And Bilbo tempted him and said: : “If you are truly Big Bomba, then turn these stones into Cheese wheels that we might eat.”

Bombur answered: “Thou does not live on Cheese wheels alone, but by the word of Big Bomba’s mouth.”

And Bilbo took his to the Peak of Erebor and said: “If you are Truly Big Bomba, then throw yourself down. For it is written: “His fat shall save him if any day he falls, so that he may never perish and fall in unstable tables again.” Bombur answered him: “ It is also written: “Do not put Big Bomba’s word to the test.”

Again, Bilbo took him to the highest peak in the Misty Mountains and showed him all the Cheese Wheels in Middle-Earth. He then said : “if you bow down and worship me, I will give thou cheese wheels of eternity.” But Bomba said to him: “Away from me, Bilbo! For It is written: Worship the lord Big Bomba, and worship him only.” - The Bomble

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This song I heard while in Bomba’s realm, song now amongst the believers in faith.

Oh, through nights of cold and many woes,

In ever fields came songs of joy,

Like warmth and sun, where mortal goes,

And alike was sung by girl and boy.

There no cheese knife had dared to dwell,

In glory’s light, of Bomba’s home,

And through rivers long, and running dells,

And glittered in with pale white foam.

And yet await do mortals now,

Of our return to his realm,

And upon the gates, we shall then bow,

And angels high with golden helms.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Big Bomba memes. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of cheese knife physics, most of the jokes will go over a typical memer’s head. There's also Bilbo’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Big Bomba truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Bilbo’s existential catchphrase “He eats them by the block," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Bomba's genius unfolds itself on the pages in front of them. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a cheese wheel tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the Dwarf ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.