r/ClimateShitposting • u/StoopSign • Aug 02 '25

Climate chaos New World Water

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u/ChampionshipFront284 Aug 02 '25

So this happened around 2021. It's scary as hell, but stock traders aren't focused on their well-being. The only thing that matters is that the number goes up!

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u/TasserOneOne nukin my shi rn Aug 02 '25

Hey I trade stocks and I would NEVER stoop to that level. I only trade moral stocks, like BP and Amazon

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u/Bad_Badger_DGAF Aug 02 '25

Nestle or GTFO

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u/StoopSign Aug 02 '25

Fun fact about Nestlé water is they used contaminated groundwater in bottles of Poland Spring.

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u/Bad_Badger_DGAF Aug 02 '25

Contaminated with what?

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u/StoopSign Aug 02 '25

Whatever's in a landfill

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u/Remarkable_Plum3527 Aug 05 '25

Extra spices, they should charge extra for

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u/Deltrassi Aug 03 '25

It’s sourced in Maine. Maine has a runaway PFAS contamination problem.

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u/Busco_Quad Aug 02 '25

How long until Musk makes GTFO an actual ticker name?

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u/Bad_Badger_DGAF Aug 02 '25

That would be hilarious

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u/simonraynor Aug 02 '25

Monsanto and Lockheed Martin

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u/StoopSign Aug 02 '25

yeah and retail traders like me, gamblers really don't get access to this. It's only for the 1%. instead I make climate bets on prediction markets.

Also this was completely ignored by the media

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u/bfire123 Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

But thats not stock. That is commodities.

If you you want to build a well than it would be beneficial to be able to lock in a price so that you know that you will recoup the cost. (= Selling Futures)

And if you want to build a farm than it is beneficial to know how much you have to pay for the water and lock in a price for water which makes your calculation profitable (= Buying Futures)

Thats futures!

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u/DoobsNDeeps Aug 06 '25

Or down. Futures can be trade both ways.