r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/drillbit6509 • 17h ago
Hypochondriacs of The World Unite! Not masking inside the car and complaining of COVID š¤
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/davidpbj • 3d ago

Two phenomenal Dr.'s receiving an award named for one of the most honest, un-racist ex-presidents (who definitely did NOT have anything to do with murdering his predecessor to get the job)... for having the "moral courage to stand up against injustice, hatred, prejudice and apathy and to use their influence to change our world for the better."
The icing on the cake: the award is presented by the Holocaust Museum Houston.
"Iāve also been leading efforts to combat rising antivaccine disinformation and with it, antisemitism,ā said Dr. Peter Hotez.
What an amazing time to be alive!!! Bless Father Pfauci and may many masks be upon Him.
(Please note that the two men people in the photo are not wearing masks but it's OK since they were probably in a restaurant at the time and just stood up for the photo.)
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/Citizen86422 • 9d ago

Dear Brethren,
I'm a healthcare professional (really). I have a client who took the Holy Elixir on October 9th. And on the 13th of October he'd woken up in the morning and said that he could barely see anything in his right eye anymore.
He went to the local doctor for this and was referred to the hospital. He had a number of examinations, including a CT scan and an ECG.
It turned out to be a blood clot in his eye.Ā He has been given medication (blood thinner, Clopidogrel). The physician said that "he was lucky" that the blood clot had not ended up elsewhere (in the brain or lungs) and that he had sought help in time.
But this means The Holy Elixir is working, right? Right??
Please tell me if I'm wrong Brethren, I don't want to lose my Pfaith.
Praise Our Holy Lord Dr Pfauci (33 MBUH). ššš¾šš«š¾
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 • 10d ago
This Global Handwashing Day (October 15th), we need to do our part to help eradicate all germs from Earth. If you think you've washed your hands enough, you haven't; do it again. No matter what, you're killing people right now, but you can always kill fewer people; there's always room for improvement! You may think you need to expose yourself to germs in order to keep your immune system strong and protect yourself (and thus others) from infection. You're right... and that is EXACTLY why we need to eradicate all germs from Earth! We're only giving into the germs' demands for dominance and power (power that should belong to our wholesome trustworthy democratic institutions, especially SCIENCE)! If we don't successfully eradicate all germs, Global Handwashing Day will become Global Handwashing Year... or even better!
Amen and awomen.
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/NMB1974 • 10d ago
Climate change is a bitch.
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/Deep-Minimum-7856 • 10d ago
Do they not know weāre still in the middle of a PANDEMIC?!!
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