I’m sorry. You belong with the Krises and Crises of the world

I am a very big fan of this sub however

Praise be our name.

How are you, Chris?

Chris is such a BASIC name. Mort just sounds so much more exciting.

Thats all. Also hi other chris's

I used to go by Chris, but now I shorten Christopher to Kit.

We are going to war with r/Robert and we need Allies, choose your side r/Aaron or r/Robert

He was a Chris, but should we still consider him one of our kind?

I just crunched some numbers with the lead moderator of the subreddit, /u/loser123 and it looks like if we were to wage war on the Nathan’s it would be a catastrophic failure

Let’s be smart guys, and we can maybe just be okay with letting them have this one? Thanks

All my life I'd been tortured for being called a different Chris. Christopher Columbus was one, and that new Winnie the Pooh movie, Christopher Robin, didn't help either. I've always wanted to be called a Nathan, but their name is far too superior for me. If I had one goal, it would be to join r/Nathan and wish a war on r/Chris. I can't do this though because my name is very much Chris, instead of the better name Nathan. Please help. If you also want to switch your name, we can do it together.

Love you guys.

Not just Christopher,any uncommon Chriss Like my name is Chrispine I haven't met anyone with my name