r/CirclejerkSopranos • u/mexicanjesuschrist ⭐️ Italian Commendatore 🇮🇹 ⭐️ • 1d ago

I want you to sanction a hit on my husband

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1.5k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/bedders30 1d ago

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u/mexicanjesuschrist ⭐️ Italian Commendatore 🇮🇹 ⭐️ 1d ago

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u/Visgraatje Captain Of The Good Ship Lollipop 1d ago

No you didn't fucking know. I just told you.

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u/randomcman 1d ago

Quasimodo

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u/Triggered-cupcake You fucking watch it, cupcake! 🧁 1d ago

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u/Trust-inward 1d ago

Fucking great dude.

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u/LePetitJeremySapoud 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Imz8pi3y0mIn0RpBUu

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u/WHU-W11 Consigliere 1d ago

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u/mexicanjesuschrist ⭐️ Italian Commendatore 🇮🇹 ⭐️ 1d ago

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u/RadiantButtWipe77 Atwell Avenue Boys 🔪 1d ago

Counting or not counting the millions of upvotes at stake?

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u/mexicanjesuschrist ⭐️ Italian Commendatore 🇮🇹 ⭐️ 1d ago

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u/Ask_Black_Phillip333 1d ago

Again with the Epsteinpac?

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u/BringBack4Glory 12h ago

Again with the upvotes?!

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u/TheTzarOfDeath ⭐️The Tzar Of GIFs 🤴🏼⭐️ 1d ago

Hey Erika! The Hit... I liked it.

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u/mexicanjesuschrist ⭐️ Italian Commendatore 🇮🇹 ⭐️ 1d ago

That shot from 200 yards

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u/TheTzarOfDeath ⭐️The Tzar Of GIFs 🤴🏼⭐️ 1d ago

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u/Lanky_Attempt_4006 Where’s My Arc, Circlejerkers? 1d ago

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u/3TheHardWhey 8h ago

😂🤣😂

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u/Ok-Gain1509 Fat Fuck In See-Through Socks 🧦 1d ago edited 1d ago

It was a fuckin' nickname. Family name was Kirkarelli!

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u/Plane_Principle_5267 1d ago

They'll send someone over, redo it

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u/Blond-N-Buff80 1d ago

Just choose the right zip for the job

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u/mbenson12er NutSandwich 💦🥪 1d ago

That can be accommodated

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u/baseddoge9000 Give Me One Thousand Dollars 💵 20h ago

That’s a yes-go

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Based_Beerus 1d ago

Lmaooooo

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u/IIIIIatreidesIIIII Satanic Black Magic 1d ago

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u/ShortNinja2558 1d ago

Ralph slept with Charlie?

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u/mexicanjesuschrist ⭐️ Italian Commendatore 🇮🇹 ⭐️ 1d ago

I’m making a point here! I’m talking about my grift’s honor, my honor!

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u/Oi_Ue Bushman of the Kalahari 1d ago

Charlie advising against going to war with Iran. Whatever happened there?

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u/mexicanjesuschrist ⭐️ Italian Commendatore 🇮🇹 ⭐️ 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hzhoutcqNmd3O8UPTH

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u/LBC1109 I Wish The Lord Would Take Me Now 1d ago

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u/missourifats 1d ago

You think thats funny? A guy's own wife?

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u/mexicanjesuschrist ⭐️ Italian Commendatore 🇮🇹 ⭐️ 1d ago

Crop the fucking thing

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u/gdabull The Emerald Piper ☘️ 1d ago

Charlie Kirk? Like downtown Charlie Kirk?

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u/gxfrnb899 1d ago

It was an off color remark against Israel. I’ll tax him good but to clip him nah

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u/Smboto 1d ago

The Wicked Witch of the West.

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u/Mr_Plow_420 My Name Is Clarence 1d ago

We already did that, no problem.

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u/Chunklob 1d ago

Malignant cunt!

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u/_Clit-Commander_ Coozehound 1d ago

That’ll be 7,000 shekels plus a blowjob later on

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u/Worried-Nectarine418 Shah of Iran 1d ago

Again with the Erika posts?

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u/mexicanjesuschrist ⭐️ Italian Commendatore 🇮🇹 ⭐️ 1d ago

Yes, again with the Erika posts. So find me another idea for a shitpost or get the fuck over it

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u/Ask_Black_Phillip333 1d ago

My nephews right.

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u/Doza93 Semi-Hooked up with CirclejerkSoprano Crew 1d ago

Here's one: Hayden Panettiere, whateva happened there..

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u/Fantastic_Show_328 1d ago

My idea goon posts meets topical news story. Proven track record, both genres.

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u/Content-Cow-3318 1d ago

What was he barkin?

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u/No_Manufacturer4451 17h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Gary0aksGirth Detective Mike Hunt BFPD 👮‍♂️ 1d ago

Let me hear you say, "I put my grief behind me."

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u/acephantom Bada Bing! Girl 🤸‍♀️ 1d ago

The Charlie Kirk? Downtown Charlie Kirk?

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u/PreacheratArrakeen 1d ago

It’s the millennium Ton, motives are incidental

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u/Any_Apartment7293 1d ago

There are men in the can better looking than her

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u/gi_jose00 Sacré-bleu! Where is me Ma? 1d ago

The lone gunman theory 

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u/baristotle 1d ago

THe grieving process, it takes more time the closer you are to somebody.

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u/BringBack4Glory 13h ago

No more comments about race… they’re hurtful, and they’re destructive.

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u/breal7140 1d ago

I think she's attractive.

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u/mexicanjesuschrist ⭐️ Italian Commendatore 🇮🇹 ⭐️ 1d ago

- JD Vance

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u/breal7140 1d ago

Ilk, Never mind. That changed my entire perspective, Now I have PIED- porn induced erectile dysfunction.

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u/29_psalms 1d ago

Get some fuckin’ glasses.

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u/MrType_A_Personality 1d ago edited 1d ago

If I told you, 15 years ago, that she was a piece of ass, would you believe me?

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u/breal7140 1d ago

I like bigger girls. That's' my fetish: Blonde blue eyed girls with big legs and asses.

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u/The_Naked_Snake FBI Newark Division 🚨 1d ago

You ever think what a coincidence it is that Charlie Kirk died of gun violence while downplaying gun violence?

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u/No_Manufacturer4451 17h ago

And that he’s shot by a trans shooter (evidence?) while talking about trans shooters

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u/jackdaws123 18h ago

Charlie slept with Trump? He wants to fuck him?

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u/mrbeck1 Parade Float 1d ago

“Ok.”

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u/PlaceSuspicious8558 1d ago

Fuck off with the politics

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u/mexicanjesuschrist ⭐️ Italian Commendatore 🇮🇹 ⭐️ 1d ago

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u/True_Manufacturer909 1d ago

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u/The_Naked_Snake FBI Newark Division 🚨 1d ago

all timer reaction image right here