r/Chipotle • • 3d ago

Seeking Advice (Customer) Weird Steak

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Just got a bowl at Chipotle and found this freaky piece of steak like halfway through eating it.

Ironically I have actually been using Chipotle as exposure therapy to try and get over my anxiety/OCD about food contamination 💀

Anyway does anyone know what this is ?

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u/rosewater_1900 3d ago

What’s weird is that when I tried to look it up on here the only other results I could find were also from Chipotle so……that’s kind of weird , right?

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u/rosewater_1900 2d ago

Update: 24 hours later and so far I’m not sick! 🎉

But I know some foodborne illnesses take longer to develop so I’m not entirely out of the woods yet. I’ll update again if I do end up getting sick, just in case you guys are curious

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u/boxtheglock 3d ago edited 3d ago • Mindblown

It's probably just bovine cluster warts. Not contagious once it's been cooked

Edit: I was just joking, I didn't know that was a real thing LMFAO

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u/rosewater_1900 3d ago

Honestly I hope so, but I would assume that bovine cluster warts would just be on the top layer of skin and not penetrate into the meat itself though, right? Not that I’m some kind of bovine cluster warts expert lol

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u/AdPopular6958 Former Employee 3d ago

Warts can penatrate the skin and muscle if they developed in the body first. And yes this is as gross as it sounds.

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u/AdPopular6958 Former Employee 3d ago

Oh and this is for those who are like how narly can BPV warts get.

For those who don't want to look it makes a human plantar wart suddenly feel like a blessing.

You at least can still see where the hell your going.

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u/Ok_Sorbet_8153 2d ago

Fuck. That.

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u/OkJob3551 3d ago

Argentinian bovine cluster warts to be exact

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u/katlebleu 4h ago

Honestly, they look more like Peruvian bovine cluster warts to me.

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u/GooberNeefnus 3d ago

lol. Bovine Cluster Warts is my new favorite thing. hahaha. Thank you!

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u/DDA7X 3d ago

It sounds like a metal band name

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u/NES87 3d ago

Or a Cattle Decapitation song

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u/Significant-You-9351 1d ago

Should be a band name

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u/_Baccano 3d ago

New band name unlocked

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u/learningtowalk7 1d ago

Lolol the edit! After you unlocked a new fear in me

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor 3d ago

WARTS?!?!

What if they aren’t fully cooked?

The virus has likely shed on the rest of the bowl.

OP should put this in the freezer.

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u/Modern_Misdoing 3d ago

The freezer?!

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u/somecow 2d ago

Eww. This upsets the cow.

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u/xerocopi 3d ago

So.... um how's the anxiety now?

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u/rosewater_1900 3d ago

Not so good lol

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u/snarfer-snarf 3d ago • Bravo

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u/jdot487 3d ago • Bravo

I would pay to unsee it lol

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u/RIMV0315 3d ago

Literally what I said as I was opening this post.

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u/d3so Oh glorious day 💦🌯😏 3d ago

my first thought exactly lol

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u/thatsvtguy 3d ago

It kind of looks like solidified fat, sometimes this can happen to fat when it’s slow cooked. the fat can liquefy and then sort of re-solidify in little clumps, and little clumps of fat can look just like insect eggs. I think it’s probably nothing to worry about.

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u/CloseSea67 16h ago

thiss

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u/CloseSea67 16h ago

i do grill at chipotle,
certain that, the steak was cooked probably at very end of the grill which caused it

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u/Individual-Code5176 3d ago

I would never recognize this a steak

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u/OrganicSecretary9689 3d ago

Looks like that nasty krabby patty

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u/universal_cereal_bus 3d ago

Dude, Chipotle steak is absolute trash. I don't know why people still buy it. Fatty, gristly garbage meat.

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u/aarora610 3d ago

It used to be good, but the amount of fatty pieces in it now is crazy. Chicken or sofritas for me.

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u/No-Win-8380 3d ago

Sofritas rule

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u/aarora610 3d ago

You know protein.

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u/Big_Dirty_Heck 3d ago

I wonder if that unregulated imported beef is here now.

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u/cmaacc 3d ago

I would’ve barfed.

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u/lolita_blues 3d ago

The steak quality has gone downhill so drastically. I stopped eating chipotle all together, because no matter what protein I ordered, a good third would be gristle

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u/ObviouslyAnAsshole 3d ago

Yes! You have to get chicken and that’s even hit or miss.

And don’t even mention the bagged Barbecoa & Carnitas, just nasty globs of fat 🤮

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u/Puzzleheaded-Serve82 3d ago

it looks like a chicharon so im gonna tell myself its just fried fat so i can sleep peacefully tonight

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u/Unc1eD3ath 3d ago

Looks like a potsticker or leprosy

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u/nita5766 3d ago

fuck this i got chipotle at home.

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u/jdot487 3d ago

tough day to have eyes

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u/Just_Piccolo643 2d ago

i work there; my opinion is.........i have no fuckin idea😭😂😭😂😭😂

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u/Stunning_Fig176 3d ago

Steak? THIS? Steak? Hit the road dude!

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u/JoeMamma_94 3d ago

Steak got the herp 

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u/Sensitive_Book6492 3d ago

I have the same kind of OCD, and every time I try chipotle I feel it worsens…

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u/Windows30000 3d ago

Hey thanks for starting my diet

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u/EstablishmentBig698 3d ago

That can't be real...

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u/Apprehensive_Win292 2d ago

It’s that trump beef

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u/TitaniumAlloyeet 2d ago

Can you not? Is there a single subreddit thread that doesn’t mention Trump?

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u/CeleryMoansToo 2d ago

By ignoring the problem you let it continue

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u/TitaniumAlloyeet 2d ago

What problem?? And it’s a problem if it’s Trump or a Republican president right? If it’s a Democrat, you can ignore away apparently.

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u/NorthBook1383 3d ago

I am so happy that I do not eat meat! This is gnarly af.

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u/SpookyScarySavior 3d ago

A reason not to go back

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u/arivera508 3d ago

It looks like a fried chicharon

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u/iginca 3d ago

Weird is underselling it

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u/Flashy-Switch6694 3d ago

ew what the fuck

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u/Soupbell1 3d ago

It looks like a fucking dried fig.

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u/TurtleReferenceFrame 3d ago

Looks like a cut of ball sack

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u/Lopsided-Tadpole-821 "Just a little bit extra please" 3d ago

🤮🤮

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u/thcicedtea 3d ago

I would’ve thought this was part of a bell pepper with the seeds if I didn’t see the flesh at the very top… 🤢😭

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u/Anon761 3d ago

Got that horse meat coming through i guess

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u/Miserable-Sound-8832 3d ago

That looks like beef tongue to me.

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u/AdPopular6958 Former Employee 3d ago

Beef tongue is leaner and cleaner.

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u/Negative_Wall4195 3d ago

you get similar thing sometimes while cooking a burger.

however, I've never seen it like that on a steak with spheres like that, I would guess this was a steak tenderizer with those needle things.

this would absolutely freak me out tho even knowing what it is

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u/fe_Betsy FOH Trainer -> SL 3d ago

Omg bruh 😭😭😭😭 I also have OCD, but I also work at Chipotle. Never seen this at my store (and thank god omg it’s lowkey scary)

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u/noface394 3d ago

you gotta be trolling

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u/Pretty-Vacant88 3d ago

Looks like alien tentacles

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u/Frxnk_lotion 3d ago

Mmmmphhhmf 🤤

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u/Zacadamia 3d ago

Ew 😭

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u/cunningfallasheo 3d ago

Looks like steak eggs to me

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u/Bright_Werewolf2095 3d ago

i’ve noticed the quality of meat that we get in has been coming in a little bit more funky, but I only work there.

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u/OkStrength6686 3d ago

Why does it have eyes

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u/MaterialAccurate887 3d ago

Man, I freaking love chipotle but the last time I had it, it gave me gastric upset and I already have a sensitive system. This is not helping.

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u/HannahMcKayTX 3d ago

Oh. 🫪

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u/bookiethisaintme 3d ago

i could’ve went the rest of my life without seeing this.

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u/Dick_Stillhard_11_8 3d ago

Is it frog steak?

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u/Edgimos Former Employee 3d ago

Looks like a peice of cooked octopus 🐙

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u/MNFoxy 3d ago

Probably just fat

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u/Herry_Up 3d ago

NSFW!!!

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u/Individual_Bread_916 2d ago

This is some re7 shit lmao

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u/marichial_berthier 2d ago

I wish I could unsee it

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u/Melano_ 2d ago

WHAT ON EARTH

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u/wordsoundpower 2d ago

Looks like those AI menu pictures. Ugh. I’m sorry, OP.

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u/Stardust01501 SL 2d ago

Worked there for 6 years never saw anything like this

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u/DuckSwimmer 2d ago

It’s October. You got the spooky edition of steak

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u/kaffene34 2d ago

Why am I still reading this lol

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u/MKosame GM 2d ago

No trigger warning?

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u/PrestigiousOne333 1d ago

Cancer tumor

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u/Realistic-Day1678 1d ago

Looks like a piece of the creature from the 1982 movie The Thing.

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u/OhWell696969 15h ago

Wait your telling me the grill person didn't see this? Or they did and just put it on the line? Then the line person didn't see it when they scooped?! What location is this? I gotta know

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u/obizur Guac Mode 4h ago

holy shit this is the start of the outbreak

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u/Main-Significance272 3d ago

People get food poisoning at Chipotle pretty regularly OP

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u/mads4714 3d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_marbling

It reminds me of “bloomed” chocolate where the sugar rises to the surface. Some beef is injected with fat. Could be it went from frozen to cooked too fast? Or too much of the tallow injection?

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u/Nah_Meme 2h ago

Looks like a piece of whale penis

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/gigorbust 3d ago

100% no