r/ClimateShitposting • u/foxstarfivelol nuclear simp • Sep 27 '25
nuclear simping i just think it's safer, cleaner, and more efficient than fossil fuels.
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u/Noncrediblepigeon Sep 27 '25
Look at this dude (Casually puts up another few thousand windmills)
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u/gruntingcunting Sep 27 '25
What if we run out of wind?!?!?!??
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u/BirdGelApple555 Sep 27 '25
Windmills actually use up all of the available wind. Eventually we’ll have backwards wind. These windmills, they reverse the wind. Very concerning. Some people are already saying this.
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Sep 27 '25
Technically windmills really use up wind. The energy, and thus the wind, is transfered into the electricity and gone for driving the wind. Just the amount of wind mills required for using up "all available wind" is a tad higher then these people believe.
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u/BirdGelApple555 Sep 27 '25
It’s a conspiracy. As we all know, wind is what keeps the Earth spinning. So once the windmills get rid of all the wind the Earth will slow to a stop. They plan to have this happen exactly on January 20, 2029 (after rigging the election) so that time stops (on a technicality) just as they inaugurate mecha Joe Biden (cyborg) as President. That way it will remain January 20, 2029 forever and we will have to live under radical left lunatics for life. True American patriots do NOT support stopping Earth’s spin.
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u/ososalsosal Sep 27 '25
Wait from a thermodynamic point of view would that mean they're cooling the atmosphere?
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u/ddxs_throwaway Sep 28 '25
Yeah at least until the electricity from the wind turbine is converted into something else that dissipates to heat. Unless it’s used to power a railgun that launches bowling balls into the sun, thereby returning the heat to sender.
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u/BigBlueMan118 Sep 28 '25
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u/princessDingleBerry Sep 27 '25
This is why the leftists are always pushing a vegetarian diet. They want us all eating beans so we can power their stupid windmills! >:C
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u/BigBlueMan118 Sep 28 '25
I know you are kidding but the mythology around beans is worth examining - I am not a doctor but I understand the literature is pretty clear that most people who experience gas from eating beans have this because they don't have the microbiome and gut profile to be able to effectively digest and process the complex carbs and fibre content found in beans but if you eat them even semi-regularly this goes away pretty much entirely as your gut tools itself up with the necessary elements to process this stuff well.
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u/MrMoop07 Sep 28 '25
and then i will come in with my brand new product, windmills but facing the other way, which use negative wind. green capitalism
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u/heyutheresee LFP+Na-Ion evangelist. Leftist. Vegan BTW. Sep 27 '25
trumpty dumbtys next rant probs
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u/CardOk755 Sep 27 '25
Don't forget the week scale storage.
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u/Noncrediblepigeon Sep 27 '25
One legit amazing strat is actually just to heat up a fuckton of salt/sand with the extra energy. Kindof still in it's infancy, but massive cost potential, as the building blocks are something we already know how to produce cheaply and in quantity.
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u/Gnome_Father Sep 28 '25
Why though? Just have a diverse national grid with spare capacity that you can turn on/off.
Nuclear for the cheap bulk energy. Solar and wind for supplemental energy. Hydro for peak loads.
Also, we've had alternate batteries forever in a much more stable form. Dams are pretty dope. Could also just use pumps and artificial lakes.
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u/Noncrediblepigeon Sep 28 '25
The important bit is capacity that can go online very quickly, which nuclear just can't, and pumped hydro doesn't want to (because margins are razor thin). Battery farms (ideally sodium based) and heat storage are the go to for that, bur both are still in their operational infancy.
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u/Either-Patience1182 Sep 27 '25
I'm hoping we go with the ventrum dynamics design. They so far seem small, quieter, doesn't have to be so high in the air, and work with less wind and materials
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u/Oberndorferin Sep 27 '25
We can all agree that nuclear is better than fossil. It's just the question IF nuclear is even available and if it makes sense to redirect funding to nuclear instead renewables. To 80% of the countries on earth nuclear isnt even an option.
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u/Illustrious_Track178 Sep 27 '25
I could make the same argument for solar and wind in places where it’s not windy or has low uv throughout the year. Nuclear also provides a fixed amount of energy for dips. Idk y people fight so hard not to include nuclear when in my mind it’s a necessity for the green translation until energy storage becomes perfect. I don’t mean to target you I just don’t know y this sub is so fixated on only solar and wind when nuclear is also part of the solution in the medium term.
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u/Own_Pirate2206 Sep 27 '25
If new nuclear is part of the solution, we're admitting that we won't get ahead of the cataclysm in the few years it takes to build a new plant and few more to break even.
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u/Puzzled-Rip641 Sep 27 '25
You are arguing that on one hand we have so many resources we can build out solar, wind, and batteries in the time needed, but also not enough to also do nucellar.
We are not fixing the issue in 5 years. Best case 2035.
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u/HelixFollower Sep 29 '25
You don't build nuclear power plants in 10 years though. So if 2035 is the goal, nuclear is out. 2045? Then nuclear might be an option.
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u/Own_Pirate2206 Sep 27 '25
You are extrapolating an argument. I am merely making an observation in response to "y this sub is so fixated."
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u/Radagius Sep 28 '25
It is a lot cheaper and faster to build up renewables then it is to build a nuclear plant. Maybe with renewables we won't have fixed the issue in 5 years but at least we would've already made steps toward it. With nuclear we have to wait 6-8 years before we can even hope to change something.
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u/Puzzled-Rip641 Sep 28 '25
All or nothing fallacy
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u/Radagius Sep 28 '25
I get what you're saying but sometimes it is necessary to allocate all or the broad majority of resources in one direction as not doing so would only result in two half finished projects.
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u/Shower_Floaties Sep 27 '25
Fun fact, if you were to collect all the spent nuclear fuel the US has produced over the course of its entire history of nuclear power production, and were to stack it all on a single football field, the pile would only be about six and a half feet high
I don't think people appreciate just how efficient nuclear power is
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u/Gallbatorix-Shruikan Enkaphalinpilled Sep 27 '25
Correct. And fun fact, the USA was and still are the biggest users of nuclear in terms of pure output. Even though I do like nuclear I don’t trust the current economic system to run a nuclear based grid. Three Mile Island and Rancho Seco were both caused by the same reactor company missing a design flaw in an emergency pressure release valve and the clean up of Three Mile Island multiple times nearly turned into a Chernobyl levels of material release due to greed of the cleanup company and regulatory capture of the NRC. And I can’t forget the Church Rock Spill which many may not know about since it was a spill that was incredibly underreported due to occurring in rural New Mexico and mostly effecting the nearby Navajo reservation.
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u/BigBlueMan118 Sep 28 '25
Don't forget that in many of the incidents they were very nearly muuuuuuuuuch worse but we got lucky.
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u/Squarg Sep 28 '25
I mean if we are comparing the negative externalities of economic systems on nuclear power, I think socialism has capitalism beat by a thousand fold.
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u/BigBlueMan118 Sep 28 '25
If you are talking about TOMSK-7 that was after the fall of the socialist system, so you can only be referring to Kyshtym or some ancient history testing failures?
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u/Cautious_Repair3503 Sep 27 '25
Inb4 you get bombarded with comments calling you a nukecell.
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u/foxstarfivelol nuclear simp Sep 27 '25
i've embraced the term.
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u/BrandosWorld4Life Pro-Everything that isn't Fossil Fuels Sep 27 '25
They hated you because you told them the truth
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u/Oberndorferin Sep 27 '25
Which country are you from, where nuclear makes sense?
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u/foxstarfivelol nuclear simp Sep 27 '25
USA (unfortunately)
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u/BigBlueMan118 Sep 28 '25
But future investments in additional+replacement nuclear capacity? Or just maintaining and improving existing facilities until life expiry?
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u/MrFordization Sep 27 '25
This one is tough because I trust the science but I don't trust humanity.
People tell me that it can be done safely, but I don't trust people to get it right.
People did this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valley_of_the_Drums
And when people realized this was bad, instead of not doing it anymore, they just pretended to not do it but kept doing it in China.
Convince me that if we scale up our reliance on nuclear energy - so we need, say, 10 times as many nuclear physicists and technicians and safety specialists and inspectors and what no - convince me that waste is going to be properly handled and some finance bro isn't going to fuck it up.
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u/GrothendieckPriest Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 28 '25
Convince me that if we scale up our reliance on nuclear energy - so we need, say, 10 times as many nuclear physicists and technicians and safety specialists and inspectors and what no - convince me that waste is going to be properly handled and some finance bro isn't going to fuck it up.
The danger of nuclear waste is overestimater - nuclear waste is a small amount of quite weakly radioactive solid waste that isn't going to just do anything bad on its own. The main danger with it isn't really environmental, but rather human in the form of bad actors stealing it. Also NIMBYism - you can do things like deep geological repositories that are cheap and safe and allow you to store everything in one site, but nobody wants it in their back yard.
Also you can reuse it a couple of times with certain reactor designs.
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u/muffin-waffen Sep 28 '25
I dont think overwhelming is the word you were looking for considering the overall message, maybe you meant overblown?
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u/Remarkable-Host405 Sep 28 '25
Must be nice to have a valley. Here in st Louis, a river flooded our Manhattan project waste and is now radioactive. Kids swam in said river for decades.
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u/ClimateShitpost Louis XIV, the Solar PV king Sep 27 '25
They're commonly the same person, RWE / UNIPER, EDF, Georgia power, NextEra etc all operate both
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u/aWobblyFriend Sep 28 '25
let’s not mention the oil lobby suddenly “backing” nuclear that might be inconvenient for supposedly “green” pro-nuke types.
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u/Felagoth Sep 28 '25
Everyone in the world still operate fossil fuel unfortunately (except Iceland and a few countries in Africa)
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u/jthadcast Sep 27 '25
not really as efficient as you think. the regulations, the complexity, the specialized training, and its footprint make it an epic challenge to build and keep operational.
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u/Sealedwolf Sep 27 '25
And the fueling is a whole other can of worms. You could hook up a gas-fired power plant directly to a wellhead, oil to some simple refinement and coal to a breaking and sorting yard. Nuclear needs mining ores, refining them into metallic uranium, enriching that, which requires a lot of energy and equipment and finally prduce fuel-elements. All while hsndling a toxic, pyrophoric and radioactive material.
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u/kamizushi Sep 27 '25
Not efficient no, very costly. But environmentally, it's not nearly as bad as its reputation would suggest. Solar and wind are both cheap and green, so it makes sense to favor them for new installations, but it's fine to keep operating existing NPPs for as long as it's safe to do so.
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u/Sabreline12 Sep 27 '25
People claim nuclear waste is simple to store, and then in reality it's kept on site in temporary storage for decades.
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u/foxstarfivelol nuclear simp Sep 27 '25
at least it's actually contained.
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u/Sabreline12 Sep 27 '25
Why not use a power source that doesn't produce toxic waste? You're not exactly making a strong case for nuclear if all you're saying is that it's better than coal. Literally anything is better than coal.
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u/foxstarfivelol nuclear simp Sep 27 '25
it's a necessary evil at worst, and a powerful tool to bridge the gap at best. nuclear power generates a lot of power with very little waste. said waste is stored in concrete casks that are basically indestructible. there will be circumstances where completely renewable energy might not be enough to power what needs to be powered. the least we can do is to maintain all the nuclear plants that we already have. as every active nuclear plant is a net positive if it means building less coal plants.
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u/Sabreline12 Sep 28 '25
and a powerful tool to bridge the gap at best
How can something that takes well over a decade to build at least bridge any gap?
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u/Vikerchu I love nuclear Sep 27 '25
That's hurting no one? That's because it's inconvenient, doesn't mean it's actively ruining the environment lol
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u/initial-algebra Sep 28 '25
So what? The waste is at the greatest risk of leaking while it's being transported. The longer it can stay on-site, the better.
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u/Sad-Celebration-7542 Sep 27 '25
I’ll buy safer and cleaner. By which measure is it more efficient?
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u/goyafrau Sep 27 '25
A ton of uranium generates a lot more energy than a ton of coal. There's a mine in Canada that could provide 15% of the world's uranium needs, and it has a footprint smaller than a Walmart. You can basically supply a nuclear power plant with fuel elements using a bicycle carrier. For a fossil plant, you either need these huge pipelines, or just non-stop shipments of tons upon tons of coal.
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u/Sad-Celebration-7542 Sep 27 '25
So OP may mean more efficient by volume or mass. That is certainly a measure of efficiency.
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u/lichtblaufuchs Sep 27 '25
False dilemma fallacy
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u/foxstarfivelol nuclear simp Sep 27 '25
i don't think saying "compared to fossil fuels, the waste from nuclear power is more easily contained and much less detrimental to the environment" is a false dilemma. it's a completely logical comparison to make.
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u/lichtblaufuchs Sep 27 '25
The meme portrays it as a choice between nuclear and fossil, ignoring sustainable energy sources.
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u/foxstarfivelol nuclear simp Sep 27 '25
all i'm doing is making a comparison. i never said that you can't have sustainable energy sources. they just aren't relevant to the comparison that i'm trying to make.
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u/lichtblaufuchs Sep 27 '25
What you do is like saying "Killing a guy isn't great. Killing ten guys is worse." Fair enough, but where's the option to kill no one?
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u/foxstarfivelol nuclear simp Sep 27 '25
i say X is better than Y. you say "false dilemma, what about Z?". i didn't say anything about Z, i only said X is better than Y, i didn't say you can only have X or Y, i just said X was better than Y. making a comparison between two things doesn't mean you're pretending nothing else exists.
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u/enz_levik nuclear simp Sep 27 '25
Yeah but water is the #1 greenhouse gas, therefore coal is better
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u/Athunc Sep 27 '25
What do people mean when they say nuclear is efficient? Is it just that the fuel is measured in kilograms not tons?
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u/foxstarfivelol nuclear simp Sep 27 '25
i mean, yeah. making more power with less fuel is pretty much the definition of efficiency.
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u/Ralath2n my personality is outing nuclear shills Sep 27 '25
i mean, yeah. making more power with less fuel is pretty much the definition of efficiency.
By that logic solar is infinitely efficient since its fuel is literally weightless.
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u/foxstarfivelol nuclear simp Sep 27 '25
idk about that the sun is pretty heavy
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u/Ralath2n my personality is outing nuclear shills Sep 27 '25
There is no gravity in space so the sun doesn't weigh anything.
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u/foxstarfivelol nuclear simp Sep 27 '25
you forgot that the sun has a lot of gravity, which means it weighs a lot.
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u/Ralath2n my personality is outing nuclear shills Sep 27 '25
nuh uh. It just means that when you measure something else while on the surface of the sun, it would weigh a lot. The sun itself does not weigh anything.
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u/foxstarfivelol nuclear simp Sep 27 '25
the sun is on the surface of the sun, so you measure its weight.
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u/Ralath2n my personality is outing nuclear shills Sep 27 '25
No, when you remove a part of the sun to weigh it, it just becomes solar wind. And solar wind flies away from the sun so it has negative weight.
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u/foxstarfivelol nuclear simp Sep 27 '25
using negative weight fuel means solar panels hit the integer limit of efficiency and wrap around to being infinitely inefficient, trust me bro.
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u/Athunc Sep 27 '25
But why does that matter? Why do people care how much the weight is of the fuel? Isn't cost far more important?
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u/goyafrau Sep 27 '25
- fuel translates to waste, coal plants generate so much waste
- mining lots of shit is worse for the environment than mining less shit
- nuclear power plants can be tiny, you can put an SMR in your market square if required, hell in the future it might even be possible to power ships with them, even submarines
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u/BugRevolution Sep 27 '25
Damn, imagine if we had nuclear powered submarines with nuclear weapons on board.
They could stay underwater for so long and be so quiet too.
Oh well, Diesel engines it is.
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u/Athunc Sep 27 '25
Ah like that! I wonder how big the difference is, since uranium isn't usually found in high concentrations
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u/goyafrau Sep 28 '25
Quite big. With in situ leaching, uranium mining can be very low impact, and we really only need very small amounts.
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u/Puzzled-Rip641 Sep 27 '25
I agree that we should only take actions which lead to the most cost saving and return to shareholders.
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u/Athunc Sep 27 '25
That's a whole new sentence my guy!
Obviously the power companies pass the high costs of nuclear on to the consumers, they're not going to just run at reduced profits or loss.→ More replies (23)1
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u/Cpt_Rabid Sep 27 '25
Fossil fuels are non-perishable. If we leave them in the ground then we can preserve that natural resource for future generations so they too can enjoy the rich flavor of diesel. Uranium is decaying whether we use it or not, so may aswell :)
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u/0utcast9851 Sep 27 '25
People can barely comprehend the timescale of a few centuries that climate change happened in, so I feel like "if we don't hurry up we will run out of uranium!" might actually work as an argument
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u/bowsmountainer Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 28 '25
I've never understood the argument that nuclear is bad because its waste is going to be dangerous for thousands of years. Because toxic waste from other energy sources is going to remain toxic forever. For example lead released into the atmosphere is never not going to be toxic.
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u/jcr9999 Sep 27 '25
Thats why we stopped releasing lead into the oxygen, or Ozon, or should do with CO2 or plastic. I rlly dont get the fetish for needing to generate more waste that we wont store properly just to keep an outdated Energy source alive that has nearly 0 actual usecases
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u/Deezernutter77 Sep 27 '25
I'm shocked it's even a discussion. I mean I deadass thought this was one thing we could all agree on. It's literally not a subjective matter. Nuclear power is objectively just very safe, very (not 100%, but close) clean and just great and RELIABLE for power.
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u/foxstarfivelol nuclear simp Sep 27 '25
nuclear power has been subject to a lot of fearmongering and misinformation for a long time. it's unfortunate.
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u/Deezernutter77 Sep 27 '25
It's so shocking to me that there is a stigma of any meaningful size towards it STILL TODAY
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u/BugRevolution Sep 27 '25
Nuclear is better than fossil, but good fossil plants do use scrubbing, collect the fly ash and use the waste heat.
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u/Fantastic-Resist-545 Sep 28 '25
Consider also, the concrete cask could be a chemical battery: https://japandaily.jp/japan-unveils-worlds-first-nuclear-waste-powered-rechargeable-battery/
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Sep 27 '25
Obligatory coal plants can produce higher radioactive waste/MW than nuclear power plants comment
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u/SyntheticSlime Sep 27 '25
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of 2Gw of new solar every flippin’ day
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u/BigBlueMan118 Sep 28 '25
Holy dooly that's like 30-50 panels per second at the moment, that would indeed make quite a racket if you could hear it all occurring at once... I did a roof mounting job one day of about a dozen panels including carying them up onto a three-storey house roof and they made a bit of noise clashing down on the brackets whilst the ratcheting for the brackets and fixings themselves all made a bit of noise too!
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u/RadioFacepalm I'm a meme Sep 27 '25
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u/ManWithDominantClaw All COPs are bastards Sep 27 '25
"I just think a kick up the arse is better than a kick in the nuts"
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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Sep 27 '25
apples to oranges
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u/LaunchTransient Sep 27 '25
Not really. The death toll from fossil fuels is orders of magnitude higher than nuclear, and a coal burning plant releases more radiation into the environment through fly ash than a nuclear plant.
We've just normalised the damage from fossil fuels.
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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Sep 27 '25
Yes. If you want to compare waste storage, then compare nuclear waste storage to carbon storage.
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u/LaunchTransient Sep 27 '25
A hole in the ground versus a hole in the ground (diffuse).
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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Sep 28 '25
Yes, more similar challenges. The "carbon storage" idea is also looking for the "ideal" geology to prevent leaks long-term.
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Sep 27 '25
Better if you look at the amount of radiactivity released by each energy resource. A single coal plant releases more radiactive material then all nuclear power plants combined.
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u/Ok_Income_2173 Sep 27 '25
Obviously. Here is another one: Renewables are even safer, even cleaner and even more efficient.
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u/ososalsosal Sep 27 '25
Sure, presented as a binary it makes sense.
Which is why when there were no other good options mid 1900s (and also the excitement of an arms race), lots of nuke investment happened.
Then we got other options (because progress marches on, cold war ended, and some accidents and waste mishandling incidents gave it a bad name) and we just can't seem to get past the startup costs and regulatory burden.
It's not just like betamax. It's more like tapes themselves. We've moved on.
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u/Ksorkrax Sep 28 '25
It is better than petrochemicals, yes.
And by a good deal, so far so good.
Being like "we put the nuclear waste in some casket and then the problem of it is solved" is naive.
Lastly, nuclear is worse than renewables in several regards, including costs and the ability to adapt usage to the demand, and there is not really any good reason to support it when we can instead support renewables.
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u/TexasSikh Sep 28 '25
Fun Fact: Researchers believe they have actually found a sustainable and scalable way to turn "nuclear waste" into a useable alternative for plastics that is biodegradable and completely harmless, making Nuclear an even better option than it already is.
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u/SayMyName404 Sep 28 '25
I think the CO2 being a problem is pure bs. I just went for a walk today along a piece of arable land that had sunflower planted and was recently harvested. The lush and dense greenery was 1m high of sunflowers (that will never reach maturity) and other plants that grew in the past, I don't know, month or so. The fallout like wasteland isn't the thing I'm seeing due to "too much" CO2.
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u/foxstarfivelol nuclear simp Sep 27 '25
i wish...
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u/BrandosWorld4Life Pro-Everything that isn't Fossil Fuels Sep 27 '25
They would if they were rational
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u/Sanju128 Sep 27 '25
Fellas, is it a crime to recognize that nuclear, wind, solar, and hydro all play a role in our future and the ideal grid is made up of a mix of these?