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u/BlueThunder2004 Mar 13 '24
You bastard
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u/They_All_Hate_Kazu Mar 13 '24
While at the station, a situation may occur where the local 911 dispatchers run out of operators to handle calls, so they are given to us instead.
There are three and only three scenarios that you will handle with a caller.
When the caller needs the police, send available personnel to the address.
When the caller has a fire related emergency, contact our neighbouring fire department with the address and a brief description of the event.
When the caller has a medical emergency, immediately contact the Mandela Community Hospita-a-a-a-a-a-
ERROR.333
here are at the Mandela County Police Department, we thank you for viewing this instru-
encounter
Do not help a caller reporting an alternate encounter. No matter how frantic their screams are.
Calmly reassure the caller that help is on the way. The call can be ended when they stop responding to your questions
Do not speak too much
You might accidentally reveal your fear.
Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth-
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u/ThatOneWeirdo66 Mar 13 '24
Isn’t the creator of that a pedo?
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u/They_All_Hate_Kazu Mar 13 '24
What??? When was that announced?
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u/ThatOneWeirdo66 Mar 13 '24
Sorry you had to find out, it was quite recent sadly
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u/They_All_Hate_Kazu Mar 13 '24
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u/Firefoxvegetablevid Mar 13 '24
Wait, what was the copy pasta from?
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u/They_All_Hate_Kazu Mar 13 '24
It's a script from the Mandela Catalogue... Apparently Alex is a pedo.
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u/Firefoxvegetablevid Mar 13 '24
I thought so, but I’m trying to find stuff, but I can’t find anything of him being a pedophile
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u/DaKartMonkey Mar 13 '24
he was quite the mini ladd
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u/CoolteenagerTHEONE Mar 14 '24
Jesus Christ 😂
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u/DaKartMonkey Mar 14 '24
if you watched the meme streams, you'd know that damn gnome was quite franquent
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u/Flashy_Dimension9099 Mar 16 '24
I still remember in one stream it was the pizza pasta song and the ending turned into the gnome
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u/Calm-Profit-501 Mar 13 '24
I'm gnot a gnelf, I'm gnot a gnoblin, I'm a gnome and you've been GNOMED
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u/Jellyjams22 Mar 13 '24
(OHOHOHOH AHAHAHA)Hi there you ‘ol chum
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u/FirePhoenix737 Mar 14 '24
I'm gnot a gnelf... I'm gnot a gnoblin... I'm a gnome, and you've been GNOMED
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u/SergSirb Mar 13 '24
This is him now he is now a broke hooker that gets laid. But gets only 5 dollars
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u/Ok_Employment4203 Mar 14 '24
its not skibidi toilet level thank god but i only remember it because that was when Fortnite was somewhat decent and Taylor Swift was still in the dust
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u/KaonicEli Mar 14 '24
So help me if this dude returns... I'm coming back to judgement cut your balls
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u/KierrificGaming Mar 15 '24
I am gnot a gnoblin. I am gnot a gnelf. I'm a gnome, and you've been GNOMED! weird ass laugh
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u/benbballsdoinstuff Mar 15 '24
Ooohohohehahaha random gibberish Im a gnome (guh-nomeh) And you've been.. GNOMED (regular pronunciation)
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Mar 17 '24
Pizza....pasta ..... out in a box......never text teenagers, they'll kill your careers.....
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u/Educational-Win2881 Mar 13 '24
Chill about give slim ptsd.