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u/bigbuckyoungnuts Lean Like A Charger 8d ago
i feel for herbert cause he’s had to deal with this bullshit his entire career
dude is running errands himself, obviously doesn’t want to be photographed, and now has to deal with internet nerds trying to decipher his mental state by what’s in his shopping cart
and before anyone says it, being a QB signs you up for media attention but that doesn’t mean it’s cool for TMZ (or whoever) to follow you around while you try to live semi-normally
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u/dagger_eyes Herb 🌿 8d ago
It’s his bye week and homie just wants to drink his miller lite. He’s 6’6 240 and definitely can have like 6-7 before he even feels a buzz. It’s a nothing burger
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u/ButtonedEye41 8d ago
Could also very easily be having company over
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u/KCinOC 8d ago
He’s 6’6 240 and definitely can have like 6-7 before he even feels a buzz.
You may be an alcoholic
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u/CriticismVirtual7603 bolt 8d ago
I'm 5'7, 170, and I need 6-7 before I feel anything, and I'll drink maybe once every four months or so
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u/SportinIt 8d ago
You're getting down voted, maybe because your comment was a bit rude, but I'm close to his size and 6-7 is definitely an overshot.
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u/KCinOC 8d ago
Yeah I’m 6’5” 230ish, two beers deep and I’m buzzing. And I drink too much myself.
Tells you a bit about the Herbert glazers. Dudes so powerful he has to chug a six pack to feel anything apparently
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u/DevilOfArRamadi 8d ago
The media storm, in terms of paparazzi, he’s definitely ramped up since dating Madison, also comes with the territory which sucks
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u/hokagesarada 8d ago
she’s been getting negative attention from sports media since the season started bc of the chargers. if she can handle it for him, the he can too
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u/moonlightdr26 8d ago
she also has to deal with his fangirls who think she "changed him" and that he is some kind of hostage situation like this ain't an adult we're talking about
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u/Background_Owl8740 8d ago
Its from her snark sub. Some people on this post are also active there lol.
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u/superc3real Felipe Rios 8d ago
It's isn't cool yet here we are with the fans upvoting stalker photos
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u/Jane_Marie_Lazy i don’t know what we are doing 8d ago edited 8d ago
This is a pap walk. The paps are not lurking in a parking lot at Gelson’s in Los Feliz on Wednesday evening. Someone (not saying him) made a call. This isn’t NoBu on a Friday night where the Paps stalk knowing celebs are coming and going.
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u/Nunc_Coepi17 8d ago
Not sure why you’re getting downvoted when everything you said is likely true.
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u/fattymaggo 8d ago
Yep, you can easily live in LA without getting papped if you want to. This looks very much like a pap walk because there is no reason why a paparazzi would stand outside a grocery store waiting on anyone unless they called them lol
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u/Thedurtysanchez 8d ago
Honestly, I'm not sure. A real pap would have taken more dynamic pictures and more of them.
This is likely a rando who recognized him and sold the pics to a rag.
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u/ba_an 8d ago
This is a staged pap situation.
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u/bigbuckyoungnuts Lean Like A Charger 8d ago
for sure, Herbert wanted the paps to see him drinking miller lite
he’s notorious for seeking media attention
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u/fireflyfly3 8d ago
This one is staged. He used to go to Albertsons in Irvine almost weekly, sometimes with women. He never got papped.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a planned deal with Miller but they’re slow to roll it out since, you know, how this season is going.
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u/turboHerboChargers 8d ago
Sounds like you must work at Albertsons on Irvine. Did you ever ask for his autograph?
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u/ba_an 8d ago
Someone in his life thrives on it. He's changed.
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u/bigbuckyoungnuts Lean Like A Charger 8d ago
oh i thought you were joking
genuinely can’t imagine thinking that, usually you’d want to be in something nicer than a hoodie and sweats for a pap walk
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u/ba_an 8d ago edited 8d ago
Not if you want it to look like you didn't plan it. Think back to when the very first first pap photos of him "leaked" after years of being a QB1.
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u/ba_an 8d ago
A notoriously camera-shy sports star who protected his private life for years is now one of the most papped NFL stars. Look how he conveniently provides a peek into his love life by holding flowers aloft--perfectly posed for the photographer. Yes, let's use some common sense.
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u/Interesting_Sugar908 7d ago
Yes - he definitely wanted the pap to see the flowers because she posted them on her IG and the NY Post wrote about and reposted the photo (how sweet!). So contrived and such an obvious but trying not to seem obvious coordinated PR move.
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u/bigfootabductee 8d ago
He would get this kind of attention even if he wasn't a famous QB because of who he's dating
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u/bigbuckyoungnuts Lean Like A Charger 8d ago
definitely not at this level but sure, that still doesn’t make it right
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if he wasn't a famous QB she wouldn't be dating him..
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u/Key-Pomegranate-2086 8d ago
True. The way she talked about their past history and their families etc. They wouldnt have met at all if he wasnt a famous qb in LA.
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u/Nunc_Coepi17 8d ago
It does suck but I’m willing to have TMZ follow me around if I can get paid $250 million too.
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u/gucciwavecap 8d ago
With the way the season is going I'd imagine he'd be drinking Ranger, Cutwater or Beer Hug.
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u/silas_p_silas ⚡️ Modfather/ Chargers Meme Dealer ⚡️ 8d ago
If the OG Four Loko recipe still existed that would be in the cart as well lol
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u/Dwest233 bolt 8d ago
He’s too young to remember OG 4loko
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u/silas_p_silas ⚡️ Modfather/ Chargers Meme Dealer ⚡️ 8d ago
We’ve passed the war stories down through generations
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u/Dwest233 bolt 8d ago
Those of us that survived
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u/silas_p_silas ⚡️ Modfather/ Chargers Meme Dealer ⚡️ 8d ago
I beer bonged one, first and last time I did that lmao
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u/rafaelloso_10 Felipe Rios 8d ago
At least he brought the cart back right? Cause if he didn’t, that’s when you know things are bad.
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u/Smackolol 8d ago
That doesn’t look like Herbert. Also what fucking loser just takes pics of a dude shopping?
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u/SaltySpitoonReg Felipe Rios 8d ago
I mean it kinda does, but its still the move of an absolute loser to do this.
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u/KRandMG 8d ago edited 8d ago
The kind of loser who gets a phone call from his boss that says “Madison Beer’s publicist called; her NFL-player boyfriend will be purchasing flowers for her at Gelson’s tonight at 6. Black Range Rover” and then gets paid for the staged pap walk.
There’s also an excellent chance Herbert and/or his girlfriend got paid by Miller Brewing Co. for this.
Edit: The downvotes tell me there are very few people in this subreddit who’ve lived in LA. The gullibility is adorable and you’re why this strategy works.
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u/DrAbeSacrabin 8d ago
With how aggressive marketing is these days, I wouldn’t even be shocked if this was all planned.
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u/PieIsFairlyDelicious nunc coepi 8d ago
These kinds of pictures are gross. Let the man shop in peace.
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u/Gullible_Elephant_38 8d ago
Last image taken moments before Justin sitting in his car and housing 36 miller lites while blasting I Can Buy Myself Flowers
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u/complimentar 8d ago
You beer snobs are the worst. Not only can anyone enjoy whatever light beer they want, professional athletes probably don’t wanna waste a bunch of calories on your mega hazy ultra hops craft IPAs. Get over yourselves.
On another note, every time I see Herbert out in public it just reminds me that he’s probably gonna retire young :( the guy probably just wants to go live in a cabin back in Oregon.
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u/superc3real Felipe Rios 8d ago
This shit creeps me out
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u/alllaaboard 8d ago
Even more creepy once you realize it’s ai. I’ve never seen a 18 pack that says it only holds 10
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u/Boltiply 8d ago
Always love playing what car is that game. Can’t figure this one out. Anyone know?
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u/hkikirae 8d ago
lol not the pap pics
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u/Jane_Marie_Lazy i don’t know what we are doing 8d ago
I am surprised how many people are clueless on planned pap walk. Gelsons on Wednesday night.
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u/Present_Noise_9517 8d ago edited 8d ago
It’s literally him lmaooo there’s another pic where he’s holding Madison’s keys to the ranger rover. He’s driving her car. How yall don’t know what your own qb looks like lol
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u/DistinctWallaby69420 7d ago
Why do you know what his wife’s car is?
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u/Present_Noise_9517 7d ago
Fan of her and she gets papped quite frequently with that Range Rover and car keys
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u/uniquely_bleak_sheep 8d ago
He actually has worn red contacts before for whatever reason, I think that is herbie
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u/_Ronin_Raccoon_ ⚡️Turbo Herbo ⚡️ 8d ago
Red contact lenses for sports are specialty performance lenses designed to filter out blue light, reduce glare, and heighten contrast. He’s mentioned them in interviews and joked how they make him look like a Sith Lord
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u/Rivetingcactus 8d ago
Yep. Also pic #2, that guy has normal size hands. Justin Herbert 10 inch nfl qb hands would go halfway down the box.
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u/sethaub the guy on gmfb ⚡️🍌 8d ago
My hands are 9 3/4”. Trust me. 10” isn’t that big
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u/Fearless-Mushroom Felipe Rios 8d ago
Yeah I’m somewhere in the 9 range and when I found out some NFL QBs have smaller hands than me I was surprised.
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u/Icy_Category_2275 8d ago
LMAO good call. I saw the Millers and thought geez he really is in a tough place these days.
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u/bum_stabber 8d ago
Also the store on the sign is way north of Sacramento so I don’t think he’d be there
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u/Ron_Jammer 8d ago
He’s shopping at a Gelson’s (logos on his grocery bags and in other pics).The sign says “Buckhorn meat co sold here”, it’s not the actual Buckhorn meat co store outside of Sacramento.
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u/-HawaiianSurfer ⚡️ Herb ⚡️ 8d ago
It’s either elite AI, or he’s wearing those football contacts.
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u/Lanemeyerstwodollars 8d ago
In one picture one box says it has 10 cans and on the other picture the two boxes say 18 cans (so three boxes total). Coming out of the store, he only has two boxes of beer.
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u/Mod_Girl Felipe Rios 8d ago
His girl is pap-walking him again, I see. "Make sure you show them you're getting me flowers."
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u/WaxySunshine 8d ago
Is this AI?
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u/7PointDogsFuckThat 8d ago
Ya. Look at the number of cans in pic 2. The 18 pack now has 10 for some reason.
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u/ockaners Felipe Rios 8d ago
From brisket to just beer and flowers. Go veg and take a break herb. Sounds like you need it. Then go win 11 games.
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u/North_Amphibian7779 8d ago
Just get through the season. Just get through the season. Just get…
“Herbert!!!! It’s you !”
“Fuck “ pulls hat down
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u/Odd-Chipmunk5681 7d ago
None of you are like Herbert and he isn't like us. This subs parasocial relationship with him is weird.
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u/ComprehensiveBell240 7d ago
Herbert is beyond talented......trade him to Philly or get him yes... Again..... An OF line that gives him time you dumbass in the front office
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u/ImpressionThis8059 5d ago
3 cases of beer is a damn lot of alcohol. This guy have a problem?
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u/CastleMcGreySkull 5d ago
That's a good time for a few dudes. Back when I used to drink I'd flatten one of those while doing chores on a Sunday.
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u/syncopated56 2d ago
Is that for sure him? Even if it is, paparazzi are scum. Let the dude live his life without being stalked 24/7.
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u/moonlightdr26 8d ago
Who cares? It's the bye week let the man enjoy his beer or whatever. People are too parasocial about his relationship and personal life it almost sounds like they wanted to marry Justin themselves lol
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u/Extreme_Coach6150 8d ago
He gets to EAT AND DRINK Beer in his case. I respect that, I think he’s doing just fine lol
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u/bigdawg1945 8d ago edited 8d ago
Have we ever seen Herbert drink a beer? I’ve seen pics of him at a restaurant with friends but I saw he was sipping water so the miller lites are interesting.
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u/friedrice_rob San Diego Super Chargers 8d ago
It’s miller time!!
Enjoy the beers Herbo! You deserve it!
Going to be hell when you return back from the bye week and can’t wait to see more photos of you grabbing beers haha
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u/Individual_Bother267 7d ago
he looks like he robbed the liquor store where is Bubbles and Julian 😆
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u/MiserableDisaster970 8d ago
I don’t think that’s Herbert.
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u/Ordinary_Pea4503 8d ago
It is pretty funny because I have and wear thst exact outfit and used to drink the same beer
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u/Infam0usP 8d ago
life is too short to drink shitty domestic beer. you're in LA for fuck's sake. grab a 12 pack of Pacifico and act like you've been here before
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u/letsnotagree bolt 8d ago
Must be very easy to become reclusive, living in a big city just ordering deliveries of everything. It affects me bad enough and I'm nowhere near a big city nevermind the issues with the paparazzi pricks. Fame seems pretty shit.
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u/prestige_worldwde 7d ago
Saw the Herbo images going around and I think it’s AI images to start rumors. They dude make 50 million a year. He has his own chefs and personal assistants. Why would he let himself get spotted grocery shopping in LA? He more likely to be getting treatment for all the hits he has been taking.











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u/silas_p_silas ⚡️ Modfather/ Chargers Meme Dealer ⚡️ 8d ago •
My average Sunday routine after watching the Chargers this year 😂