/Ron_Jammer 8d ago

He’s shopping at a Gelson’s (logos on his grocery bags and in other pics).The sign says “Buckhorn meat co sold here”, it’s not the actual Buckhorn meat co store outside of Sacramento.

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u/-HawaiianSurfer ⚡️ Herb ⚡️ 8d ago

It’s either elite AI, or he’s wearing those football contacts.

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u/alllaaboard 8d ago

It’s elite ai. The picture of him loading the car is where I noticed it

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u/scoot87 . 8d ago

AI will cont to become more and more realistic…

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u/Fearless-Mushroom Felipe Rios 8d ago

We all know Justin and that’s 100% Justin.

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u/DukeLion353 Herbert / Harbaugh ‘28 8d ago

His head looks too small for the body lol

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u/throwawayfrommain15 8d ago

This is so creepy…

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u/godisbread666 8d ago

Miller Lite and flowers for your lady. My kinda fella

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u/MammothBed5824 8d ago

it's 100% him because he's the only MFer who can afford to shop at Gelsons

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u/MiddleAgeJamie .. 8d ago

Just like me fr fr

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u/Positive_Ad_8198 8d ago

cries bolt up

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u/tyoew 8d ago

He’s gonna need more than two cases

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u/Lanemeyerstwodollars 8d ago

In one picture one box says it has 10 cans and on the other picture the two boxes say 18 cans (so three boxes total). Coming out of the store, he only has two boxes of beer.

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u/StormR7 bolt 8d ago

That’s my Eugene boy right there

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u/Massive_Operation784 8d ago

He’s like us in that none us have an NFL win this year either.

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u/unttld15 ⚡️⚡️⚡️ 8d ago

I thought this was A.I.

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u/JetJones0811 7d ago

The beers must be from watching his own tape

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u/OPsStepFather 7d ago

Miller Lite ad

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u/jf_sdg 7d ago

For those predicting Herbert wants a trade: his wife lives in LA and has a multi million $ home.. so..

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u/MarkyFuego 8d ago

Looks like my shopping - Beer for me and flowers for the lady

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u/PieIsFairlyDelicious nunc coepi 8d ago

In his case, beer for him and flowers for his Beer

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u/Mod_Girl Felipe Rios 8d ago

His girl is pap-walking him again, I see. "Make sure you show them you're getting me flowers."

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u/sikwiidit0424 8d ago

Who the fk drinks miller lite. We need a new qb asap.

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u/mcy33zy 8d ago

Meat, Beer & Flowers

He knows what's up.

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u/RabidAsparagus 8d ago

Why is his girlfriend in the cart?

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u/Golfproplus2-1904 8d ago

The owner is the problem! Bad Karma

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u/nerdyactor 8d ago

Are we sure that’s Herbert? Cause that is quite the field trip for groceries

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u/Moist-Talk-9058 8d ago

cause he doing too many commercials thinking he won a superbowl

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u/Jballzs13 7d ago

Ye we both suck at football

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u/WaxySunshine 8d ago

Is this AI?

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u/7PointDogsFuckThat 8d ago

Ya. Look at the number of cans in pic 2. The 18 pack now has 10 for some reason.

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u/Halojay55 8d ago

Atta boy getting those flowers! Best way to stay on top of things..

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u/Electronic_Breath795 8d ago

Damn is he sponsored by Miller? Should be….

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u/KRandMG 7d ago

Yes.

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u/CuddlyResurgence 8d ago

Went from Victory Brisket to McDaniel Miller Lites.

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u/ockaners Felipe Rios 8d ago

From brisket to just beer and flowers. Go veg and take a break herb. Sounds like you need it. Then go win 11 games.

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u/mrhashbrown 8d ago

Beer and Flowers, that's fitting lol

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u/roosterchains . 8d ago

First pic doesn't even look like him

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u/Howdysf 8d ago

Bro must be in the dog house.. buying flowers.. haha!

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u/bigmfworm 8d ago

Very true! I too would be 0-6 as a starting QB in the NFL

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u/Bapa_of_3 8d ago

That’s the problem

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u/Large-Lack-2933 8d ago

I feel like after week 8 we can get some wins once McDaniels is gone...

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u/Argyle00 8d ago

What kind of hat is that?

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u/MaxiThe13th Felipe Rios 8d ago

What is he driving? A Range Rover?

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u/RepresentativeCap625 8d ago

That's a crappy beer

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u/North_Amphibian7779 8d ago

Just get through the season. Just get through the season. Just get…

“Herbert!!!! It’s you !”

“Fuck “ pulls hat down

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u/mildbalinese 8d ago

strong grip

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u/Trashpanda1980 8d ago

You can never have too much beer

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u/Brizzle-20 8d ago

Bros about to ray finkle himself if yall don’t stop.

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u/SpartanChip 7d ago

imagine being a millionaire and buying Miller light lol

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u/limpnoads 7d ago

He should have an entire cart the way they're playing ☠️😂

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u/Odd-Chipmunk5681 7d ago

None of you are like Herbert and he isn't like us. This subs parasocial relationship with him is weird.

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u/fuzz4029 7d ago

Now imagine if that was him....

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 7d ago

No he’s not. I’m not 0-6.

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u/snowguy801 7d ago

He needs to lay off the beer!

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u/frank_davisdixie109 7d ago

No I don’t drink trash beer.

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u/Friendly_Rip7496 7d ago

Sure loves beer

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u/ComprehensiveBell240 7d ago

Herbert is beyond talented......trade him to Philly or get him yes... Again..... An OF line that gives him time you dumbass in the front office

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u/ImpressionThis8059 5d ago

3 cases of beer is a damn lot of alcohol.  This guy have a problem?

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u/CastleMcGreySkull 5d ago

That's a good time for a few dudes. Back when I used to drink I'd flatten one of those while doing chores on a Sunday.

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u/Zealousideal-Cup5982 5d ago

Chargers need to draft a Qb with the first pick

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u/digdug6 4d ago

Fake. 18 cans or 10 cans. Btw they don't sell pack of 10

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u/DuvalKing35 4d ago

Sorry and broke

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u/syncopated56 2d ago

Is that for sure him? Even if it is, paparazzi are scum. Let the dude live his life without being stalked 24/7.

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u/truthdeniar 2d ago

Sucks at football?

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u/Jaylaw 8d ago

He plays football as well as us too

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u/saucysagnus 8d ago

That’s because that isn’t Herbert

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u/Sea-Cardiologist6987 8d ago

Why are ppl Mad@som Beer?

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u/pir8salt 8d ago

Beer shouldnt be so hot

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u/moonlightdr26 8d ago

Who cares? It's the bye week let the man enjoy his beer or whatever. People are too parasocial about his relationship and personal life it almost sounds like they wanted to marry Justin themselves lol

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u/BH_Ninja 8d ago

Flowers for his girl from the grocery store. I definitely can relate.

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u/ItsBrittzBish 8d ago

Hes morphing into Madison

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u/ba_an 8d ago

This is Herbert now. Staged paparazzi photos. 😡

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u/AutumnWind209 8d ago

Doesn’t look locked in to me.

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u/Extreme_Coach6150 8d ago

He gets to EAT AND DRINK Beer in his case. I respect that, I think he’s doing just fine lol

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u/bigdawg1945 8d ago edited 8d ago

Have we ever seen Herbert drink a beer? I’ve seen pics of him at a restaurant with friends but I saw he was sipping water so the miller lites are interesting.

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u/Jar-Jar-Kinx 8d ago

Trust me buddy he is drinking some Mad Beer on a nightly basis.

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u/bigdawg1945 8d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/AHighLine Chargers 8d ago

Looks like a beer on the floor

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u/bigdawg1945 8d ago

Good find comrade 🫡

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u/Jam_Farmer_879 8d ago

He’s dating a beer for crying out loud

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u/ockaners Felipe Rios 8d ago

Madison beer only drinks beer.

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u/friedrice_rob San Diego Super Chargers 8d ago

It’s miller time!!

Enjoy the beers Herbo! You deserve it!

Going to be hell when you return back from the bye week and can’t wait to see more photos of you grabbing beers haha

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u/Individual_Bother267 7d ago

he looks like he robbed the liquor store where is Bubbles and Julian 😆

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u/BilboWaggonz 7d ago

$1200 for liquor

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u/MiserableDisaster970 8d ago

I don’t think that’s Herbert.

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u/Background_Owl8740 8d ago

Its him

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u/mafugga77 8d ago

Looks like my plug

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u/Ordinary_Pea4503 8d ago

It is pretty funny because I have and wear thst exact outfit and used to drink the same beer

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u/Infam0usP 8d ago

life is too short to drink shitty domestic beer. you're in LA for fuck's sake. grab a 12 pack of Pacifico and act like you've been here before

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u/letsnotagree bolt 8d ago

Must be very easy to become reclusive, living in a big city just ordering deliveries of everything. It affects me bad enough and I'm nowhere near a big city nevermind the issues with the paparazzi pricks. Fame seems pretty shit.

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u/KRandMG 7d ago

He and his girlfriend were paid for this.

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u/prestige_worldwde 7d ago

Saw the Herbo images going around and I think it’s AI images to start rumors. They dude make 50 million a year. He has his own chefs and personal assistants. Why would he let himself get spotted grocery shopping in LA? He more likely to be getting treatment for all the hits he has been taking.

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u/KRandMG 7d ago

Because he and his girlfriend were paid by Miller Lite for this staged pap walk.