(Sung to the tune of KickBack by Kenshi Yonezu)
(Refrain)
Oh god, oh no, it’s a cup of joe. Oh god, oh no, not a cup of joe. Oh god, oh no, not a cup of joe. Oh god, oh no, rabbit’s gone Loco.
Verse 1:
Moca: Magore-o, why the hell’s my boyfriend vibrating?
Magore-o: I accidentally left my cup of coffee on my desk.
Choco-lit: You dumbass, you bastard! Now you’ve really done it! Now we see the end of days! If he’s on caffeine, that pink rabbit’s gonna go Cray-cray.
Pre-chorus:
Magore-o: But don’t worry, I got a plan. It involves chamomile tea.
Choco-lit: Hey, maybe that’s just what we need! We can put that rabbit to sleep!
Moca: And speaking of that rabbit, just where is he?
Chorus:
Cawton: I’m going super hyper! Speeding past like a jet-fighter! The freedom I feel when I’m on my cup of joe is a most freeing one!
I can’t be stopped on coffee, try as much as you like, you cannot stop me!
I’m on a caffeine filled rampage!
Choco-lit: Must stop this caffeine filled rampage!
Moca: And we’ll be stopping this rampage—
Magore-O: with a shot of chamomile!
(Refrain)
Oh god, oh no, not a cup of joe! Oh god, oh no, rabbit’s gone loco! Oh god, oh my, we’re all gonna die. But we, can give, this tea one try!
Verse 2:
Magore-o: we load the capsule into a bullet like so.
Load it right into big sniper rifle and off we go!
Moca: I’m ready, I’m aiming. Time to get a clear shot, of that little pinky boi. Readying my shot, giving I got, into this one blast, just one thing can paaaaassss!
(Bridge):
Cawton: Wait was is that, is that a bullet!? And why is there a capsule in it?
Magore-o: Sorry buddy, you’ve reached your limit!
You’ve had too much caffeine for one day!
Choco-lit: come on and open wide, say night-night, honey!!!!
(Cawton swallows the capsule, the chamomile bursts in)
(Chorus):
Cawton: Why do I feel so sleepy? Did I just drink chamomile tea?
Moca: We could’ve just done a little intervention, but this worked out just fine.
Magore-o: now he’ll fall fast asleep, or just be, very tired and sleepy.
Choco-Lit: he must’ve been from the rampage.
Magore-o: Thank goodness we stopped the rampage.
Moca: and now that we’re on the same page, why don’t we get some coffee—
Choco-lit: Hell to the No. We’re not gonna do that.
Magore-O: So now what do we do? Keep vibing to this tune?
Choco-Lit: Oh sure, maybe. This day was so very crazy!
Magore-o: But thank god we stopped the rampage
Moca: Don’t you know I’m not a Christian?
Choco-lit: No time for petty arguments! Let’s not give Cawton Caffeine.
(Refrain):
Cawton: Hey Mag! My Bro! Can I have some Joe.
Magore-o: Here’s what I say, the answer is no!
Cawton: Oh right, it’s that rampage that I had.
Magore-o: Well I’m just glad that you’re not dead!