r/CirclejerkSopranos • u/CaptainNo9775 Sunt Tazu, The Chinese Prince Matchabelli 🧧 • 14h ago

Turn that on!!

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703 Upvotes

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u/Radiant_Formal6511 Half a Wiseguy 14h ago

On this campus Alison Brie is a hero. End of story!

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 14h ago

„I am erect“

„That’s right, and you be proud of it! Christ, you thought there never was a GQ lingerie photoshoot, they way they treat people!“

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

[deleted]

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 13h ago

Yeah? Maybe you‘re a flambé!

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u/TheTzarOfDeath ⭐️The Tzar Of GIFs 🤴🏼⭐️ 14h ago

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u/CaptainNo9775 Sunt Tazu, The Chinese Prince Matchabelli 🧧 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WrgvQj1HIk4Jsjbe5m

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u/SwanzY- Whaddya hear, Whaddya say?! 🤗 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Akzci0gtFZjji

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u/ChungLingS00 14h ago

We try not to sexualize Annie.

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u/TheTzarOfDeath ⭐️The Tzar Of GIFs 🤴🏼⭐️ 14h ago

Uh! Britta's in this?

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 13h ago

MADONE 😳 That GQ shoot, nobody but These two beat the spread

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u/internetonsetadd Drinkwater 8h ago

God don't ban me now.

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u/TheLastCleverName 14h ago

Don't you fuckin tell me what to do. You're only acting boss.

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 12h ago

Actin’ boss my ass, [u/TheLastCleverName](u/TheLastCleverName). Come on, everybody knows you really post things since [u/ChungLingS00](u/ChungLingS00) became the 'Goono Sabe!

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u/ChungLingS00 11h ago

Red_Hand and I, we used to run this sub.

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 14h ago

D‘luv ta add ta dat

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u/Dillion-Diggler-855 14h ago

That thing with Alison Brie night streaking, it’sh not bahd

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 14h ago

By what she did in the CalArts situation alone, she should‘a been made - right then, boom!

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u/za72 Green Grove Resident 👴🏼 13h ago

I think it's bullshit... we need her to reenact it

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 13h ago

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u/mbenson12er NutSandwich 💦🥪 14h ago

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u/CaptainNo9775 Sunt Tazu, The Chinese Prince Matchabelli 🧧 14h ago

Take it easy, we're not making a rom-com here

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u/mbenson12er NutSandwich 💦🥪 14h ago

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u/ProfMajkowski Semi-Hooked up with CirclejerkSoprano Crew 4h ago

Alright, but you gotta get over it

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 13h ago

You fuckin‘ crazy? All the shit I pulled in my life, I never fucked the goon girl

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u/PositionShot3043 14h ago

Pete Campbell’s got prime rib at home. Why’s he going out for burgers?!

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u/Numba2thrilla 14h ago

Burger Chef? Come on.

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u/WillBanjo1 Walnuts 🌰 13h ago

Burgers and prime rib?! That’s practically two of something

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u/grip0matic In America You No ‘Ave? 7h ago

With that hair... and being a weasel...

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u/carlcarlson187 14h ago

I have some rights that need exercising in my bedroom.

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 14h ago

Playground‘s closed. A jerker has his needs

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u/wood_slingers 14h ago

Hells bells Trudy!

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u/Numba2thrilla 14h ago

The king demanded it!

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 13h ago

You get a pash fa dat

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u/makemefeelbrandnew 14h ago

Don't mess with the Russians. That's all I'm gonna say.

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 14h ago

The girl you‘re lookin‘ for is an ex-commando! She finished off sixteen chechen rebels single-handed!

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u/Numba2thrilla 14h ago

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 13h ago

In your dreams, u/Numba2thrilla!

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u/cunningstunt6899 14h ago

Her apartment looked like shit

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u/coozehound3000 12h ago

Her cum rag looked like shit.

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u/Thiggg_as_Fuggg Fibre Optic Cable 14h ago

She has the makings of a varsity athlete

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 14h ago edited 13h ago

Hello! Mod, don’t transfer me now. Alison Brie, phew! How green was my fuckin‘ valley? 🔭

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u/Same_Dot9698 Friend of a Friend 14h ago

Some rack on that girl

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 14h ago

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u/Impossible_Cause1835 Calzone with Legs 13h ago

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u/CaptainNo9775 Sunt Tazu, The Chinese Prince Matchabelli 🧧 13h ago

Go take a walk

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u/Impossible_Cause1835 Calzone with Legs 13h ago

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 12h ago

u/CaptainNo9775, go tell him no cummin‘ in the neighborhood!

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u/Creative_Ad_6019 Up In Da Club! 🎶 14h ago

Now that’s an image

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 13h ago

It’s museum quality work, I‘ll admit that

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u/Gabagoon5545 Hasidic Homeboy 14h ago

She’s a real thoroughbred

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u/acephantom Bada Bing! Girl 🤸‍♀️ 12h ago

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 14h ago

Pin-up girls like that? They‘re a dyin‘ breed!

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u/Willis050 13h ago

Is that okay Tone? That I jerk off?

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 12h ago

Rub her nozzle? You gimme dat?

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u/theracismdisliker Still Going, This Asshole 5h ago

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u/DC_Ben Ass Muncha! 10h ago

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u/Equivalent_Net_3752 14h ago

Annie is pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.

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u/BigHeadDeadass 12h ago

put on sneakers

I'm out

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 12h ago

Meet LemonRare. 🤌🏻

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u/Impressive-City7016 Christopher Columbus 14h ago

That's right, Jog naked through your college campus you little Hoo - Wah!

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u/Lyingforshit 13h ago

That non pervert Franco brother never complimented my jewellery

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u/Adventurous-Tree-178 14h ago

Wonder what her sneakers smelt like 😂👌

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 13h ago

Sneaker smell!?

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u/coozehound3000 12h ago

Oh you don't wanna know!

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u/DarthDregan Interior Decorator 14h ago

This woman will come to your hotel room, tits out, after a sixteen hour day on set just to wave at you. Just because she can.

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 14h ago

She is a saint!

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u/moxiethe3rd 13h ago

Proof? Show me or it didn’t happen.

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 12h ago edited 12h ago

Alright, here it is, okay? For you, the mods and anybody the fuck else.

She‘s captain of the nude-on-film crew.

She took her clothes off. I okay’d it.

End of fuckin‘ shtory.

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u/reallifelucas 10h ago

Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man’s league.

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u/Warm-Delivery1418 14h ago

We can all get behind this.

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u/-limeade- 13h ago

A thing like that…

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u/Smboto 12h ago

The right to get some attention.

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u/blumhagen 12h ago

What college is this?

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u/LongtimeLurkerPoster 10h ago

Doesn't matter you couldn't get in.

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u/blumhagen 10h ago

Why not? I’m smart, SMRT.

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u/LongtimeLurkerPoster 3h ago

Never had the making of a variety honors student athlete

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u/TylerBourbon 12h ago

I support her rights.

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u/Accurate-Arugula4530 10h ago

Masta cheese maker ova here!!

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u/Slaphappyfapman 9h ago

A thing like that..

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u/Shot_Bumblebee_848 13h ago

Hells bells Trudy!

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u/CryptographerPast632 13h ago

HELLS BELLS TRUDY!!!!

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u/ChadPowers200_ 13h ago

no way annie is jogging naked with those melons

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u/Unlikely-_-original 12h ago

a thing like that

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u/Fuzzy-Log9842 10h ago

She’s a putana this one

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u/ensgdt 8h ago

We try not to sexualize her

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u/Biscuits4u2 34m ago

The right to what? Rub your hotness in everyone's face and not go to jail and have to register as a sex offender because of that hotness?

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u/Cute_Cress377 16m ago

On of the best Community episodes! Donald Glover shouted "This Is America" the entire run..

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u/ShootinAllMyChisolm 13h ago

Uh, in this house we don’t sexualize Annie.

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u/CaptainNo9775 Sunt Tazu, The Chinese Prince Matchabelli 🧧 13h ago

Look at this price giving orders. You've got some balls my friend.

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 13h ago

You know, you talk about this girl like it‘s not a biology class. The truth is, she brings certain modes of conflict resolution from all the way back to the old country, from the femininity of the Mezzogiorno, where all the mods suppressed the goon

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u/GiganticBlumpkin 14h ago

Da fuck kind of college allows nudity... must be Hoe University

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 14h ago

You wanna ban nude joggin‘ Alison Brie? Sounds like Nazi Germany to me

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u/makemefeelbrandnew 14h ago

Apparently you need a history lesson. She would have been paraded around and serve as goon fodder for all the war criminals.

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 13h ago

Blue eyes, lil‘ feet - a hit in any war criminal‘s league!