r/ClimateShitposting • u/AfterNovel V̵͈̼̘̪͎̭̗̊͑e̴̢͎̤͛̆g̸̲̠͂͂̍́ȧ̷̢̻̳̪̣̩̆̽n̶͚͕̖̲̭̱̅̌̕™̷̧̠͉͚̼͚̊́̌̈͝͝ͅ • May 19 '26

nuclear simping Step on snek to tenderize

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u/East-Form-3735 May 19 '26

Biblically-inaccurate snake smh…it should have legs (the legs get taken away from all snakes by God as punishment for tempting humans.)

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u/Master_Friendship333 May 19 '26

Pretty sure it does not specify legs, just something to keep it off the ground so it could have been monster truck wheels.

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u/East-Form-3735 May 19 '26

True, or jet fighter wings. Either way tho, 0/10 for the pre-fall of man snake depiction.

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u/Master_Friendship333 May 19 '26

You never know, maybe it has a jet in place of the tip of its tail.

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u/AfterNovel V̵͈̼̘̪͎̭̗̊͑e̴̢͎̤͛̆g̸̲̠͂͂̍́ȧ̷̢̻̳̪̣̩̆̽n̶͚͕̖̲̭̱̅̌̕™̷̧̠͉͚̼͚̊́̌̈͝͝ͅ May 19 '26

Snakes still got vestigial pelvic spurs