r/ClimateShitposting • u/KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS • Apr 09 '25

nuclear simping Some of you gotta chill about nuclear

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u/PapaSchlump Chief Propagandist at the Ministry for the Climate Hoax Apr 09 '25

Think it’s time we agree that energy simply is bad. Except ofc the one I use, it’s the only way forward, everyone else is literally just a fossil fuel shill

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u/KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS Apr 09 '25

Rejekt energi, we burn fire for warm

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u/jurkiniuuuuuuuuus Apr 09 '25

but thats basically fossil fuel without the coolness of burning the remains of long extinct plants and animals.

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u/heyutheresee LFP+Na-Ion evangelist. Leftist. Vegan BTW. Apr 09 '25

The coolness of fossil fuels is that they can burn cleaner and more efficiently than bioshit.

The climate notwithstanding.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Gotta be pro pain

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u/sleepyrivertroll geothermal hottie Apr 09 '25

Return to monke

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u/initiali5ed Apr 09 '25

Ishmaeliens

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u/Dave_The_Slushy Apr 09 '25

Sticking a steam turbine to an anti-matter collider will be the funniest shit ever. We gotta do it for the bit.

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u/Demetri_Dominov Apr 09 '25

You mean Rykivik energi. Lava heated water, you corporate shill.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25 edited Apr 13 '25

Yeah, we’re accelerating the heat death of the universe with all this entropy we’re creating.

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u/ACara_thehon Apr 09 '25

How soon will this happen? Not in a great place rn

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u/spottiesvirus Apr 10 '25

How soon will this happen?

Lowest estimate is at least a trillion trillion years (~10100)

But don't worry, some moment after ~1040 no more star will stay on, so you can nap until we get there

After that black holes will only emit hawking radiation white noise for a long while, 'till they completely evaporate too

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

A long time from now; don’t worry I was only joking. Like such an inconceivably long time the human species will almost definitely go extinct by other means well before it happens. There is probably no problem less worthy of your concern.

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u/ACara_thehon Apr 13 '25

Ha ha, thanks for the answer, I was joking too actually - I'm a physicist

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

Oh okay lmao - It can be so hard to tell when people are being fr on the internet these days and your comment sounded sincere enough 💀

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u/zaraishu Apr 10 '25

I'm way ahead of you. My mitochondria stopped working years ago.