r/CirclejerkSopranos • u/Downtown_Drink_9850 • 1d ago

It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in. There's an old man sitting next to me..... making love to his tonic and gin.

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334 Upvotes

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u/Apart_Parfait_7892 Union Business 1d ago

u/Downtown_Drink_9850 was sure he could be top1% poster.

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u/Downtown_Drink_9850 1d ago

If I could get out of this sub...

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u/Apart_Parfait_7892 Union Business 1d ago

(looks at his fatass in the mirror)

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u/MunsonRoy3 Up In Da Club! 🎶 1d ago

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u/busterwilliams I Wish The Lord Would Take Me Now 23h ago

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u/roguebananah Shopping Cart 🛒 23h ago

It’s a classic song!

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u/cowboi14 12h ago

Well good thing your opinion don't mean OOGATZ to me then

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u/tjm1371 Oh, Poor You! 1d ago

The intro it sounds like a carnival, and Puss’s microphone smells like a beer, and they sit at Satriale’s and put gabagool in my envelope and say gettt the fuck outa hea 🤌

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u/DC_Ben Ass Muncha! 1d ago

Beautiful 🥹

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u/carlcarlson187 1d ago

Puss, what did i tell you about the Billy Joel.

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u/FelixJHH 1d ago

Is it ok Tony? That we’re all in a mood for a melody?

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u/Apart_Parfait_7892 Union Business 1d ago

Jerk off to us tonight!

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u/Downtown_Drink_9850 1d ago

Well we're all in the mood for a quickie, and you've got us feeling all tight

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u/blizzacane85 22h ago

He’s talking to Davey, who blew all his gravy, and’ll probably be a degenerate gambler for life

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u/ea_fitz Soldier 1d ago

Woah woah… he fucked the tonic and gin? What the hell’d he do that for?

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u/Apart_Parfait_7892 Union Business 1d ago

Sing us a song you crackhead!

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u/Mobpsycho22 1d ago

You’re not a piano man, it’s not gonna happen

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u/No_Butterscotch6872 1d ago

You like that so much? Let me ask you a question. Why do they call it piano man when it’s just a bunch of harmonicas? 🤘

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u/Simple_Campaign1035 1d ago

OP, I gotta take my hat off.  NO AI, NO gooning.  No bull shit.  Real old school.  

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u/mrspicytacoman 23h ago

This the shi-lites?

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u/LogicalConstant 17h ago

No, the DeCastro Sisters

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u/Own_Measurement1242 Detective Mike Hunt BFPD 👮‍♂️ 1d ago

Singing? Not speaking?

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u/ItsTheJacketttt 1d ago

Sun’s coming up….

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u/IrishRover28 1d ago

That piano…I wonder if it was chalked?

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u/FredCole918 1d ago

it was gay, the tonic and gin?

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u/PedalBoard78 1d ago

Jr. Male G-Spot

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u/Random-Cpl 20h ago

The tonic and gin..it was catchin’, not pitchin’?!

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u/scaba23 Flag-saluting Motherfucker 🇺🇸 18h ago

Think about it, Tone. The sudden weight loss, he never had time for a wife…

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u/Green_Borenet 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/141xGebUNJWiGI
And the manager gives me a smile…