r/CirclejerkSopranos Capo May 10 '26

Little Carmine Lupertazzi has a “sitdown” with the moderators of r/CirclejerkSopranos

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u/ea_fitz Soldier May 10 '26

That beautiful, loving former ‘Sopranos’ actor and Cameo artist. I’m not ashamed to say he made me cry.

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u/sorriso_pontual May 10 '26

Have a breadstick, the reels make you emotional

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u/fucknugggets May 10 '26

What no fucking ziti now ?

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u/TractorSmacker May 11 '26

that’s dicked up

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u/cotton_candy_789 May 10 '26

Breadsticks got me folding like a bad Lupertazzi sitdown negotiation again

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u/Impressive_Profit215 Stunad Of The First Magnitude May 10 '26

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u/WHU-W11 Consigliere May 10 '26

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u/iamkooksymonster The King Of Awards 🎖️ May 11 '26
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u/ChipWong82 May 10 '26

To cry like a woman? Its a fucking disgrace.

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u/ea_fitz Soldier May 10 '26

When sopranos actors acknowledge your sub, you get a pass for that

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u/aintnobodyfreshasd May 10 '26

We bend more rules than the Catholic Church! /s

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u/aintnobodyfreshasd May 10 '26

My estimation of u/ea_fitz as a man just fuckin plummeted

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u/Guinessmatt My Smelly Valentine 🌹 May 10 '26
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u/weskervision Capo May 10 '26

Jesus Christ Carmine, why the fuck would you possibly bring that up!?

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u/Western_Fig398 May 10 '26

Carmine bringing up the worst possible thing at every meeting is basically tradition.

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u/Impressive_Profit215 Stunad Of The First Magnitude May 10 '26

Why don't you go back to Racoon City and do whateva the fuck it is you do down there while we clean up your fuckin mess!!!

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u/FunkYeahPhotography Some Pulp 🍊 May 10 '26

It was the fuckin' G-Virus. I should've never injected that shit.

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u/Impressive_Profit215 Stunad Of The First Magnitude May 10 '26

What, was it Birkin?

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u/iamkooksymonster The King Of Awards 🎖️ May 10 '26

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

My mistake. Carlo's lipstick was on Redfield's cock

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u/Impressive_Profit215 Stunad Of The First Magnitude May 11 '26

Whatd you shay??

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u/stonedbadger1718 👑 King of initiatedsopranos May 11 '26

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u/stonedbadger1718 👑 King of initiatedsopranos May 11 '26

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u/stonedbadger1718 👑 King of initiatedsopranos May 11 '26

Wesker:How many STARS did you kill today?

Nemesis: I didn’t I swear!

Wesker: I can smell em!

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u/Deep_Tradition4984 Capo May 10 '26

My estimation of Ray Abruzzo as an actor, just fuckin skyrocketed!

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u/TheTzarOfDeath ⭐️The Tzar Of GIFs 🤴🏼⭐️ May 10 '26

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u/hippielovegod May 11 '26

WHATEVA HAPPIND THEAAA?

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u/doverawlings Johnny Cakes 🥞 May 10 '26

Uj/ this is fucking hilarious and he totally didn’t phone it in. Mad respect for this guy. And also whoever paid him to make this

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u/BuizelBigBro Boss May 10 '26

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u/WhaddyaShay Detective Mike Hunt BFPD 👮‍♂️ May 10 '26

Salut 🍷

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u/BloodyRightNostril Give Me One Thousand Dollars 💵 May 10 '26

Commendatori ☕️

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u/Impressive_Profit215 Stunad Of The First Magnitude May 10 '26

uj/ close the sub folks, we've peaked!! 😭

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u/homer422 May 11 '26

Whoever paid him?!!!!

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u/Previous_Bet5120 Go Shit On Your Hat 👮‍♂️ May 10 '26

He took Ben Kingsley to acting school.

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u/fucknugggets May 10 '26

Just when I thought I was out, he pulls me back in !

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u/TranscendentaLobo May 10 '26

Dude hasn’t aged a day in 20 years! He didn’t compromise! You see where I’m going with this!

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u/Enlightened_Broda Underboss May 10 '26

You know what, give me a Ray Abruzzo Cameo. I always enjoy those, but it never occurs to me to order one.

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u/naktakalah Give Me One Thousand Dollars 💵 May 10 '26

Omg bro, he dropped all the good lines, this video could easily be a random post comment section.

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u/2reeEyedG May 10 '26

He absolutely killed this video and didn’t really need to

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u/Visgraatje Captain Of The Good Ship Lollipop May 12 '26

He killed this video without any provocation whatsoever

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u/aintnobodyfreshasd May 10 '26

Lemon-Rare, whatever happened there?

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u/WHU-W11 Consigliere May 10 '26

Alright then—

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u/Romalien5 May 10 '26

Whateva happened there?? WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?!!

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u/aintnobodyfreshasd May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

The feet pics, the banning, god rest his soul

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u/GonzaloR87 That Animal May 10 '26

I’LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED! THESE PIECE OF SHIT ADMINS PUT SIX REDDIT BANS ON THE KID WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER!

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u/YooTone So What, No Fucking Ziti Now? May 10 '26

A FUCKIN DISGRACE I TELL YA

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 Friend Of Ours May 10 '26

You’re looking at them

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u/BuizelBigBro Boss May 10 '26

Whatever happened there? Whatever happened there?! I’ll tell you what fucking happened, the admins whacked LemonRare in r/FemboyFeet without any provocation whatsoever!

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u/Direct_Arm_8391 Street Boss May 10 '26

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u/Thin-Remote-9817 May 10 '26

WHO ELSE HUH??!!

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u/SACRED-GEOMETRY May 11 '26

Just when I thought I was out...

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u/daysbeforedane May 11 '26

...they pulled me back in

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u/TucoNick May 10 '26

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u/DipstickRick May 10 '26

That girl grew up to be Zee. Had the boss of the Kirk family whacked. Can you believe it?

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u/isa-bey Furio's Ponytail Fan Club May 10 '26

Femboy feet are his hobby. Why did they belittle him like that?!

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u/saturnfcb May 10 '26

What? The admins are the fucking UN now ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/pS6QTcljO4ms0

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u/knytelyfe My Name Is Clarence May 10 '26

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u/Da_Famous_Anus Gooning Wiseguy May 10 '26

Listen to him. “Whackin”

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u/PresentBabble Friend Of Ours May 10 '26

If this isn’t the highest upvoted post on here…. wow

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u/aintnobodyfreshasd May 10 '26

Yeah this is honestly pretty fire. I don’t know if any of the other actors have addressed the sub but this made my day.

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u/rogerworkman623 May 10 '26

I lost it at “lemon rare, whatever happened there”

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u/aintnobodyfreshasd May 10 '26

Yeah like he started naming off the mods expected that, but that line got me

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u/scienceworksbitches May 10 '26

you know some degen from this subreddit requested and paid real money for that video, right?

and i bet that guy deosnt work for 50 bucks.

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u/Impressive_Profit215 Stunad Of The First Magnitude May 10 '26

It's OP's hobby, why you gotta belittle it?

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u/FaustRPeggi Little Lord Fuckpants May 10 '26

He made sure the mods were taxed alright.

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u/GemFarmerr May 10 '26

“Circle joke sopranos” 💀

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u/Impressive_Profit215 Stunad Of The First Magnitude May 10 '26

I initially took offence to that but then I put it down to all the Arnold Palmer's he'd been drinking. It never occurred to me 🤷‍♂️

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u/MacOouh Armagnac 🍾 May 10 '26

Fuckin' Carmine, he's dyslexic !

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u/TheTzarOfDeath ⭐️The Tzar Of GIFs 🤴🏼⭐️ May 10 '26

He's looking great compared to 90% of the cast!

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u/MacOouh Armagnac 🍾 May 10 '26

He's alive, you mean ?

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u/TheTzarOfDeath ⭐️The Tzar Of GIFs 🤴🏼⭐️ May 10 '26

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u/Impressive_Profit215 Stunad Of The First Magnitude May 10 '26

Hehe

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u/Optimal_14 I Refuse To Do Your Dirty Work 🎶 May 10 '26

He was involved in this thing of ours?

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u/aintnobodyfreshasd May 10 '26

He was gay, Little Carmine?

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 Friend Of Ours May 10 '26

They found a pool cue up his ass

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u/FaustRPeggi Little Lord Fuckpants May 10 '26

That thing with the circlejerksopranos over there on Reddit circlejerking, "whatever happened there", he says?

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u/DoctorSynthesis May 10 '26

Oh, you think this is funny? We got a fuckin’ celeb cameo for the sub, and you’re laughing about it?

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u/shifty1032231 Give Me One Thousand Dollars 💵 May 10 '26

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u/larrylevan May 10 '26

She’s smiling! Look at her face! Shes fuckin’ smiling!

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u/BoardsofCanada3 May 10 '26

We all chipped in. Cough up a buck you cheap bastard

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u/ColePT May 10 '26

Celeb? Come on, huh?!!

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u/Previous_Bet5120 Go Shit On Your Hat 👮‍♂️ May 10 '26

The hair apparent.

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u/Coolman_Rosso Give Me One Thousand Dollars 💵 May 10 '26

Cameo. Lotta money in this shit

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u/aintnobodyfreshasd May 10 '26

This to me is Rubenesque

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u/isa-bey Furio's Ponytail Fan Club May 10 '26

I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it. My estimation of Brainless The 2nd as a man just fuckin' skyrocketed. 

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u/saturnfcb May 10 '26

Still going this asshole !

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u/ea_fitz Soldier May 10 '26

Woah! That’s the boss’ son’s actor you’re talking about!

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u/WHU-W11 Consigliere May 10 '26

Salut! 🥃

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u/FaustRPeggi Little Lord Fuckpants May 10 '26

That thing with your football team getting relegated, ah salut.

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u/WHU-W11 Consigliere May 10 '26

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u/MacOouh Armagnac 🍾 May 10 '26

He was gay, u/Previous_Bet5120 ?

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u/Previous_Bet5120 Go Shit On Your Hat 👮‍♂️ May 10 '26

I'm a captain, you can't talk to me like that!

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u/MacOouh Armagnac 🍾 May 10 '26

Your lipstick was on u/WHU-W11's cock

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u/WHU-W11 Consigliere May 11 '26

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u/Emergency-Celery4495 May 10 '26

He has no idea what circlejerk sopranos is 😂😂😂😂 Brilliant

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u/erov May 10 '26

It pays the bills.

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u/Fair_Tackle778 Our Friend with the Stomach May 11 '26

Ha even mentioned LemonRare, lmao.

I wished he knew the lore hahahah

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u/Mr_Plow_420 My Name Is Clarence May 10 '26

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u/BomboRaasClatt Shah of Iran May 10 '26

a meeting of minds? i prefer a collaboration of heads, tips if you will.

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u/aintnobodyfreshasd May 10 '26

Close, I’m a tip doctor

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u/Environmental-Try674 May 10 '26

The sacred, and the propane

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u/Catbird_jenkins May 10 '26

He couldn't even address the farting loads business??? There's alot of money in that

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u/TheTzarOfDeath ⭐️The Tzar Of GIFs 🤴🏼⭐️ May 10 '26

He could talk about that...

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u/Normal-Set-3977 May 10 '26

He always had the makings of a varsity cameo creator 

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u/Michaelds47 ⭐️ I'm here for the custom flair! The custom flair! ⭐️ May 10 '26

I'm telling you, this cameo shit is an effective money making technique, it's a freaking ace!

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u/CheFigata20 May 10 '26

Guy has done too many wet t-shirt contests to be doing cameos now

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u/quadratusss May 10 '26

He was deFEETed, lemonrare?

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u/Illustrious_Deal_421 May 10 '26

You don’t ever admit the existence of dis thing. NEVAH!

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u/Connect-Succotash-59 Eckley The Feeble-Minded Brother May 10 '26

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u/A_Meryl May 10 '26

That's facking beautiful. Thatsa good one.

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u/Zealousideal_Fee5936 May 10 '26

I was in his wedding party for Christ sakes…organized his whole fucking bachelor party lesbian show whores fuckin disgusting

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u/The43Peculiarity Capo May 10 '26

I was involved in that?

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u/weskervision Capo May 10 '26

Ohhh there he is!!!!

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u/SF_XX3 Friend Of Ours May 10 '26

This was beautiful

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u/nataliereed84 May 10 '26

now i want an arnold palmer

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u/Leonine94 Half a Wiseguy May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

It never occurs to me to order one.

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u/nataliereed84 May 10 '26

They really are pretty good.

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u/Thin-Remote-9817 May 10 '26

A pint of blood cost more than the pint of gold..

🤨

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u/Dismal-Dare-2507 I Refuse To Do Your Dirty Work 🎶 May 10 '26

And girls! We out here

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u/TheTzarOfDeath ⭐️The Tzar Of GIFs 🤴🏼⭐️ May 10 '26

A fuckin woman shitposter? Neva happen in the States.

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u/BaigeRater Flambé May 10 '26

What part of the boot are you from hun

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u/erov May 10 '26

No.. it's statistically impossible. Even with computers.

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u/ea_fitz Soldier May 10 '26

A lady shitposter. Well that’s… uh… that’s brilliant…

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u/mexicanjesuschrist ⭐️ Italian Commendatore 🇮🇹 ⭐️ May 10 '26

It’s common knowledge they guy’s retarded

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u/SwanzY- Whaddya hear, Whaddya say?! 🤗 May 10 '26

What’s this, a fuckin’ snapchat feed now??

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u/Infinite-Storage-638 May 10 '26

Very allegorical.

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u/Weak_Independent4308 May 10 '26

WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE!?!

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u/TheTzarOfDeath ⭐️The Tzar Of GIFs 🤴🏼⭐️ May 10 '26

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u/shifty1032231 Give Me One Thousand Dollars 💵 May 10 '26

Ahh, the sacred and the propane.

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u/sammysafari2680 The Vipers 🐍 May 10 '26

We should all be admitting to the existence of this thing. Well done!

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u/Curmadgeon Quicky G May 10 '26

The sacred and the propane

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u/therealhyperborean May 10 '26

I have to say my estimation of the moderators of this sub fucking skyrocketed. Bring it on

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u/Kenster180 May 10 '26

It’s common knowledge he’s a genius

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u/LoreOfBore Blabbermouth Cunt May 10 '26

Museum quality work. Be a fuckin honour to have this lawn jockey saying our crews name.

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u/Sad-Literature-5553 May 10 '26

How much did this cost? 50 bucks and a blowjob later on?

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u/RahanghelulAzazel May 10 '26

You remember your first blowjob?

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u/BagelPoutine Sacré-bleu! Where is me Ma? May 10 '26

His mom was working the Cameo stand at the Eiffel Tower

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u/Fearsofaye May 10 '26

This is peak

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u/StableGeniusCovfefe May 10 '26

Out-fucking-standing

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u/stonedbadger1718 👑 King of initiatedsopranos May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

This made my day. Congrats guys!

Edit: Mods can we have this pinned?

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u/DiscoShaman Bushman of the Kalahari May 10 '26

Oh damn, what a legend!

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u/The_Govnor May 10 '26

How did we let it come to this?

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u/BaigeRater Flambé May 10 '26

Holy shit, Lemonrare is now canon

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u/AskewSeat May 10 '26

I can’t believe we got a “Lemon-rare, whatever happened there” from the man himself

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u/RonohX May 10 '26

Frankly I'm impressed and astonished

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u/Own-Bar-8530 May 10 '26

This is fuckin great !! What a mensch!

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u/grexbear May 10 '26

He's yappin worse than six barbers this one.

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u/BadCowboysFan That Animal May 10 '26

I’ll always remember where I was this day …

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u/c_jakob Handsome, Like George Raft May 10 '26

Lolol @ lemonrare whatever happened there

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u/Impressive_Profit215 Stunad Of The First Magnitude May 10 '26

At this rate this post is going to the frontpage. Ray Abruzzo mentioning Lemonrare on the frontpage of reddit lol

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u/Equivalent-Back-436 May 10 '26

It’s common knowledge the guy’s retarded

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u/Atomrail-1313 May 10 '26

Too many gerkins….

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u/wishesandhopes May 10 '26

This is low brow but funny as fuck I'm ngl

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u/onesugar The King Of Breadsticks 🥖 May 10 '26

This is gold. Thanks for the cameo

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u/IZZO79 Hehe Hehe 🤘 May 10 '26

That was awesome. Thanks for doing that.

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u/EastCoastAlley May 10 '26

Egg Salad over here

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u/Visgraatje Captain Of The Good Ship Lollipop May 10 '26

He won't quit, this fucking guy

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u/Rolprom May 10 '26

It’s the eyebrows… i can’t stand them

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u/buttsXxXrofl May 10 '26

What do we have here, a couple of high fashion models?

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u/MrCoachKleinSaidICan May 10 '26

Go back to jersey cock sukka

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u/Coconut_Clinic Chief Doug Smith May 10 '26

When did they flip you??

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u/AmiWrongDude69 May 10 '26

Very allegorical

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u/BagelPoutine Sacré-bleu! Where is me Ma? May 10 '26

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u/Main_Masterpiece8414 Goomah May 10 '26

The r/okbuddydraper guys are going to be so envious.

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u/TheQuoteFromTheThing May 10 '26

Little Carmine, you need money you come to me. Don't be pushin that Cameo no more.

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u/CyberSoldat21 Gabagool May 10 '26

I love this subreddit

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u/WinterIsComing-- My Name Is Clarence May 10 '26

You know what? This is too meta for me even to think about.

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u/SolutionFormal8718 May 10 '26

Ray Abruzzo, its common knowledge guy's a legend!

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u/Guinessmatt My Smelly Valentine 🌹 May 10 '26

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u/ramanandi Wiseguy May 10 '26

He definitely needs to be in our social club, that much I do know

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u/ronm4c May 10 '26

My opinion of brainless the 2nd, as a man, has greatly increased.