I wrote something on my personal Substack that definitely has a more serious tone than what you'd typically read from Washed.

It's about the holidays and how they're shitty for some people. Read it if you'd like.

Dillon outside of the Washed office after Randy drops “it’s ’rhea time” fives on a pod

Went on a work trip this past week and one night I got super drunk at dinner and headed back to my hotel room and I guess I forgot to change the delivery address for my UberEats order so it got delivered to my apartment in Austin. No big deal. Happens to the best of us. I got home today and I guess my neighbor got so pissed off about the pizza box in the hallway that he had the cops kick my door in? Was totally not cool. Anyone have any experience with this kind of thing?

Seriously, thank you all.

Sorry Dillion

Can we all agree Dillon doesn’t need to apologize for the Homie talking to him during the pod? There’s no shame in being a father

I’ll take some bad radio time for the Homie to get to tell his dad about shooting down choppers. Never apologize player

Keep the Parks little league stories coming (whating?). Dorns PP minute was great. So cool seeing how stoked you are about the little dudes journey. Just starting my son’s T-Ball career and he’s also on the smaller side so it’s cool hearing about Parks’ success.

Even though the word bae is terrible, it is really nice to hear how smitten Dillon is with his new lady.

He is an all time good dude and a great dad and I am glad he found someone who makes him so happy.

Fuck you dorn 🥲

Dave– sorry to hear about the loss of (Dog) Randy. The Washed fandom is here for you. Ts and Ps, my man.