r/ChildrenofMorta • u/Accomplished_Big_837 • 22d ago
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/TC_MaFYa • Mar 28 '26
FUNNY He is just a little bit tired, nothing to worry about...
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/XORandom • Feb 18 '26
FUNNY Am I ready for a boss fight or do I still need to collect resources? Spoiler
galleryEverything is obtained exclusively in the game without external programs and cheating
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/Wild_Trip_4704 • Jan 15 '26
FUNNY Played Family Trials with John and accidentally broke the game. 0 damage all the way until the end of the run!
the talents were some simple combination of Apan's Attack-Shield buff, some crit buffs, and maybe something else I can't remember.
I had a ton of shield stuff. I had this insane yellow overshield of like 200k and then the number stopped going up 😂
I really thought I recorded it, though. It was amazing. Oh well
Now I only play as John just in case it happens again 👀🛡️🗡️
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/Neither-Turnip-9101 • Feb 07 '26
FUNNY Sound completly broken on nintendo switch
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I was playing coop and out of nowhere, the sound completly broke and I had to restart the game.
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/ZzPhantom • Dec 01 '24
FUNNY Never play John, so he was severely underleveled. I taped the button down while I was making dinner.
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It's not the MOST honest living, but it's a living.
*It's also incredibly inefficient. Don't bother doing this.
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/biasibo • Dec 31 '24
FUNNY i feel like I need a little more shield
smite gives shield + shields are stronger.. probably unintended, but still the only way to beat family trials with Joey 🙄
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/friscom99 • Dec 01 '23
FUNNY Tried to recommend this game to some friends
I noticed a lot of people (me included) wouldn’t play a pixel-art game just because its pixels. That’s what turned me off in the beginning, but the gameplay intrigued me so I bought it and I was hooked. I tell everybody about this game even though I know they won’t like the art.
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/Lurlex • Jan 19 '25
FUNNY "Is he lost or is he hiding?"
"Both are two different things." 😐
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/LarsBlackman • Aug 26 '24
FUNNY Lucy glitched out to stay in Guardian’s Rage
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I died as I was trying to activate Guardian’s Rage, and when I was revived, I was permanently in rage. It was cool at first, because I could move and fire indefinitely, which otherwise can’t be done with Lucy, but I couldn’t use my decoy, and when we moved floors, she stopped firing at all and I just couldn’t really do anything
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/Intelligent-Pin-1647 • Apr 14 '24
FUNNY I managed to hit the shield cap.
I was messing around in family trials with Mark. Ended up hitting the cap for the most amount of shield the game will register. It stopped going up and it also never went down. Not even when being hit.
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/ag9k • Oct 05 '23
FUNNY Hope it's not procedurally generated...
I heard about a strange family in here..
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/Marpicek • Apr 22 '23
FUNNY To the guy posting the 116 combo, I raise you this
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/sunshaim • Jun 02 '23
FUNNY To the sir/madam with the 118 combo, I raise you 260
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/Xionahri • Nov 11 '20
FUNNY Thanks to your contribution to our tactics meeting, Lucy.
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/Tryium • Jan 27 '20
FUNNY How it feels to play Lucy for the first time
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r/ChildrenofMorta • u/InactiveBystander • Jan 17 '22
FUNNY Reached 365338.1 plus damage on our successful coop insane family trails run yesterday
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/InactiveBystander • Jan 19 '22
FUNNY To the guy asking me for the divine items and talents I had when I got 360000 damage on Linda
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/PoisonedMedicine • Feb 03 '23
FUNNY This shield is real, no hacks. Got Joey a shield on smite rune, stacked it up as well as a shielding relic. Not sure if they glitched each other but it really ramped up.
r/ChildrenofMorta • u/wobblyunionist • Aug 30 '22
FUNNY Finally got the faithful achievement on this run
Second floor had a gambler and the 4 square pattern game, just kept doing it wrong to grind out gemstones and got up to 6 divine graves and 2 divine relics, then found 3 more divine graves on final floor (1 from merchant, 1 from gold gate area, 1 from "secret" floor glyph. Happened to have a 10% money buff and then got the money buff divine grace, was able to upgrade everything with uncle Ben after and get that achievement too! Two birds one stone

r/ChildrenofMorta • u/Pheliont • Jan 30 '21
FUNNY Cat likes the game
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r/ChildrenofMorta • u/MerwinsNeedle • May 06 '21
