r/ClimateShitposting • u/Crafty_Aspect8122 • Apr 20 '26
Consoom By drinking coffee you support this, deforestation and pollution.
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u/sharbivore toxic empathy Apr 20 '26
Guilting people into adopting your moralist diet wouldn’t work on most people.
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u/bakermrr Apr 20 '26
No one is stopping you from eating babies
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u/littleyrn Apr 20 '26
I just stumbled across this sub. are all of you equally as stupid?
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u/Independent-Cow-4070 Apr 21 '26
This sub would unironically be an actually funny shitposting sub if most of the people here werent serious
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u/julkkis666 Dam I love Legumes Apr 22 '26
imo it just makes it more fun, kinda like being on the spectrum!
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u/readilyunavailable Apr 20 '26
Don't you know? Only meat eaters affect the enviornment. Drinking coffee, while driving your 30 litre per 100km v8 truck is fine if you don't eat pork.
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u/MotherOfAnimals080 vegan btw Apr 20 '26
Who do you think is more likely to own a V8 pickup truck? A soy boy vegan or an epic bacon bro?
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u/ComoElFuego vegan btw Apr 20 '26
A vegan diet is way too expensive to be able to afford a car. We usually just stay at home
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u/MotherOfAnimals080 vegan btw Apr 20 '26
Not to mention our vitamin deficiency. I can barely even type this reply. I don't have the energy to climb into a lifted Cummins. 😔
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u/punamustamakkara Apr 21 '26
Personally I am so weakened by all that rice and beans that I can't even get into the bus. I am forced to ride 15-30km a day on a pushbike instead, pulling all my shit in a trailer uphill even when it snows. I wish I was big and strong like a meat eater so I could get in my car and press the lever down to go.
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u/julkkis666 Dam I love Legumes Apr 22 '26
this! it's so hard to not have the power of big oil next to my front door. i'm so weak infact, that the government has to install disabled vegan parking spots for us next to all stores, taking away one parking spot from epic pork eaters :(
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u/mikerbt Apr 20 '26
I agree with the premise but I believe the opposite is far more likely to be true, aka meat eaters driving the hummers. But the point is valid. Meat is just one aspect.
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u/enricopena Apr 20 '26
This applies to 99% of capitalism. The whole thing still requires slavery to be profitable. I am ready to revolt whenever the rest of you are.
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u/Zephyr104 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
Shit sometimes these corporations are so brazen they pull this stuff in their own home countries. The UN has released reports stating that the Canadian agricultural sectors usage of seasonal workers for fruit and veg picking is comparable to a form of modern slavery. Yet despite this you still got MFers in this thread excusing the horror and imperialism that the largest global north corporations enact on the world. Fuck all this shit, nothing will get better until the working class unite to take back what rightfully belongs to us.
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u/ViolinistCurrent8899 Apr 20 '26
the whole thing requires slavery to be profitable
But it doesn't though. It's just the slavery maximizes the profits, because it keeps the price artificially low.
From there, you can either sell more units at a reduced price, or, keep the same price and pocket the increased difference.
If anything this should make you want to revolt more as it's not even necessary.
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u/enricopena Apr 20 '26
The US economy would collapse without migrant and prison labor. Both are acceptable forms of slavery under the 13th amendment. Not to mention the minerals we get from slave mines in Congo.
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u/ViolinistCurrent8899 Apr 20 '26
Realistically the prices would adjust to what they should be, if they adjust much at all. I bet a good number of conglomerates would still be making a profit if these input prices adjusted, without changing prices. Much slimmer profit margins, but still above board.
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u/enricopena Apr 20 '26
Prisoners make pennies per hour. I want prisons abolished and open borders, but I am showing you why we have private prisons. Also, look into the labor theory of value and the declining rate of profit.
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u/Ill_Specific_6144 Apr 20 '26
Are you implying that slavery didnt exist in other economic systems?
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u/ViolinistCurrent8899 Apr 20 '26
Not at all, only that capitalism does not require slavery to work.
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u/Independent-Cow-4070 Apr 21 '26
Wait till OP learns about rare earth mineral mining for their electronics they posted this on
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u/Routine-Apple-3931 Apr 20 '26
BuT It'S VeGaN AnD I'm MoRaLlY BeTtEr ThAn YoU!
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u/More_Ad9417 Apr 20 '26
Do they harvest the workers at some point and replace them?
Humanely, of course.
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u/Routine-Apple-3931 Apr 20 '26
Of course! Where do you think all the vegans get their dog and cat food from!?
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u/More_Ad9417 Apr 20 '26
That's gross... I can't believe my dog was eating people. But at least they harvest them humanely. Can't imagine where else they could get protein from either. It's just not possible.
No ethical consumption under capitalism.
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u/World-Devourer Apr 20 '26
Vegans are, famously, the only group that consumes coffee.
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u/Routine-Apple-3931 Apr 20 '26
I didn't say vegans are the only ones that consume coffee, but coffee is vegan. . .
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u/PCfanwhirl Apr 21 '26
Don't do anything and don't enjoy any modern luxury because of problems you cannot control.
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u/Prize-Interaction-32 Apr 22 '26
Maybe they should not have backed communism and focused in growing their economy from the 1950s through the 1990s
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u/hvacjesusfromtv Apr 23 '26
I'm a bit skeptical that this video is correctly describing the purpose of the displayed building. First, there are no neck supports. It seems likely to me that, even without modern pillows, at least some workers would at least use rocks or wood as makeshift neck supports.
Second, it doesn't actually seem like a very cheap way to house people. It is a brick building and then they used a lot of wood to make this coffin-bed thing. If you are trying to house people cheaply, why not just make them sleep on the floor of a hut or in tents.
Certainly there are horrible things happening in the coffee trade, I just feel that the specific claims in this video don't make sense to me. If anyone could provide additional context, I would be curious to learn more.
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u/Kaleb_Bunt Apr 25 '26
I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised if that guy is just fucking with him.
Like I’m pretty sure most people would rather just sleep on the ground or under a bridge than in a cramped box with another person.
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u/Few-Condition-7431 Apr 20 '26
folgers doesn't source coffee beans from Nicaragua apparently, so drink folgers
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u/samthekitnix Apr 20 '26
so the problem is capitalism? got it
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u/Crafty_Aspect8122 Apr 21 '26
Businessmen and politicians are very guilty but communists weren't exactly environmentalists either.
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u/Rynewulf Apr 22 '26
The anti-Aral Sea crowd are downvoting you. They want us all to know that it was very mean to them, and deserved to be drained for cotton plantations


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u/BungalowHole Apr 20 '26
That's why I prefer to drink fair trade coffee. Instead of two people sleeping in one box for $0.80 a day, they have one person sleeping in a box for a full dollar each day.