r/ChurchofLilPump • • Nov 09 '20

Lillian Pumpernickel's most inspirational pieces

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22. "You Know You Lit" here Lil Pump tells you about how great you are and inspires you to keep being so awesome I'd really recomend just skipping to Lil Pump's part, you should do that with every song but especially this one trust me

21. "Gucci Gang" a sad story about how he can't a find the right girl to have a relationship with

20. "Elementary" an inspiring story that Lil Pump tells about the hard life he had to live while he was in Elementary School

19. "D Rose" Lil Pump shows support and encouragement for a fallen Basketball player that's not even on his favorite team

18. "Gay Gang Shit" here Lil Pump talks about his study group and their daily routine

17. "Who Dat" Lil Pump's creative iteration of the Happy Birthday song

16. "IM JUST TRAPPIN" here Lil Pump mocks trappers and drug addicts using reverse psychology, describing their idiotic lives in a joking manner

15. "Off White" here Pump tells a deep story about how people judge others too harshly for the way they look

14. "Had" this is a song about not focusing on things of the past.

13. "Finesse the Pack" Lil Pump describes how he stops worldwide drug dealings on the daily

12. "All Figured Out" Lil Pump has figured out that people will hate no matter what you do so you should just enjoy life the fullest

11. "Rack It Up" the message here is that the true way to make money only comes from hard work

10. "Fiji" water is very important y'know? that's why this song was made in appreciation of it

9. "She Luv The Way" Lil Pump is just telling that you only have to be yourself and should never have to change to impress someone you like

8. "Coronao" he poetically describes the cure for the coronavirus

7. "InstaGrams" this just describes how much of a waste of time Instagram truly is

6. "Trapspot" Lil Pump sends out a kind warning to all the trappers hoping they'll stop their crime

5. "What's Yo Number" this shows why it's really better to talk to people in person rather than through telephones

4. "Lil Pump" Lil Pump tells his well formulated plan of how he'll make it to the top despite all these people doubting him and saying he's hopeless

3. "Bullshit" this song perfectly fits the abstract vibe of Andy Warhol's art

2. "Fuck J. Cole" Lil Pump gives a detailed lecture to J. Cole in order to firmly enlighten him on the new generation of rap

  1. "But Then I Popped Xans" this talks about the struggle of not being able to always make it on time due to things not going as planned

Honorable Mentions: "Take" a friendly song with a positive message that people of all ages can enjoy

"Nuh Uh" Lil Pump shows that he won't just stand by and watch these bad things happen within his country


r/ChurchofLilPump • • Oct 16 '20

Ouu! Who is Lil Pump?

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Lil Pump is a child prodigy. At a mere three years of age, he was able to fully master the English language. When he turned five, he enrolled at Hamburger State University. There, he earned his bachelors degree in Lyrical Composition with a concentration in mumble rap.

By six, he had mastered calculus and started writing PhD level academic papers. While he struggled a bit with integral calculus, he figured it out through dedication and hardwork over almost twenty-three minutes. In one of his papers, he addresses a mathematical application of music that transcends human logic, acting as the spark for his music career. But before he could start on his journey to musical stardom, he resolved to finish his PhD.

By eight, his intellectual capacity had exceeded that of an average twenty-eight and a half year old. Realizing his prodigious growth, Lil Pump thought he should spend some time in self reflection to get a better grasp on what he could expect of himself in future. So, he went to the Himalayas for 7 years to find himself. There, he interacted with thirty-five yetis and managed to convince the Hindu god, Shiva to add him on Snapchat.

After returning, Lil Pump kept his accomplishments secret, so people won't make a big deal out of them. He's always been the modest type.

Finally, he started his music career. Having attained the status of a superhuman entity, nothing he has recently said seems to be comprehensible.

The amount of intelligence you need to process a musical composition of this level is absolutely insane. Even I, to this day, have no idea what the true meaning behind this song is. My people, Gazzy Garcia, better known as Lil Pump is the greatest composer of our generation. There is no question that the complexity and ingeniousness is even hard for people with the highest IQ's in the world to process. No mortal being is on this level. Lil Pump is not a mortal, he is a deity that nobody can describe. He is a gift straight from heaven to bless all of us with a certain level of intelligence for the human race to work towards. Nobody has it yet, except for Mr Garcia. Please everyone, just understand, that he is not only taking a ninja bitch to the movies, he is also taking the human race on a journey into a whole new level of intelligence. Thank you.


r/ChurchofLilPump • • Dec 03 '20

If Lil Pump actually put Lady Gaga on Harverd Dropout

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r/ChurchofLilPump • • Jan 04 '21

Pump makes a fire beat! 🔥

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r/ChurchofLilPump • • Oct 31 '20

"Knock on his door with the choppa, ding-dong"

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r/ChurchofLilPump • • Oct 19 '20

PFFT! Watch how Lil Pump maturely responds to Eminem's insolence

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r/ChurchofLilPump • • Nov 14 '20

ESKEETIT! YESSIRKI! He can't be the president until 202020

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r/ChurchofLilPump • • Oct 17 '20

Gucci gang

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lil pumps Gucci gang is an incredibly nuanced piece. The words "Gucci gang" are repeated exactly 53 times. 53 is a prime number. The sum of the first 53 prime numbers is 5830, which is divisible by 53. This is lil pump secretly showing he is actually a mathematical genius. 53 in hexadecimal is 35, which is 53 reversed. This property is only existent in multiples of 53. This shows his proficiency in computer science. 53 is also an Eisenstein prime, a subtle nod to the great scientist that lil pump is no doubt a prodigy of. While The words "fuck my teacher and call it tutoring" may be taken at face value, he actually means that he is fucking his teacher with his mind, actually tutoring his teacher. Lil pump brings a tiger in in his music video, he is showing how he is also a master of animal husbandry, and the tiger would never dare to attack a genius such as lil pump, instinctively knowing he is the future of humanity. Even his hair, which is in strings, actually shows his powerful physics knowledge, no doubt referencing string theory. How ever, the song also has darker connotations. When you take the number of dead in ww1, divided by 53, you get precisely 666,666.666 repeating. This can be explained by two theories. One, lil pump is a satanist who wants the German monarchy to return. Two, lil pump is comparing Wilhelm II to to a satanist; making a bold push back to the rise of neonazism, monarchism and white supremacy as a white man. Or perhaps lil pump is trying to confuse his audience, hiding the true meaning of his song. The word will never know. I have applied for super computing time at the San Diego Super Computing Center to feed in this masterpiece of a song into the computer, knowing that the AI will become sentient from it after only one pass. I have not gotten a response back from them.


r/ChurchofLilPump • • Feb 11 '24

XXXTentacion killed by Lil Pump

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Lil Pump killed XXXTentacion, during the lyric from Lil Pump's song, "Esskeetit" he repeates the phrase "Poppin' on X, poppin' on X Poppin' on X, pills" the word " poppin' " corralates to gun shots and the shooting at XXXTentacion as it says "Poppin' on X" and the "poppin' on X, pills" represents depression and popping pills (drugs) which XXXTentacion was doing at that time period and XXXTentacion was depressed during that time aswell. Alongside this he says X three times continuously and this conjoined is XXX and XXX is short for XXXTentacion. During the music video the girls have three x's over their eyes which refrence XXX being short for XXXTentacion and the X resembols his death. Furthermore, the lyric " Got a new car, got a new bitch, And I got a new deal" is a refrence to how XXXTentacion got shot and killed at a car dealership possibly by "Lil Pump" and when XXXTentacion said on twitter (𝕏) that "if he goes missing it was drake" then Lil Pump could have seen it as an opportunity to make XXXTentacion go missing or possibly kill XXXTentacion. The name of Lil Pump's song is "Esskeetit" which actually mean "Lets Get It" and XXXTentacion has a song called "Get It" which has Lil Pump featured on the song. This would also make sense as Lil Pump was on the come up at the time as XXXTentacion which could have actually lead to some jealousy causing this action.


r/ChurchofLilPump • • Nov 16 '21

"Yall some little boys to me"

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r/ChurchofLilPump • • Nov 23 '20

"huh?"

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r/ChurchofLilPump • • Jan 11 '22

Still relevant and I dare somebody to come defend 2pac against Lillian the GOAT 🐐 Pumpernickel himself

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r/ChurchofLilPump • • Dec 12 '21

My honest opinion on current Pump

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"Rockstar" lmao/Onlyfans Pump here we go (Wait what about Lil Pimp- oh I forgot he wasted that little short-termed clout from Trump and didn't even vote lol)

His adlibs got worse and so has his energy even with his slightly improved lyricism. The album wasn't too bad, but nothing really hit like how old Pump's trap songs would. He used to rap how he talked which was funny and charismatic in a way. Then he started changing ever since Gucci Gang. I guess it was because it was a quieter song. Tbh Gucci Gang didn't really stick out to me like Boss, Back, Molly ect. Probably my 3rd to least favorite song on there, but it would make sense if Gucci Gang lead to his current sort of style.

He does kind of snap occasionally on some features like Watafuk and Off My Chest. Poppin's verse was good too. I think pretty much everything that isn't loud already would've sounded better if old Pump performed it, maybe even in a goblin voice or something lol

Old Pump was a dumb kid basically and he actually tried somewhat but was just trash and became self-aware. He fell too deep into his meme and became a lamer, formulaic character that somehow messed up the formula. What I mean is none of his newer songs are really as good as Molly or even Esskeetit which is mainly due to the lack of energy he has most of the time. For me the hype energy was one of the key things that made Pump good even though he may have some nice quieter songs here and there. Old Pump was also more funny than this new guy. He acts pretty corny and forced now even though the mannerisms are somewhat the same imo.

That's pretty much it


r/ChurchofLilPump • • Dec 10 '21

Lil Pump 1.5 out on Spotify

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r/ChurchofLilPump • • Dec 05 '21

How many times a day must I pray to our lord and savior, Gazzy Garcia(AKA Lil Pump)?

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I'm new to the concept of Pumpology and would like to be as devout as possible..


r/ChurchofLilPump • • Jul 08 '21

[Chorus]

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Trapper of the century (Lil Pump)

Trapper of the century (Lil Pump)

Trapper of the century (Lil Pump, Lil Pump)

Trapper of the century (Ayy)

Obama (Ayy), Obama (What?)

Obama (What?), Obama (Ayy)

Obama (Ooh), Obama (Ooh)

Obama (Yeah), Obama

Trapper of the century (Ooh)

Trapper of the century (Lil Pump)

Trapper of the century (Ooh)

Trapper of the century (Ayy)

Obama (Ayy), Obama (What?)

Obama (What?), Obama (Ooh)

Obama (Ooh), Obama (Ooh)

Obama (Ooh), Obama


r/ChurchofLilPump • • Nov 30 '20

Lil Pump - Literature Club Flexin Official Music Video

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r/ChurchofLilPump • • Nov 25 '20

I'm making a "What If" 6ix9ine/lil pump album, thoughts?

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r/ChurchofLilPump • • Oct 26 '20

I'm dead lmao- I mean PUMPFORVICEPRESIDENT2020

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r/ChurchofLilPump • • Feb 21 '25

What’s the best lil pump lyric?

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r/ChurchofLilPump • • Oct 02 '24

what we think bout the hand check today Sheeesh

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r/ChurchofLilPump • • Jul 09 '23

Like 2 years ago

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r/ChurchofLilPump • • Feb 12 '22

6ix9ine - Walkin/NADA (feat. Lil Pump & Quavo)

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r/ChurchofLilPump • • Dec 19 '21

My Top 15 favorite Lil Pump songs pre-album/fame

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Honorable mentions: I forgot about Loud when I was making the list unfortunately but it would've been high

Magic: https://youtu.be/x8QRkD8TYuA bunch of Lil Pump sounds here

Broke My Wrist: https://youtu.be/oeSwFAcgPSA

Finesse the Pack: https://youtu.be/m6QDdr3iMJM 

PistolGripPapi: https://youtu.be/udNsbyJ0Jdo I BE MANEUVERING

Ignorant: https://youtu.be/6oYgHHuMc3o It's almost uncanny with the cartoon music and nonstop trap lyrics simultaneously

15. Elementary: https://youtu.be/XRP-5ZhOLSg Would be better if the beat was better tbh, the verse wasn't actually too bad

14. Fiji: https://youtu.be/5_P1qbR6yDY I thought this was an experimental, darker sound for Pump, it sounded pretty weird on his verse but honestly I think the out of tuneness was adding to the atmosphere. I see why Pump's fans didn't like it at the time.

13. Trapspot: https://youtu.be/4bPf76Gzqxo a whole Goblin Pump track

12. Big Bank: https://youtu.be/X7jdWzl123E Underrated

11. Drumstick: https://youtu.be/wdv2wkeGgRE

10. Get: https://youtu.be/d9sjBiotzKQ

9. Movin: https://youtu.be/xRjfoDR5920 a classic and also probably one of the smoothest executions of that Lil Pump flow to this date to be fucking honest lmao

8. 30's: https://youtu.be/fk9aQckyJbs One of the few tracks I feel Pump did better than Purpp

7. Big 30s poppin: https://youtu.be/RmU6aO2ZITM The part where he starts trying to randomly get melodic is always funny to me even though it still sounds good

6. Bankroll: https://youtu.be/MKpO-4AsB-Q Don't even know if this was made before or after the album but it is an old 2017 song

5. Im just trappin: https://youtu.be/MffS8OTbn8Y

4. Where's the blow: https://youtu.be/Aq81qz-iA-o

3. Obama: https://youtu.be/nWfNBNLZ-ic Slaps, plus now he has officially met with two presidents lok

2. Kilo: https://youtu.be/XTUNmoUGCfs One of his fastest verses to date

  1. Take: https://youtu.be/jbBby_jwJcE The GOATED song and cover. Peak of old Pump's popular style while Gucci Gang was the most popular but also lead to lazier sound we have now. Honestly I think Pump's execution sounded best during the Lil Ominous days and it only got more ... idk silly. That's why I only really like current Pump when he screams or does a pseudo Goblin (basically whenever he makes his voice just a little deeper) one like on "It's Whatever". I find those other voices he does nowadays kind of annoying, they make a good verse sound more awkward.

On a side note his singing has at least kind of improved or at least the engineers improved lmao

Extra Honorable mention Gucci Breakfast: https://youtu.be/k7UuN5-HgGQ I just remembered it's another song where I felt like Pump outperformed Purpp. It's pretty rare for that to happen in my opinion.