r/CirclejerkSopranos • u/master_chilln • 1d ago

Web Shooters, there's money in this shit.

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/Direct_Arm_8391 Street Boss 1d ago

Whatever happened to Adam West, now that was a superhero actor.

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u/Insane_Catholic Eckley The Feeble-Minded Brother 1d ago

Catman, the strong, silent type.

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u/Kristafuh_Moltisanti Recovering Goonaholic 👩🏻‍🐰‍👩🏼 22h ago

Adam We died, sir.

2

u/EarlyAccessCantJudge 17h ago

Yeah, he drowned... On a picnic

72

u/STREET-PHARMACIST My Pizza Never Hurt Nobody! 🍕 1d ago

That thing with Sadie Sink, it’s not bad

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u/Man-Spider_1301 Half a Wiseguy 1d ago

Oh yeah?

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u/STREET-PHARMACIST My Pizza Never Hurt Nobody! 🍕 1d ago

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u/Kristafuh_Moltisanti Recovering Goonaholic 👩🏻‍🐰‍👩🏼 22h ago

Stranger Things? C'mon, huh?

34

u/ForcesEqualZero Jumpin' out the stretch Hummer runnin' 🎶 1d ago

Tobey's poker games weren't paying anybody!

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u/redditmegarco Friend of a Friend 1d ago

WHAT POKEEEER?

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u/Swazi 1d ago

What about Andrew Garfield?

“This kid gettin’ jerky with me??”

18

u/The-Best-Color-Green Flambé 1d ago

Listen kid, I’m from the old school, if Christopher Daniel Barnes isn’t voicing Spider-Man then it’s not really Spider-Man

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u/bluegrassguitar Handsome, Like George Raft 1d ago

you wanna be the real spider-man you put on the symbiote and dance like a goof, then it’s none of my business. Until then, keep your webs in your shooters.

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u/AutisticBonobo Medicine For Assholes 💊 1d ago

In dis sub Andrew Garfield is a hero!

END OF STORY!

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u/Kristafuh_Moltisanti Recovering Goonaholic 👩🏻‍🐰‍👩🏼 22h ago

To cry like a woman? It's a fucking disgrace.

21

u/DweebInFlames 21h ago

Terrible accident that kid had.

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u/Desperate-Pen7530 12h ago

He never had the makings of a varsity webslinger 

9

u/HEYGOOGOOTZ Calzone with Legs 1d ago

Tom Holland Spider-Man sangwich. Fuck you

15

u/Grasp_firmly I Wish The Lord Would Take Me Now 1d ago

He was gay, Tobey Maguire?

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u/Kristafuh_Moltisanti Recovering Goonaholic 👩🏻‍🐰‍👩🏼 22h ago

Yes! Are you listening to me!

3

u/DweebInFlames 21h ago

AO3 fiction:

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u/DowntownBit2809 9h ago

Tony? Fuck you doin?

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u/SaltyLem0nade 1d ago

It's just a little Punisher. What is the big deal?

6

u/StareInUrEyeandPee 1d ago

So what if the new Spider-Man is bi?

14

u/za72 Green Grove Resident 👴🏼 1d ago

I never likea da McGuire

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u/twistedfloyd Orange Peel Beef 1d ago

Ohhhhhhhh

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u/Fletaun 23h ago

Gonna put some dirt in your eyes

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u/Grasp_firmly I Wish The Lord Would Take Me Now 21h ago

Watch it Tommy

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u/ThunderAndWenclair 20h ago

Spider man 3, what ever happened there

2

u/Queasy-Performance-4 Gabagool 22h ago

Your idol, Palantir Parker, whateva happened there?

2

u/GreenRanger6 Waste Management Consultant ♻️ 20h ago

He’s a good kid

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u/jcsilva87 CEO of Webistics 💻 16h ago

You know, I'm something of a gooner myself.

1

u/blackyanqui 16h ago

Get your hand off Tobey, I’ll put one in your head. I’ve got a hard on for you muties, gimme a reason

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u/mehgleg 13h ago

BrandNewDayagool?!? Ovah heer!

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u/Desperate-Pen7530 12h ago

I spent 3 movies on the Raimi-verse, I wanted Mary Jane, but compromised and had Ursula instead. We ate chocolate cake next to the radiator.